Who is David Perel? John Edwards knows.

Mr. Perel is the courageous man who is standing up to the lies and distortion of John Edwards and making the case that, at the very very very minumum, that the former coke head TOLD her FRIENDS that she BELIEVES that she is carrying JOHN EDWARD's BABY. Whether it's his or not is not the point.

And, He ain't backing Down!!! He stands by his story that John Edwards is a cheater and that his "love child" is on the way.

In the hierarchy of American tabloids, The National Enquirer, based in Boca Raton, Fla., is considered the most respectable. It boasts the largest newspaper circulation in the country at nearly 3 million. Editor-in-chief David Perel majored in English at the University of Maryland, went to work for the Washington Post and took a year off to travel. He began his career with the Enquirer as a reporter 19 years ago. He is married, with three children and a rabbit.

Paul and Kucinich will soon throw their support behind Edwards. They desperately need the mental health plan.

Right this minute John is out of the house Out of the Senate He's the ultimate man Has one in the oven And one in the can He will take any position Except for Iraq On that he says "Iran" Gay marriage he's for Cuz theres no love childs in store And while eatin' aint cheatin' He still likes to sneak in the back door A woman now and then Says John with a grin If I think about Al Gore I have the energy to sin Merry Christmas all And yes Thank God this has come to the end.

So what about an Edwards-Hunter affair. Bill Clinton was a great president and nobody cares about this reporter's garbage. John Edwards is for late-term abortion…sticking surgical scissors into the cerebellum of the newborn baby as it is delivered to kill it. I don’t think Edwards or his wife couldn’t find a solution to the “new problem”.

I thought that was "Acute Rectal Therapy" at first reading, and whatever that involves is something I don't want to know.

You know, I'd like to apply for this Acute Retail Therapy. A spending spree (though at The Deb or Fashion Bug instead of the Gap) would do wonders for my seasonal depression.

I had the same read, ExUrbanKevin!! Perhaps that tells us something about ourselves...or our perception of Edwards. Maybe he could use some "Acute Rectal Therapy," the way he worries about his hair. That sure is anal enough.