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December 04, 2007
In Space, No One Can Here You Scream
This is something I never thought of: Are we still waiting for the pioneers who will be the first to have sex in space? It's good to know that both the U.S. and Russia have done research into the mechanics of the matter because I imagine that could end up pretty awkward without a little forethought. 21 Responses To "In Space, No One Can Here You Scream"
Hopefully they go up alone. That would be a little awkward for other crew members. #1 - Posted by: c on December 4, 2007 12:09 PMTrust me, it will happen. Hell, maybe there's a reason they didn't send Miss Diapers and her boyfriend up together. #2 - Posted by: otcconan on December 4, 2007 12:19 PM"Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions." Did they really train rodents to knock boots primate style or do they mean "guinea pigs"? If it's the former, I have an idea for my kid's next science fair. If its the later, that explains the NASA High School hair-pulling and BB gun waving over who gave who chlamydia. #3 - Posted by: badmartin on December 4, 2007 12:32 PM"It's good to know that both the U.S. and Russia have done research..." We must close the space sex gap with the Russians. In the space sex race it is imperative that we finish first. For reseearch I recommend viewing of Flesh Gordon and Bararella. #4 - Posted by: DamnCat on December 4, 2007 12:33 PMEubanks: What's the most unusual place you've ever made whoopee? Contestant: That would be up the Butt, Bob! Errrr ... I mean in the International Space Station, Bob !!! #5 - Posted by: CTSean on December 4, 2007 12:39 PMMe, I would titled this post. "In Space, No One Can Tell You're a Screamer" You know that movie scene in space with the juice? I think it was Apollo 13... they squeeze out the juice and it floats around. My disgusting mind is picturing that scene but with much worse... errr... juice... #7 - Posted by: ChrisA on December 4, 2007 12:48 PMDon't be surprised if the Chinese haven't already mastered this, and there are a billion more of them "tumbling" in orbit. #9 - Posted by: everydayjoe on December 4, 2007 01:45 PMSpace sex? That sounds great! Maybe I'd have better luck up there... #10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 4, 2007 02:11 PM"In Space, No One Can Hear You Call Out Your Ex's Name by Mistake." #11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 4, 2007 02:15 PMDouglas Adams hit upon this, in the HHGTTG series: "Fifty-three more things to do in zero gravity" #12 - Posted by: Mad Insomniac on December 4, 2007 02:57 PM"In the space sex race it is imperative that we finish first." Even if both partners aren't satisfied? #13 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on December 4, 2007 04:03 PMFor men, all it takes is forethought. The women prefer a little forePLAY. #14 - Posted by: Mike on December 4, 2007 04:16 PMDC wrote "In the space sex race it is imperative that we finish first." Hey, I'd make a good candidate; I always finish first. #15 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 4, 2007 04:40 PMAt least in space you don't need Viagra. Zero gravity works wonders for those who can't get it up. #16 - Posted by: Petey on December 4, 2007 04:54 PMAlas... Even without gravity... What goes up must come down. #17 - Posted by: Strnj1 on December 4, 2007 06:00 PMDude! Why do you think they have women astronauts traveling to the ISS ? PS - I mean I've always called my bed partners Mission Specialists... #19 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on December 4, 2007 09:43 PMOn Earth, what goes up must come down, unless it goes into orbit. But in space, what goes in, doesn't have to come out since that would screw up the gyrostabilization system on board the spacecraft. (Anyone seen my conservative? AlanABQ made me lose it.) #20 - Posted by: Jimmy on December 5, 2007 01:57 AMTitle typo: but can they HEAR you scream? LoL AlanABQ. GMTA #14. #21 - Posted by: Polly Esther on December 5, 2007 11:46 AMPost a comment
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