November 29, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson takes a bite out of criminals.
Fred Thompson takes a byte out of criminals, causing mismatches with their MD5 checksums.
Fred Thompson takes a bite out of criminals, after peeling them open to reveal their tender, juicy livers.
Invader Zim, that's just awful. And what's worse, I not only got it, but I chuckled at it, too.
He doesn't eat them with fava beans and a nice chianti... does he?
You suck Zim. It's people like you that make people like me feel nerdy despite how hard we try not to be.
I actually know what Zim is talking about but will deny it to the end even if you waterboard the shit out of me while Hillary takes her clothes off and...ok...I give...I will squeal like a school girl!
Fred Thompson: The only baggage he has he carries under his eyes.