November 23, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards is a mean drunk, and after three Appletinis, he'll slap you just for looking at him wrong.
Not very hard, mind you, but still...
3 Appletinis?
I'd have thought he'd be passed out before he finished the second.
I think they were Shirley Templetinis.
At least he doesn't hit you with his handbag. Those sequins hurt!
That's interesting, and worth passing around.
Hope you're having a good weekend.
careful Harvey. I bet Johnny boy likes it when you look at him wrong.
After four, he gets all weepy and sappy and puts all his quarters in the juke box for Celine Dion and such.