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December 06, 2007
Child Pornagraphers Concerned: "Will They Think We're ALL Liberal Talk Show Hosts?
Child pornagraphers, who suffer a bad image everywhere, especially red states, today issued a statement regarding the arrest of liberal talk show host Bernie Ward. "We want people to know that just because we dig child porn, that it in no way makes us want to host a progressive radio show." Many in the industry feel that being linked to this type of situation bodes badly for child pornographers. Said one spokes man with the National Association of Child Pornagraphers, "Sure, they can hide behind the First Amendment, but if people start to think that you're something OTHER than a child pornographer, then it could hurt your career in the long run." Most child pornographers have no affiliation with liberal radio at all. They're concerned that they might finally face a stereotype that can bring them all down. Said one source who insisted on secrecy, "Sure, many of these liberal talk show hosts stay in the shadows. They lurk in dark places where nobody will hear them - like Air America. But eventually, they do something stupid and get caught." Bernie insists that he was looking at child porn while doing research for a book. If that excuse doesn't work, then he'll insist that it's not his and that he was only holding it for a friend. 14 Responses To "Child Pornagraphers Concerned: "Will They Think We're ALL Liberal Talk Show Hosts?"
Hey, it worked for that Chinball Wizard Pete Townshend... #1 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 6, 2007 08:24 PMFrankly, I think children should wait until they're at least 18 before becoming either pornographers or liberal talk show hosts. It's only right. #2 - Posted by: TGWShark on December 6, 2007 10:21 PMThe San Jose Mercury News doesn't say anything about him being liberal, but they mention that he used to be a Catholic priest. #3 - Posted by: K T Cat on December 6, 2007 10:26 PMRightWingDuck did you write this? This is an excellent piece of guerilla writing. uhh why didnt he just contact the FBI and let them know he was doing research for a book? I'm sure they could give him alot of information. Or maybe he just likes researhing child pornography in the comfort of his own home... in his pajamas. #5 - Posted by: Reganomics on December 7, 2007 01:17 AMI've been a longtime listener of Bernie's radio program. I must say I've not found any person that I'd say is more of a Christian and a true friend to the down and out in society. His leanings may be left but to me they're right on. I'm proud to stand up and support Bernie in his time of trouble. #6 - Posted by: mellene on December 7, 2007 02:18 PMAnyone who knows Bernie, knows he's not a perv. Charges will be dropped. #7 - Posted by: desert pagan on December 7, 2007 03:48 PM See.... We have the Ronulans and they have the Berniezoids. #8 - Posted by: Fast Eddie on December 7, 2007 03:52 PMRightWingDuck, if this was an attempt at satirical or humorous writing, you failed miserably on both counts, just like the indefensible, miserable Bush failure people like you continue to defend. This was neither creative nor funny. It only exposed you for the talentless, delusional, right wing nut you are. You're the kind of dimwit I pray calls the show to 'self-expose' how pathetic conservatism and those who practice it are. But don't worry. When your inherent, conservative cowardice kicks in (unless you just returned from Iraq? Didn't think so), I'll help you with your expose. If you find your testicles, please do just that. We'll be waiting. We're on weekday mornings at 8 am Pacific on AM 1230 KLAV in Las Vegas. We also stream live (and archive) on the internet. The web site is www.BashamAndCornell.com. The call-in number in 1-888-898-DOUG. You will forgive me if I don't hold my breath, altho', being so obviously unaware of how ignorant you truly are, you just might. I'll be waiting. Doug Basham #9 - Posted by: Doug Basham on December 7, 2007 04:12 PMComrade Basham, None of this changes the fact that Comrade Bernie Ward has big pendulous tiddies and didles children. Good day sir. I said good day. #10 - Posted by: Exile on December 7, 2007 04:23 PMGo on a liberal talk show? Eeesh. I'd rather hang out with child pornagraphers. If people thought that I hang out with liberals who knows what would happen to my reputation. Doug sounds like he wishes he were a 5-year-old with a four pack of wine coolers & a digital camera... maybe then he could get Bernie to notice him. As for mellen saying that Bernie's "more of a Christian" and blah blah blah, I disagree; the pedophilia clearly puts him on the Muslimy end of the spectrum. #12 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 8, 2007 09:56 AMThis is what happens when you mess with Bush and the neocons! #13 - Posted by: Bill on December 9, 2007 05:02 AMHmm, here's my chance to make Ron Paul supporters look sane by comparison. ... Unfortunately, I think libertarianism would legalize the possession of child pornography. #14 - Posted by: Effeminem on December 9, 2007 07:05 PMPost a comment
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