November 27, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson enjoys racing cars. To make it fair he usually gives the cars at least a 100 foot head start.
Not if he races a Volvo against an EnviroTerrorist...who will declare the Volvo a winner every time... Park your Volvo in the garage, turn out the lights and listen to her rust...
Fred Thompson got p.o.'d at Wile E. Coyote once and chased down The Roadrunner to use to beat to death Mr. Coyote with.
At the finish line, Fred waits there and smashes the cars with his fist and declares they were biased against him, like FOX. Of course, he is right. RIGHT!
I have to admit, ussjc, that I owned a Volvo once. When I mentioned it to an aquaintance, he said, "I'm sorry." So was I.
Stumble It!
