December 25, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
If a child is naughty, Santa leaves him a lump of coal in his stocking. If Santa is naughty, Fred Thompson beats him with a shovel.
...and then makes him clean up the mess made by the lump of coal.
Merry Christmas, all!
But that's only to show that he has "fire in the belly".
Obviously, the endorsement is helping BigTime.
(and the shovel say - "POMB") [MD falls to the ground, convulsing]
I'm OK