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January 02, 2008
What I'm Not Going to Post About the Huckster
Posted by Frank J. at 01:54 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

I had a very negative thing I was going to write about Mike Huckabee (or, as I like to call him, "Fat @#$%abee"), but I've decided it would be immoral and go against the strict blogger code.

I know. You're probably all saying, "You didn't write a post! You were too lazy to write a post and now you're covering it up." So, because I know you're not going to let it go, here is the post below that I am refusing to post.

Bad Stuff About Huckabee
Posted by Frank J. at Never Because It Would Be Immoral

Huckabee is a jooooo! He was part of the conspiracy to kill Jesus and he says he'd do it again! He hates Jesus and Jesus isn't too fond of him. Jesus actually talked about hyuk-hyuk-Huckabee's lack of conservative credentials, and Huckabee's campaign denounced Jesus as an elitist out of touch with sheep-like evangelicals. Huckabee then claimed that his supporters are doing "the Lord's work," but not Jesus's work because he doesn't believe Jesus is Lord since he is a joooo (Huckabee, not Jesus... though Jesus is also a Jew but one who does believe in the divinity of Jesus; Huckabee doesn't understand this because he doesn't understand Christianity beyond giving tuition to illegal aliens and denouncing anyone as racists who is against it).

Don't vote for Huckabee! The fate of the country and Christianity rest on his defeat! Also, he looks and sounds like Gomer Pyle! Shazam!

Please disregard the above post because it is mean and against IMAO standards of conduct.

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24 Responses To "What I'm Not Going to Post About the Huckster"

The truth is most conservatives can’t vote for Rudy because he is for abortion and gay marriage. And they don’t want someone who calls themselves Christian, but believes all kinds of strange things (take a guess). Nor do they want someone blaming America for all the troubles in the world either (if you guessed Ron Paul you’re right). Every time Thompson speaks America feels like taking a nap (yawn). And McCain is a career politician who doesn’t care what YOU want!

Bottom line: The best candidate for the Republican nomination is Huckabee.

There's one slight problem though: The Republican elites are attacking Huck. It is a well-coordinated effort to completely eliminate him. They are ruining the GOP mainstream chance of getting a President who will deal with their needs and not only Wall Streets and the Insiders. Thing is, their "talking points" propaganda warfare used against a fellow conservative who could very well be more of a conservative than they are provides a good look at their true colors.

Folks, it’s time to take AMERICA BACK!

A Whole New Race - Switch to Huckabee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3BMNKqzYHc

Huckabee - Cinderella Man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILPcnn9Sf94

JOIN WITH US!

[You're not mentally well or some sort of comment bot. Huckabee is a conservative like a monkey is a dishwasher. -Ed.]

#1 - Posted by: apacallyps on January 2, 2008 02:07 PM

how many times can huckabee say something and then apologize. He's the republican version of Clinton. Only difference, clinton plays sax, huck plays guitar.
his message: see the pretty Bible, no don't look there, just look at the Bible. me like Bible, me good.
He is the candidate for flying monkees.

#2 - Posted by: nowayhuck on January 2, 2008 02:36 PM

I, for one, applaud your example in staying above the fray. If you aren't going to bring up all that nasty stuff, I won't mention Huckabee's membership in the ACLU, KKK, Al Qaeda (Arkansas Synod), NAMBLA and Oprah's Book Club.

Some things are simply beneath the dignity of the presidential campaign. It would be like celebrating Christmas with a photo of a fat family wearing striped shirts. Or was that a Hanukkah card?

#3 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on January 2, 2008 02:37 PM

I don't like Huckabee simply because of his immigration policies and a few other wacky things (like lets puts people with AIDS in the Battledome).
The funny thing is that I really like McCain who is likely worse on immigration (he is probably close to Linda Chavez sometimes) but McCain is a proven social Conservative and will continue to fight the War. I like Huckabee's moderate fiscal stance better than McCain's strict Conservative stance. I would like a candidate who would slightly increase tariffs on China... McCain just seems like the best option. He was a real war hero, not some Frenchy like Kerry.
Really what makes me support Kerry the most is that I think that he is one of two candidates that could beat Clinton (the other being Rudy - who is questionable). I will honestly say this, if our candidate ends up being a Lib, I would prefer a Democrat get into the White House. That way America can ascribe the failure of Liberals to Democrats, not some Liberal Republican like Huckabee

#4 - Posted by: Jeff on January 2, 2008 02:38 PM

The huckster is not a jooo. He's a moderate islamic. THAT is why he wants more illegal immigrants! HE is going to flood colleges with islamists and make them all install footbaths! (The colleges, not the islamists. I don't think islamists have any plumbers, since they don't believe in indoor plumbing). The only difference between Guiliani, Romney and Hitlery is they wear pants. Well, gee, I guess they all do. Well, the first 2 are ostensably men and Hitlery wants all their balls in a "lock box". McCain is the epitome of a "lose cannon", allah knows which direction he'll go off in next. RuPaul?

