December 12, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Things John Edwards is hopelessly devoted to:
1) The Democratic Party
2) His wife, Elizabeth
3) The "Grease" soundtrack.
John Edwards are now tauting him as possibly the first woman president.
John Edwards supporters are now tauting him as possibly the first woman president.
He wishes his legs could fit in those pants Olivia Newton John wore in the movie.
John Edwards is the lovechild of Edd Byrnes.
I thought Liza Minelli would figure in there someplace.
John's so gay he prefers Grease 2. "We're gonna bow-ow-owl tonight..."
John's so gay his pant legs are sewn together.
You know... the Grease soundtrack is pretty good...
Grease is so 80's, Hairspray is the new fav flick.