He stops his car Flintstone-style.

Fred Thompson infects diseases. Mortally.

There was no Big Bang. It was a Big Fred.

Two of Fred Thompson's campaign workers are driving along, and come to an intersection and red light. The driver continues without slowing down.

The passenger asks: "What are you doing? That was a red light!"

The driver says: "Don't worry, Fred Thompson drives like this."

They come to another intersection, and another red light. The driver speeds on through without slowing down.

The passenger asks: "What are you doing, are you trying to get us killed?!?"

The driver says: "You don't have to worry- Fred Thompson drives like this."

They continue along, the passenger now quite afraid, until they reach an intersection with a green light. The driver hits the brakes, and they stop.

The passenger asks: "Well, what the hell are you stopping for?"

The driver says: "Fred Thompson might be coming the other way."

(Adapted from "Carlin on Campus," circa 1982.)

yeah, he uses the break pedal instead, especially when he can break it over a leftard's head.