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December 28, 2007
Fred Thompson Blogburst Day 2
Posted by Frank J. at 12:29 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (22)

They're about $80,000 away from their goal to be able to run their new ad in Iowa, so John Hawkins is pulling out all the stops and made a new video:

So please donate to Fred Thompson. If we end up with some lame, Jimmy Carter-wannabe, I'm going to blame you guys, and I will find you and hurt you.

Rating: 2.9/5 (5 votes cast)

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22 Responses To "Fred Thompson Blogburst Day 2"

Fred Thompson refuses to wear firefighter hats? Is this guy out of touch or what?

#1 - Posted by: SillyHatRule on December 28, 2007 12:44 PM

I sent off $25 last night. This is the first time for me contributing to ANY candidate and I can't afford it. As of COB Eastern I'm unemployed.

I think this shows how important it is to me that Fred! becomes the next president.

#2 - Posted by: evilned on December 28, 2007 12:54 PM

#1 - Posted by: SillyHatRule on December 28, 2007 12:44 PM

Way to use a discredited story! Good work troll! I'm sure someone will believe to your stupid pointless unfunny attacks.

Or Not.

Because you're stupid.

#3 - Posted by: AR on December 28, 2007 01:17 PM

Why won't the Sen. Thompson make an idiot out of himself for our entertainment?

What is he? Some sort of adult?

#4 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 28, 2007 02:14 PM

So he only got 2/3 of his very modest goal? I can see why you guys are so excited about him, you're compensating for the rest of the country.

#5 - Posted by: Sanjayrupta Pravati on December 28, 2007 04:39 PM

AR-

I don't understand the psychology of trolls like "SillyHatRule" either. Are their lives really so meaningless that they can find nothing to do, other than hang around websites whose followers they generally don't agree with, looking for opportunities to heckle pseudonymous strangers in lame fashion? Maybe there's a point to drug legalization after all: allow these poor bastards to live out their days in peaceful, and hopefully silent, reverie...

Nevertheless, if you're going to call someone "stupid," then, for the sake of your like-thinking comrades, please look our for grammatical pitfalls that tend to undermine your efforts:

"Your" is a possessive pronoun. E.g., "there was a typographical error in your comment #3, supra."

"You're" is a contraction for "you are." E.g., SillyHatRule, old chap, you're a putz."

#6 - Posted by: Eats, Shoots and Leaves. on December 28, 2007 05:37 PM

He has passed 250,000.

#7 - Posted by: Schlega on December 28, 2007 05:37 PM

#6 - Posted by: Eats, Shoots and Leaves. on December 28, 2007 05:37 PM

"Your Stupid" is an extremely dry witted joke.....
Freakin grammar Nazi.

#8 - Posted by: AR on December 28, 2007 05:52 PM

evilned: my first time to contribute too.(grammar police-- notice correct useage of too). Fred has made his goal plus more.

#9 - Posted by: grandmatoo on December 28, 2007 06:06 PM

This is all a wiley trick to get us to feel "invested" in the campaign without giving us enough time to find a shiny object to distract us before the voting starts!! I know what you are up to Mister Thompson, if that is your real na......ooo pretty!!

#10 - Posted by: TBinSTL on December 28, 2007 06:14 PM

Great ad, but a little long. If I had made an ad it would say something like this.

"VOTE FOR FRED! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, VOTE FOR FRED! THE EXISTANCE OF OUR SPECIES IS AT STAKE!"

I know that's a little subtle, but I think you can read through it and get the point.

#11 - Posted by: K T Cat on December 28, 2007 06:38 PM

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, VOTE FOR FRED!"
#11 - Posted by: K T Cat on December 28, 2007 06:38 PM

Fred! is above playing the religion card.

#12 - Posted by: AR on December 28, 2007 07:01 PM

It is statistically provable that 87.6% of people who don't support Ron Paul are practicing sodomites.

Really, they are.

www.ronpaul2008.com

#13 - Posted by: kentberdahl@hotmail.com on December 28, 2007 07:18 PM

Meanwhile, it is both statistically and anecdotally provable that 100% Ron Paul supporters are blathering assholes.

;)

#14 - Posted by: r2streu on December 28, 2007 07:47 PM

Amen to the assholes!!!

Really they are!!!

#15 - Posted by: maytag on December 28, 2007 08:02 PM

It is an equally provable that if you smoke cock, shop at pier one, enjoy Foucault, and worked for 15 years as a homosexual prostitute on the streets of Singapore, your mere support for Fred Thompson makes you more heterosexual than Robert Mitchum after 15 beers and more masculine than Norman Mailer ever pretended to be.

In fact, if anybody even questions your sexuality, Fred Thompson personally vows to beat them up after making them cry like a little girl.

This is his plan for if he loses the primaries:

He'll wander the countryside taking revenge like Braveheart and beating up **anybody** who questions your sexuality.

#16 - Posted by: on December 28, 2007 09:21 PM

Yes!! Looks like Fred has met the goal!!!! Thanks all for helping out!! We need Fred...did you see where Huckster claimed Amb Bolten was helping him...Amb Bolten claims he never spoke to the Huckster!!! God please stop Huckabee!!!

#17 - Posted by: charmingtail on December 28, 2007 09:59 PM
It is statistically provable that 87.6% of people who don't support Ron Paul are practicing sodomites.

I heard about this!
It was a poll: Who would win the general election in a race between Ron Paul and John Edwards.

#18 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on December 28, 2007 11:31 PM

Glenn Reynolds loves puppies, but I don't think they're aiming this ad at him. :-p He's probably goin', "puppies. Yummy. Mmmmm." right now.

#19 - Posted by: ochagirl on December 29, 2007 12:07 AM

Novak says a New poll of 15,000 Iowans gives Fred Thompson just 1% in Iowa.

A private corporate interest commissioned a phone bank survey of 15,000 Iowans who say they will attend Republican presidential caucuses Jan. 3. It showed Romney with 30 percent and Huckabee at 26 percent. Sen. John McCain was third with 12 percent and Rudy Giuliani fourth at 9 percent. Fred Thompson had only 1 percent, with slightly fewer votes than Rep. Ron Paul (also at 1 percent).

#20 - Posted by: Twin on December 29, 2007 12:56 AM

Gave $40 today.

I don't care abut Amb Bolten. What I want to know is, who does JOHN BOLTON support?

#21 - Posted by: otcconan on December 29, 2007 01:24 AM

I gave $100.
But Fred looks different, somehow...
Fred Thompson Blogburst.

Just glad to do my part.

#22 - Posted by: jimmyb on December 31, 2007 02:47 PM
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