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December 29, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (17)

If you try to fast forward past a Fred Thompson campaign commercial, your Tivo will erase all your favorite programs.

Rating: 1.4/5 (10 votes cast)

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...and then it will explode, sending flaming bits of molten plastic all across the room. If you thought wine stains were hard to remove, just try getting gooey plastic bits out of the carpet!

#1 - Posted by: K T Cat on December 29, 2007 09:31 AM

and then Fred Thompson comes and erases you.

#2 - Posted by: Matt P on December 29, 2007 09:51 AM

Is this what it's come to - threats? First Huckabee with his shotgun, now Fred's gonna wipe out my shows - what's next? A lap dance from Hillary?

#3 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 29, 2007 10:59 AM

Hillary Clinton Lap Dance???

AAAGH ! I've been traumatized! Mr. Happy may never work again.

Shame on you for provoking such a heinous image.

#4 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on December 29, 2007 11:29 AM

This is not a threat from Fred, it's just that your Tivo knows the right thing to do.

#5 - Posted by: Igor R. on December 29, 2007 11:55 AM

Fred in action: snowballs

Don't mess with Fred

#6 - Posted by: grandmatoo on December 29, 2007 12:17 PM

"A lap dance from Hillary" You are very sick for allowing your brain to even have this thought and then for sharing it with the rest of us...even watching the Patriots tonight won't rescue my day!

#7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 29, 2007 01:57 PM

Bunkerboy - eeewwwww! Why did you have to put that image in my head about Hillary's lapdance? eeewwwww. I may never have sex again.

A side note. Fred has surpassed his fundraising goal of $248,000 to buy air time in Iowa. As of this morning, he was at $260,000. He will now have ads running in Iowa up to the caucus. GO FRED!!!

#8 - Posted by: Fosterdad on December 29, 2007 02:50 PM

Hey ussjimmycarter - here's hopin' Big Blue puts a further damper on your day. Whaddaya doin' pullin' for the Pats, anyway - I thought you were from Minnesota...

#9 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 29, 2007 03:51 PM

The commercials aren't working -> 1% is all Fred Thompson's got in Iowa.

You guys better get another one of your Fred Thompson turd bursts together quickly before it is too late.

#10 - Posted by: 1% on December 29, 2007 03:57 PM

Only 1%!!! Damn. If that happens Fred Thompson will be a huge joke. Oh wait. He already is.

#11 - Posted by: Starfish on December 29, 2007 04:11 PM

I wish Fred were running some commercials out here in Oregon. My DVR is full of my wife's "girl movies" and I catch a boatload of crap if I try to delete any. Go Fred!

#12 - Posted by: innominatus on December 29, 2007 04:30 PM

Paulbots are getting testy aren't they.

Would you at least mind looking at every single other poll that has him getting at least 3-4 times what your guy is?

And what happened to: "Polls don't count. People use their cell phones now and the methodology's completely wrong and . . ."

#13 - Posted by: on December 29, 2007 05:01 PM

When my team decides to field an actual NFL quarterback, I'll root for the Vikes, but this year I'm on the Pats bandwagon! I am a Tom Brady fan! He makes all the other QB's in the league look like beginners...

#14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 29, 2007 05:40 PM

Only thing worse than a Hillary lap dance is one from Janet Reno.

#15 - Posted by: Humble Servant on December 29, 2007 11:17 PM

Even worse, how 'bout Nancy Pelosi manning the kissing booth at the state fair?

You can hardly taste the silicone.

#16 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 30, 2007 12:11 AM

Purple Starfish needs to have his head blown off with a shotgun.

1% needs to be hand-jobbed to death, then put in the 10th circle of hell for not voting for Fred Thompson.

And finally, citing Human Events is not a credible source for polling.

#17 - Posted by: Sakaki on December 31, 2007 02:42 AM
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