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November 30, 2007
Let's Show the Hostage Taker Some Consideration
A hostage crisis is in effect at Hillary's New Hampshire Campaign office. An insurgent with a bomb strapped to his body has taken a few people hostage. While Hillary consults with the United Nations, police officers are stationed outside closely monitoring the situation. Close by, stand representatives of the ACLU to ensure that the insurgent's rights are in no way violated. Our thoughts and prayers are with the hostages. As the hostage taker demands to talk to Hillary, we hope that she respects his absolute moral authoritiy in this situation. According to CNN, this hostage taker was denied the right to ask questions at the YouTube debate, as they producers weren't sure if his bomb qualified him as a voter who was Undecided. More on this as it develops. 19 Responses To "Let's Show the Hostage Taker Some Consideration"
Real story is Bill is bombed and Hillary is wearing a strap on. Nothing to see here. Move along. #2 - Posted by: jimboy on November 30, 2007 03:25 PMIdiots. Morons. Asses. Obsolete. #3 - Posted by: on November 30, 2007 03:50 PMHe should detonate it for fun. But it was a failure on his part, since Hilary wasn't in the office. #4 - Posted by: Michael R. on November 30, 2007 04:03 PMApparently, the bomb is a fake. The guy is known for claiming the government has a conspiracy against him, and has a bug planted in his head. Obviously, this is a Ron Paul supporter... #5 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on November 30, 2007 04:06 PMWhat is this guy doing? This is only a small campaign office, and Hitlery is not even there and is getting free coverage for this stunt. Be looking forward to an "Assault Road Flare" ban. "Location, Location, Location!" Moron #6 - Posted by: Popov on November 30, 2007 04:30 PMMaybe Hillary will show up and he'll detonate. Someone tell the guy to be patient! #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on November 30, 2007 05:05 PMI think he's a planted terrorist to get Hillary some free airtime! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 30, 2007 05:17 PMcall Janet Reno in for negotiations. #9 - Posted by: Corsair on November 30, 2007 06:22 PMHillaryCare! has a NEW POSTER BOY! Hostage Taker: "Give me my meds, dammit!" #10 - Posted by: everydayjoe on November 30, 2007 06:53 PMI didn't think this was supposed to be a news blog! I couldn't find any divergence from the actual story here! #11 - Posted by: nyexpat on November 30, 2007 07:02 PMI didn't think this was supposed to be a news blog! I couldn't find any divergence from the actual story here! #12 - Posted by: nyexpat on November 30, 2007 07:03 PMHe wasn't an insurgent, he was a Freedom Fighter! #13 - Posted by: K T Cat on November 30, 2007 07:50 PMDon't taze him, Bro! #14 - Posted by: McBain on November 30, 2007 11:35 PMThe crazy liberals are already spinning it as a health care issue. "If he had better health care, this wouldn't have happened." #15 - Posted by: on December 1, 2007 12:48 AMWhen road flares are outlawed, only outlaws will have road flares. #16 - Posted by: will.see on December 1, 2007 03:30 AMApparently it was some depressed fella whose wife just left him. Heck, you'd think he'd be celebratin'... #17 - Posted by: Bill Clinton on December 1, 2007 03:38 AMIt is theorized that a large enough explosion could separate Hillary's knees. For Bill, seeing as he has to behave until the election. Now if this could take place on the moon, two men could be very very happy. And just think, a mushroom cloud AND a dust cloud. #18 - Posted by: NotFrankJbutsayin' on December 1, 2007 05:56 PMWhy haven't we heard his party affiliation yet? If he were registered as a Republican, you know well and good that there would be a (R) by his name. Someone this far off his rocker must be a Ronulan or Democrat. #19 - Posted by: Mike on December 1, 2007 10:26 PMPost a comment
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