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December 24, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

Fred Thompson will be spending Christmas Eve this year the same as he traditionally does: Managing a crisis at Washington Dulles International Airport.

(research help from Jim Geraghty)

Rating: 3.0/5 (19 votes cast)

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20 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

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#1 - Posted by: bgrx on December 24, 2007 09:51 AM

Well, either that or creating a crisis at Tehran International Airport.

#2 - Posted by: K T Cat on December 24, 2007 09:55 AM

That was good enough I might start commenting.

#3 - Posted by: Oroso on December 24, 2007 09:58 AM

My wife now thinks you are a comic genious. She watches 3 movies every year while baking Christmas cookies: Die Hard, Die Hard 2, and White Christmas.

#4 - Posted by: Unistat on December 24, 2007 10:04 AM

Where's your Ron Paul jokes? You gives haven't been intimidated into backing off him, have you?

#5 - Posted by: steve4prez on December 24, 2007 11:31 AM

Where's your Ron Paul jokes? You guys haven't been intimidated into backing off him, have you?

#6 - Posted by: steve4prez on December 24, 2007 11:31 AM

I had the distinct displeasure to see Ron Paul on Meet the Press. I can honestly say that he is absolutly INSANE. I wonder if Fred will ever be on, (please tell me if he has and I missed it) I would completely enjoy watching him crush Tim Russert.

#7 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on December 24, 2007 11:51 AM

Fred "Claus" Thompson will make planes fly on time.

#8 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 24, 2007 11:53 AM

I have Die Hard and Die Hard 2 on my list of movies to watch today.

#9 - Posted by: ChrisA on December 24, 2007 11:55 AM

Young pilots are taught the FRED (Flight Readiness Ends Delays) system early on.

#10 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 24, 2007 12:27 PM

Pilots are also taught HUCK (Habitual Unpreparedness and Carelessness Kill) and are administered MITT (Mental Instability and Troublemaking Test).

#11 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 24, 2007 01:19 PM

Igor-

What about RONPAUL?

(I really don't know- just want to see what you can come up with)

#12 - Posted by: McBain on December 24, 2007 01:44 PM

McBain,
One of the first acronyms they taught in Pensacola was:

RONPAUL - Relaxing Or Not Paying Attention U Lose

#13 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on December 24, 2007 01:54 PM

McBain, I only had about five minutes but here are some for you.

RONPAUL:

Relentless Onslaught of Nuts Prevents Americans from Understanding Liberty

Randomly Occurring Nightmares Penalize Adults Used to Leisure

Republicans Offer Nothing Positive After the Unhinged Libertarian

Remorseless Operatives Nag Politicians to Accept a Useless Leader

Resist Ongoing Nastiness, Prevent Aggression by Ubiquitous Paulians

#14 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 24, 2007 02:35 PM

But Igor (or is it Eye-Gore) those have nothing to do with pilots!

#15 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on December 24, 2007 02:39 PM

exhelodrvr, OK, OK

Rest Often, Never Pilot Airplanes Un-Lawfully

Readiness Of Navigators Prevents Avoidable Unplanned Landings

Reporting Of Near-Misses Positively Affects Unnecessary Losses

#16 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 24, 2007 03:41 PM

Lol, friggin' AWESOME.

#17 - Posted by: Emily on December 24, 2007 05:04 PM

Open Comment to Fred: Follow your instincts, Fred. Break away from the traditional/conventional GOP campaign and run that "renegade" campaign that, deep inside, you really want. Fire Rich Galen and the other empty suits. They're giving you wrong advice and steering the FDT campaign off into a muddy bog. Let me know how I can help. Darvin Dowdy

#18 - Posted by: Darvin Dowdy on December 24, 2007 05:39 PM

Thanks, Igor. Now I will be able to sleep peacefully tonight.

#19 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on December 24, 2007 05:45 PM

No problem exhelodrvr,

Here are some New Years wishes for you:

EXcellent HEalth, LOve, DReams, Vigor, and Rest

And Emily, never forget that

Eternal Mysteries Invariably Lead to Yearning

Merry Christmas!

#20 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 24, 2007 05:58 PM
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