So, all you have left to vote for is FRED. Or whatever rabid leftist the dimorats come up with.

#5 - Posted by: on January 2, 2008 02:39 PM

Huckabee makes even Ron Paul look palatable. In fact, there's only a few reasons that I cannot support Mr. Paul, but they're important things. It's great that Huckabee is unabashed about his faith, but he's a crappy politician. People need to focus not on his faith but how he's conducted himself.

Y'know what'd be AWESOME? Fred picking Hunter as his VP. People need to talk about Duncan Hunter more. Maybe he needs star power, like Huck. What about Silvester Stallone? Stallone sounds drunk all the time, though. >_>;

". . .as I like to call him, 'Fat @#$%abee' . . ."
Aw, naw, man. No, you DIDN'T! :-p The new cuss word of the political world? "What the HUCK are you doing voting for that guy? There's no hucking way I'm voting for that mothahucka!"

Yeah . . . my inner 12-yr-old wanted out.

#6 - Posted by: ochagirl on January 2, 2008 03:07 PM

"I don't like Huckabee simply because of his immigration policies and a few other wacky things (like lets puts people with AIDS in the Battledome)."
#4 - Posted by: Jeff on January 2, 2008 02:38 PM

The battledome is the only part of Huckabee's platform I liked. Bloodsport is always fun to watch.

#7 - Posted by: AR on January 2, 2008 03:10 PM

Do we know that the fat @#$%abee really has a Republican membership card? Cui bono, I bet he's a Hillary plant left over from the Youtube debate.

#8 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on January 2, 2008 03:36 PM

Speaking of joos, conspiracies, ron paul, and other jokes like huckabee... i want the people at imao to check my ron paul vid
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=taymacjack
make sure you watch the end...

#9 - Posted by: Taymacjack on January 2, 2008 04:06 PM

Why are we even discussing Huckaby when Fred Thompson is running for President?

#10 - Posted by: Son of Bob on January 2, 2008 05:06 PM

Brilliant, FrankJ. Bloody brilliant.

#11 - Posted by: Frank R. on January 2, 2008 05:41 PM

Do some people believe that Huck and Satan are brothers?

#12 - Posted by: Igor R. on January 2, 2008 06:02 PM

I like #6 ochagirl's "There's no hucking way I'm voting for that mothahucka!" Very funny.

#13 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 2, 2008 06:51 PM

#12 - Posted by: Igor R. on January 2, 2008 06:02 PM

I do, seriously, look at Huckabee, doesn't he look like the devil?

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/walmart/image/huckabee.jpg

#14 - Posted by: AR on January 2, 2008 06:51 PM

Oh, come on. You don't have any standards of conduct...

#15 - Posted by: justme on January 2, 2008 08:32 PM

#14- It's that EYE of his.

I think the good people of Iowa need to ask themselves, WWJD, at the caucuses. That, of course, will lead directly to a Fred vote. Because even Jesus has a distaste for hippies. They sullied his cool style with their patchoulli oils and sandlewood insense. He also hates hemp sandals.

#16 - Posted by: Backofdabunny on January 2, 2008 11:24 PM

I am not going to say Huckster is a fool and a liar...I let www.Factcheck.org do that for me!!!

#17 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 2, 2008 11:30 PM

Huckabee isnt good enough to be a Joooo! You goys get him.....and you guys get to keep him. even if he converts and goes through the circumcision he will always be one of you guys! Not a Jooooo!

#18 - Posted by: Robert on January 3, 2008 12:11 AM

#18 - JOIN WITH US!
--------------

Huckabee is a member of the Borg. Here is to hoping someone can cut off his nuts.

#19 - Posted by: Sakaki on January 3, 2008 12:34 AM

@Jimmy:

FrankJ started it!!! *points*

#20 - Posted by: ochagirl on January 3, 2008 02:56 AM

Can you invoke the hucksters by saying Huckabee three times, just like you invoke the ronulans by saying Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul?

#21 - Posted by: George on January 3, 2008 03:35 PM

George,
"Can you invoke the hucksters by saying Huckabee three times"

The problem is that no one can do it without making the censors angry.

#22 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 3, 2008 05:37 PM
...or, as I like to call him, "Fat @#$%abee"...

ROFLMAO BBQ OB/GYN!

I'm gonna have to start using that now.

#23 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on January 4, 2008 01:02 AM

STANDARDS? This blog has STANDARDS????
You got to be kidding!!!
(anyhow, cute post)

#24 - Posted by: DENNISSKEA on January 5, 2008 06:03 PM
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