I'm re-re-re-signing up for this. Yay Frank J.!

yeah sure i guess, whats the harm?

Once again, I prostrate myself before the great Frank J. show the masses your wisdom by selecting me. NOW.

Cave Troll demands be named Ronin! Or Cave Troll crush you with big rock!

Have you tried getting profile feedback from that puppy-blendin' foo' yet? How 'bout Malkin?

Most humbly does Lazlo submit himself for this fine venture.

Here...

I will not beg. I will not grovel. I will not submit. However, I will respond humorously if asked in a polite and respectful manner.

Yeah right,for the fifth time.

yeah, start these up again. definitely like to know what kind of company I'm keeping.

I would like to be featured...

Pantera, signing up.

I think this is the fourth or fifth time I've signed up for this. Hrumph. If I was a lib, I'd whine about discrimination and sue.

I've volunteered before. I will volunteer again, but only because you asked... feel free to pick me:)

Ooh, ooh, mememememe! I'm VERY important.

I was apparently chosen and sent my answers in a long time ago, but I will understand if you decided I was too sexy to be featured on your website.

18th!

(it's a Jew thing)

The Ronin thing sounds good too. Sign me up.

me me me!

me

Does that still work?

yes

Count me in. IMAO readers are dying to know all about Fosterdad.

Third time's a charm! =P

Dibs!!!!

Step one: Apply for Ronin

Step two: ?????

Step three: Profit!!!

Yeah, yeah. Ronin. Want. Whatev's.

You might want to select me if you feel the need to bore your readers into a coma.

I'd like to sign up again. To be one of the few...
The proud...
THE RONIN!!!
ceann rua

OK, I am trying this again, but I don't think you like me/

if only our airports profiled people as often as you do....would love to be one of the chosen ones.

Pick me pick me! i am french and you guys like french people again, Don't you?

I'll give it a try...

Fred Thompson wants you to pick me.

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

*Raised hand to volunteer*

Count me in!

I'm in.

I want to play!

First!!! (oh wait, I'm a couple years late)
How many lies about you do I have to make up before you profile me?

----sigh----

I'll try again.

Have at it

I'm in.

I know I'm too old for this stuff, but humor me.

once again you've neglected to interview your most interesting simi-regular reader: me.

(seriously, i'm not that regular today. at my age, i should eat more bran...)

All ya hafta do is ask

Gosh, there are a lot of people to get through . . .

But I'll stick my chip in. :) It might take me that long to formulate a brief answer to "What's your favorite political issue?" ;)

I don't comment as often as I'd like, but I've shilled for you (12/14/2006 at my blog, and of course you remember my exchange with Laurence that day) - does that earn me a chance at the honor?

C'mon...

Keith

First off I'm glad that you and SarahK survived your move. At first I thought someone may have killed you with a big rock or something. That would suck, mainly because I wouldn't have anything else to do during school (what else am I suppose to do, learn? HA!).

Anyway, let's see if you actually decide, in your infinite wisdom, to pick me. If you do pick me I'll promise to go punch the guy who put a "Ron Paul '08" sign outside his repair shop in the kidneys. Promise.

I'm still in.

I'll do it...

Count me in. Or face the bayonet.

hey, i wanna be in the running for this!

turds.

I am signing up, because while I enjoyed the last two Ronin files very much, I am starting to feel ancient. Am I the only reader over 35?

Pick me! Pick me!

I'm from the government and I'm here to help, no, wait, that's not it....

Pick me anyway?

No, Sue, you are not the only one.

I'm in. [waiving frantically from the end of the line]

oops - this one is just to add my email address previously omitted
tough to be over 35 - you tend to forget things

I'd like to do it.... I don't comment all that much but I have had about 30 (so far) of my very own lolterizt pictures published here. Plus, I own a scary assault rifle so... you know... if you don't pick me... I might just have to come to your house and let you shoot it. Wait... what?

I'm more of a reader than a commenter, but I'd love to give it a go!

Pick me! Pick Me!

This sounds like fun! Muahaha!

Sackofcatfood- like your site. and the college guide...

Problem: "Friends, family, and unknown citizens have been complaining about my body odor--usually by telephone and postcard--but I don't particularly feel like taking a shower."
Solution: A can of Febreeze may take you places. In fact, if you use too much of it in an enclosed space, you may wind up riding a tie-dye carasel through outerspace wondering why ducks are so freaking cool.

sackofcatfood- love the college how tos

Problem: "Friends, family, and unknown citizens have been complaining about my body odor--usually by telephone and postcard--but I don't particularly feel like taking a shower."
Solution: A can of Febreeze may take you places. In fact, if you use too much of it in an enclosed space, you may wind up riding a tie-dye carasel through outerspace wondering why ducks are so freaking cool.

Problem: "Friends, family, and unknown citizens have been complaining about my body odor--usually by telephone and postcard--but I don't particularly feel like taking a shower."
Solution: A can of Febreeze may take you places. In fact, if you use too much of it in an enclosed space, you may wind up riding a tie-dye carasel through outerspace wondering why ducks are so freaking cool.

Is it too late to be considered a Ronin? Aw come on I was at sea...

It would be pretty cool to be a profile. i used to hit this page 2 or 3 times a day think it was some time in 04 when i started being a fan.

Me likee the Frank funeeee

I give it try, maybe.

Would love to be featured... have followed imao for 8 years now, I believe. Why have I never submitted pictures of me and my peace tools? My hands just aren't that exciting...

[Arnold Horshack voice]
Ooooh. Oooooh. Pick me, Mr. Kotter. Pick me.
[/Arnold Horshack voice]

Does this date me as someone north of 50?

Is anyone else seeing that ad from "The Hunger Site Store"? The one with Peace sign earrings and the t-shirt labelled "World Peace"?

I can't help but snicker every time I see the bumper sticker "Visualize Whirled Peas".

[Personally, I'd rather have Victory than Peace, but that's another story.]

Anyway, I dunno why any of this came up, but sign me up as a probationary Ronin too.