December 11, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fidel Castro keeps a loaded gun by his bed at all times in case Fred Thompson becomes president so he can immediately blow his own brains out to avoid Fred Thompson's wrath. He won't be quick enough.
Heh... for the rest of his life, Castro will have nightmares of Fred "grinning" while promising to kill the Cuban dictator.
In all fairness, anyone would!
Fidel cried tears of frustration when he learned the fast-acting poison tooth in Dune was fiction.
The election of Fred Thompson will be the end of both Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez since they have agreed to a mutual suicide pact - as dictatorial lovers will do.
Wow. I can think of no way of making that even funnier than it already is.
MJ,
Fred could - but it would break space and fold time.
You seen this yet:
http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NTg4ZDU0ZDUyMzJiNzRhZTY1NTZmYmRkZjcwNmZiMmM=
That's worthy of a Fred Thompson Fact.
Fred Thompson knows the last digit of pi.
"Fred Thompson knows the last digit of pi."
-Egghead
That's nothing.
Fred Thompson has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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