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January 02, 2008
Help for CBS
Posted by Harvey at 12:55 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (23)

CBS ran this headline "In Iowa, Dems Vary On Style, Not Substance" which tells me that they're having trouble telling the Democrat candidates apart.

Maybe it's because the Dems are all tax & spend socialists. Maybe it's because people who work at CBS are retarded ("These memos are a slam dunk, Dan! Don't back down!").

Either way, I thought I'd offer this brief & handy pictoral guide to the Democratic Candidates:



biden 250.jpg

dodd 250.jpg

gravel 250.jpg

kucinich 250.jpg

richardson 250.jpg

obama 250.jpg

hillary 250.jpg

edwards 250.jpg



Hope that helps.

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23 Responses To "Help for CBS"

"Blackie"?

#1 - Posted by: Ron Coleman on January 2, 2008 02:00 PM

rotflmao! Seriously, though, zombietime has a nice collection of Hillary photos, almost any of which would be suitable for the elevated political discourse to which you aspire!

#2 - Posted by: nyexpat on January 2, 2008 02:15 PM

Backie?!? Brownie? Boobies!?!

Priceless! Great job!

#3 - Posted by: vilmar on January 2, 2008 02:23 PM

Why is it that any post with the word "boobies" in it is going to draw a laugh, or in my case a huge laugh.

#4 - Posted by: brownfly on January 2, 2008 02:31 PM

This clears everything up! I think I'll vote for Brownie or Blackie. It'd be fun name calling for four years.

#5 - Posted by: Joel on January 2, 2008 02:43 PM

Harvey,
Very nice alliteration on the letter "b", though I think I'd have used a different "b-word" for Hillary.

#6 - Posted by: innominatus on January 2, 2008 02:44 PM

Silky and the seven bs-ers.

#7 - Posted by: notforhuck on January 2, 2008 02:58 PM

I'm confused. You show Hillary as "Boobies" but that really describes them all.

For the sake of brevity we could just call them The Seven Dwarfs and The Evil Queen.

But no, that's still confusing - The Evil Queen could be Hillary or John Edwards.

#8 - Posted by: DamnCat on January 2, 2008 03:33 PM

We need one of these for the Republicans too, though the one for Fred Thompson can simply say "Awesome".

#9 - Posted by: Ryan on January 2, 2008 03:41 PM

no boobies

#10 - Posted by: bigdogdaddy on January 2, 2008 04:44 PM

Black people scare me.

#11 - Posted by: AR on January 2, 2008 05:25 PM

Gotta agree with bigdogdaddy. The last thing I think of - or wish to think of - when looking it Hitlary is "boobies." Although it was very funny.

#12 - Posted by: Son of Bob on January 2, 2008 05:43 PM

Richardson ("Brownie") is so flabby his man-boobies are probably scarier than Hillary's. And there's gotta be a funny Edwards boobie joke floating around here that hasn't come out yet.

#13 - Posted by: innominatus on January 2, 2008 06:19 PM

LOL, Harvey. But, Her Thigness is now refered to as "Boobies?" I thought she had 'em cut off to please Bill.

#14 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 2, 2008 06:47 PM

Anyone else find it somewhat telling that Breck-girl Edwards is the only one who felt the need to have the American flag as a backdrop?

Of course, we expect it from Barry-O & Hillary can't seem to keep flags from fleeing her presence.

#15 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 2, 2008 07:07 PM

Actually, I think Richardson has bigger boobies than Shillary.

#16 - Posted by: NM RoadRunner on January 2, 2008 08:40 PM

Harvey, of all the Hillery pictures, I have to add that one with a swastika armband or maybe a hammer and sickle hat would have shown her in better form. Showing this as is alludes to a feminine attribute, which is kind of inaccurate.

#17 - Posted by: erg on January 2, 2008 10:40 PM

Sorry but you got one wrong.
Gravel should say Smexy.
I would like to change his diapers.Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

#18 - Posted by: Backofdabunny on January 2, 2008 11:28 PM

Edit for #18
I meant to say Besmexy.
Still want to be his wet nurse though XD

#19 - Posted by: Backofdabunny on January 2, 2008 11:32 PM

Q: What has eight boobs and two breasts?

A: The Iowa Democratic Ballot

#20 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 3, 2008 02:11 AM

OK, exhelodrvr gets high praise from me for that comment.

#21 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 3, 2008 03:26 AM

Wouldn't Bill "Chunkystyle" Richardson be better suited to "Boobies"? What with his matronly cleavage and all.

#22 - Posted by: Exile on January 3, 2008 12:49 PM

If that woman has boobies, they are saggy boobies!

#23 - Posted by: Elvenbane on January 3, 2008 11:21 PM
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