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December 17, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (14)

When Fred Thompson says, "Have a merry Christmas," that's not a meaningless platitude -- it's a command -- so you better have a Christmas so merry blood is shooting out your eyes because Fred Thompson is coming to town.

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14 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

Awesome, a little obvious but Awesome.

I'd like to take a moment and say thank you Frank J. for your wonderful site. You are very funny and entertaining.

#1 - Posted by: AR on December 17, 2007 09:27 AM

Ron Paul just kicked your droll candidate's ass raising another 6 million in a single day.

#2 - Posted by: Go Fred? WTF on December 17, 2007 09:39 AM

#2 - Posted by: Go Fred? WTF on December 17, 2007 09:39 AM

$6 million dollars more for Ron Paul's retirement fund I guess.

#3 - Posted by: AR on December 17, 2007 09:47 AM

Similar to Santa Clause, Fred Thompson keeps a naughty and nice list. But the categories are changed to Kill and Don't Kill...Yet.

#4 - Posted by: Gabe on December 17, 2007 10:01 AM

#2: Does that mean you have enough money to rebuild him, better, stronger and faster?

Howard Dean was the guru of internet fund-raising. Don't expect Mr. Paul to do much better than he did.

#5 - Posted by: Gabe on December 17, 2007 10:04 AM

Gabe: I love your suggestion. "kill and don't kill...yet"

#6 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 17, 2007 10:22 AM

Years ago Fred Thompson wished my family a Merry Christmas - and it was the awesomest Christmas ever!

That week my dad won a major prize from some contest he entered - a really cool lamp.

My little brother, Tim, got his legs fixed and was able to walk without a crutch for the first time in his life.

On Christmas Eve some jerk broke into our house and every other house in the neighborhood and stole all of our presents and even a roast my mom made. Fred Thompson caught the guy and beat the snot out of him and made him give all the presents back. Including a Red Ryder BB gun for me!

Thank you Fred Thompson!

#7 - Posted by: DamnCat on December 17, 2007 10:31 AM

... Fred Thompson is coming to town.


How right you are.

#8 - Posted by: steadyrock on December 17, 2007 10:50 AM

#4 - Posted by: Gabe on December 17, 2007 10:01 AM

You got teh funneh

#9 - Posted by: AR on December 17, 2007 11:04 AM

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. This Christmas cancer is getting cured...because Fred is coming to town.

#10 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 17, 2007 11:46 AM

so you better have a Christmas so merry blood is shooting out your eyes

Are you saying that Fred! wants me to smoke pot this Christmas?

#11 - Posted by: Veeshir on December 17, 2007 01:12 PM

The New England Patriots are going to go undefeated this year, unless they have to play Fred Thompson.

#12 - Posted by: Big D on December 17, 2007 02:24 PM

Fred's a big disappointment. He's letting down anyone who had hopes he would win. But what did you expect? It was obvious he was bad from the start. He's an awful and boring speaker. The Patriots would crush Fred like he was an itty bitty bug.

#13 - Posted by: Dwight on December 17, 2007 03:32 PM

Dwight, the Patriots couldn't even crush the Jets or Ravens, and last I checked, those teams had a combined record of (7-21). Fred could stay off the field til the fourth quarter and still beat the Patriots by himself.

#14 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on December 17, 2007 07:19 PM
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