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December 27, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson isn't some hippie that worries about his "carbon footprint." He has twenty-five gas-guzzling cars that can combine in groups of five to form five giant gas-guzzling robots that can all combine to form one even bigger, even more gas-guzzling robot which then transforms into a car which Fred Thompson drives to the corner store to pick up a quart of milk. 21 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
Please don't confuse a good old boy like Fred with the D.C. crowd. That's 25 pick up trucks not cars! Them Tennessee folks don't worry much about gasoline -when they need fuel they just pour a jug or two of that "good old mountain dew" into the gas tank. #1 - Posted by: Don L on December 27, 2007 08:42 AMAnd when needed those gas guzzlers will transform back to give you an ass-whoopin if you are acting like a homo or somthin' #2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 27, 2007 08:57 AMNow all we need is an owning robot name, (more owning than, say Thompsonotron (best I could do on short notice)) #3 - Posted by: raptros-v76 on December 27, 2007 09:34 AMAnd every one of them is red! #4 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 27, 2007 10:54 AMSo Fred is intentionally wasteful, hates Planet Earth and wants more kids to get asthma from car pollution? What a loser. Good thing the polluter a**hole he can't win. #5 - Posted by: PollutersSuck on December 27, 2007 11:20 AMMore proof that tree-huggers have no sense of humor. They don't realize Fred fuels all those vehicles for a month from his output from one TexMex meal (his doctor- and the ICE folks- made him give up Mexicans as food). #6 - Posted by: Mike O on December 27, 2007 12:26 PMI hear that the seats are upholstered in leather made from whiney treehuggers & hippies #7 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on December 27, 2007 12:30 PMWhy would Fred Thompson have go to the store to buy milk? It seems more likely he would just have the milk people hand deliver it by sheer force of will! #8 - Posted by: Spartan Phalanx on December 27, 2007 01:08 PMI'm coming to Boise tomorrow. YAY! Maybe I'll see you...if you ever leave home that is. #9 - Posted by: Adam on December 27, 2007 01:28 PMWhen Fred orders a steak they bring out the whole cow. Fred cuts off what he wants and then rides the rest home. #10 - Posted by: beyondrightwing on December 27, 2007 01:28 PMTwenty-five cars? It's like Voltron squared! #11 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on December 27, 2007 01:30 PMGotta agree with Spartan Phalanx on this one. I'm pretty sure wise men follow a star to Fred Thompson's house, bearing gifts of milk, among other things. #12 - Posted by: Son of Bob on December 27, 2007 02:08 PMSpartan Phalanx, He just glares at a cow. #13 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on December 27, 2007 03:49 PMFred says "If'in they are Fossil Fuels" let's get to make'in more fossils! #14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 27, 2007 04:50 PMThe last hippie to ask Fred about his "carbon footprint" was punched in the stomach and as he lie there gasping for air, Fred put his size 13 ADIDAF (all day I dream about Fred)shoes on his face and asked if that is what he meant?? #15 - Posted by: Clay S. on December 27, 2007 05:27 PMAnd just to piss PETA off ...Fred has a Racoon tail on his antenna!!! The racoon donated it! #16 - Posted by: charmingtail on December 27, 2007 09:01 PMFred Thompson CAN get milk from a bull. #17 - Posted by: K. K on December 28, 2007 02:58 PMThat's just bull. #18 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 28, 2007 06:24 PMomg you guys are totally wet for fred. try & contain yourselves #19 - Posted by: jc on December 29, 2007 03:12 PMWell see now, I have to vote for Fred Thompson. I was torn between him and Optimus Prime because I kept asking myself, "who has the interest of giant robots in mind". Well Fred you can count on me. #20 - Posted by: coff on December 30, 2007 12:05 PMWhy does Fred need to go to the corner store to get milk? Because when Jeri says "Fred, go get some milk", he doesn't ask any questions. #21 - Posted by: on January 1, 2008 07:15 PMPost a comment
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