December 21, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Things John Edwards candidacy brings to the table:
1) A firm but flexible foreign policy
2) Real tax fairness for working families
3) Fashion sense, girlfriend!
The end of earmarks: at THOSE kind of prices his hair stylists NEVER leave any.
A national law against mullets. (Which might not be so bad...)
John Edwards fashion question would be: "Do these fishnets go with this thong?" Just kidding, he knows already.
"A firm but flexible foreign policy"
The same way he likes his men.
Things John Edwards candidacy brings to the table:
1. A mirror and a comb.
2. A hair dryer.
3. Makeup kit.
4. Several aids.
5. Lots of time.
And he'll bring his whole collection of Bette Midler movies with him!
Stumble It!
