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December 18, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

The snowman Fred Thompson made last winter defeated Godzilla.

Rating: 1.8/5 (8 votes cast)

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20 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

...and global warming, too!

#1 - Posted by: K T Cat on December 18, 2007 08:43 AM

Okay Frank, how about a directional hat tip for the Godzilla reference.

#2 - Posted by: Alamo on December 18, 2007 09:00 AM

Fred's lame. Can't win. He'll soon drop out.

#3 - Posted by: Eisner on December 18, 2007 09:14 AM

Fred's road to victory:

Iowa- Fred #3
Wyoming- Fred #1
New Hampshire- Fred #3
Michigan- Fred #1
Nevada- Fred #1 (Where he celebrates by ripping out Harry Reid's tonsils)

South Carolina-Fred #1
Florida- Fred #1

That's the first seven; the end of February. The the real ass whuppin begins.

#4 - Posted by: Alamo on December 18, 2007 09:40 AM

So will the snowman he makes this winter defeat Hillary? Oh I hope, I hope...

#5 - Posted by: MJ on December 18, 2007 09:53 AM

Has anyone else seen the "Support Impeachment Hearings" google ad on this site? Seems a little out of place...

#6 - Posted by: McBain on December 18, 2007 10:07 AM

Alamo,

Your projections aren't even plausible. Look at the polls for those primaries. Fred's already done. Forget about it. What a joke it is that you people still support this lame candidate who doesn't have a chance. Even worse you make asinine third-grader-like jokes like our candidate can make a snowman that can kill Godzilla. Get real.

#7 - Posted by: Dwight on December 18, 2007 10:14 AM

Look at the latest Rasmussen poll for the Michigan primary. Oh snap. POP! Huck jumps to 21%. Your lame candidate just got his butt kicked again. Can you spot the lamo? Can you spot the lamo? Yes you can. It's Fred Thompson.

#8 - Posted by: Dwight on December 18, 2007 10:24 AM

because it is obvious how much faith we should have in poll this early in the race, isn't it? Shouldn't Hillary and Guiliani have already won, with how well they've been doing in the polls? How about if you wait a little while, then see what happens?

#9 - Posted by: on December 18, 2007 10:41 AM

If polls were elections, John Kerry would be President you retard.

Go somewhere where someone wants to hear your HuckaPaul bullshit.

#10 - Posted by: Alamo on December 18, 2007 10:57 AM

Hey Dwight,

Fred's invovement if he doesn't win will push the Republican platform to the right dragging out of the wierd "compassionate conservative" land of Bush and Huckabee.

#11 - Posted by: WyoScotch on December 18, 2007 11:23 AM

Dwight's back! Yay!

Admit it, Dwight you can't quit us.

Tell us Dwight what do you like so much about Huckabee?
Is it his "raise 'em." stance on taxes?
Is it his "give them scholarships that citizens can't get" stance on illegals?
Is it his "forgive em and release em" stance on violent criminals?
Is it his [sound of wind whistling though the Holiday Inn Express] foreign policy?
Is it his "Mormons are evil" stance you are rallying behind?
Are you just inspired that he wants to the government to outlaw smoking and force everyone to eat better and be heathier?

Tell us Dwight, we want to know what's really got you all fired up about Huckabee? Talk up your guy and his kickassingness.

#12 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 18, 2007 11:37 AM

Huck-a-by baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows your numbers will drop,
When the year ends your numbers will fall,
Down comes the Huckster, his BS and all.

#13 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 18, 2007 11:41 AM

Huckabee, Huckabee, Huckabee flop
As his record shows, his numbers will drop
Our man Fred Thompson has him on the run
Look at Arkansas, it's a smoking gun!

Wayne DuMond's killing spree Huck wouldn't stop
Get out of jail free, walk right past the cops
You know those victims, they'd done nothing wrong
Still, the clemency train rolled on.

Jesus loves Huckabee, he loves you and me
But how scary is a Huck Presidency?
He raised their taxes near fifty percent!
Tell the Huckster to go get bent!

What a bright time, now's the right time
To send Huckster away
We're in the countdown, to watch him go down
In Iowa and on to Super Tuesday

So register, go and vote, make your voice known
Fred's your conservative, man he's full blown
He'll fix immigration and security
Fred's your President, just wait and see!

Get out of town, Huckaclowns, get up and leave
Huck will sink like a rock!

We won't hear from him after February
That's the Huckabee,
That's the Huckabee,
That's the Huckabee flop!

#14 - Posted by: steadyrock on December 18, 2007 12:55 PM

DEMOGRAPHY IS DESTINY

As long as whiteys keeps going broke paying back their student loans and waiting 'til they're well into their 30's to have one, maybe two kids while wetbacks pour across the border with their seven or eight kids turning red states blue (AZ, NM, CO) and voting for the party that let's 'em keep on coming AND holds out the biggest pinata for them to hit (the Democrats), I don't see a bright future for the Republican Party.

#15 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 18, 2007 01:53 PM

#7 - Posted by: Dwight on December 18, 2007 10:14 AM
#15 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 18, 2007 01:53 PM

Hmm, I'm wondering who's more sane, a Ron Paul supporter or a Huckabee supporter. See, I use to think a Huckabee supporter was more sane, but maybe not... quick question to Dwight, would you support Ron Paul if not for Huckabee? Bunkerboy, would you suppport Huckabee if not for Ron Paul?

Eh, it might be easier just to put them in the arena and have a poison dagger fight, the winner will be declared more sane.

#16 - Posted by: AR on December 18, 2007 01:59 PM

Wait, I thought Dwight was a Ron Paul troll, not a Huckabee one. Either way, he better hope Fred Thompson doesn't find out where he lives.

#17 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on December 18, 2007 02:26 PM

Do your homework AR - I've made it clear in numerous posts that I'm for local hero Rudy Giuliani. Unlike the vast majority of you, I've got eight years personal experience with my candidate - his decisions directly affected my life for the better. I'm not basing my vote on how many magic snowmen a guy I've seen on TV a couple of times has built...

#18 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 18, 2007 02:29 PM

#18 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 18, 2007 02:29 PM

Really? I must be confusing you with someone else... or maybe its the annoying troll vibe you put out. I just assume trolls support Ron Paul nowadays.

Giuliani, thats a good choice. Not as good as Thompson, but Giuliani is my second. Well, third if you count Hunter, but I don't.

#19 - Posted by: AR on December 18, 2007 03:26 PM

The snowman Fred Thompson made last winter defeated Godzilla....during the summer.

#20 - Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on December 19, 2007 08:17 AM
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