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January 03, 2008
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (14)

Fred Thompson will not only beat expectations, he will kick and stomp expectations before running over its neck with his truck.

Rating: 1.9/5 (14 votes cast)

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He will then stuff expectations up it's own ass...

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 3, 2008 08:52 AM

Then he'll climb out of his truck and throw his support behind McCain.

#2 - Posted by: Gen. Mills on January 3, 2008 09:00 AM

When asked what Iowa results he'd be happy with, Thompson held up two fingers, indicating a Veep spot on a McCain ticket, according to reporters who were with him. Then he gave the reporters a stern look and made them cry.

#3 - Posted by: Gen. Mills on January 3, 2008 09:06 AM

I thought about spending all of my money last night. If the worst happens and Fred does not go on to win the nomination, I'm convinced that the Earth will split in half and devour us all. Once that happens, what good will money do you?

#4 - Posted by: K T Cat on January 3, 2008 10:51 AM

Take that, expectations! You free-loading, making everybody live up to YOUR standards jackass!

#5 - Posted by: ChrisA on January 3, 2008 12:03 PM

Once Fred Thompson has stuffed Expectations up it’s own ass, he is then going to stuff this up Chris Matthews ass for good measure! He was going to stuff Chris’ head up Chris’ ass but Chris’ head is already stuck so far up Hillary’s ass that not even Fred Thompson can pull it out!

#6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 3, 2008 12:38 PM

ussjimmycarter,
"He was going to stuff Chris’ head up Chris’ ass but Chris’ head is already stuck so far up Hillary’s ass that not even Fred Thompson can pull it out!"

That's one of those "immovable object/irresistible force" riddles, isn't it?

#7 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 3, 2008 12:55 PM

Chuck Norris has recently endorsed Expectations. That's when Expectations became totally stupid and unreasonable, and Fred beat the heck out of them.

#8 - Posted by: Igor R. on January 3, 2008 01:24 PM

Eventually, Chuck Norris will see the light, and become Fred Thompson's sidekick. Pun intended.

#9 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 3, 2008 01:26 PM

We don't need no expectations.
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the newsroom.
Preacher leave our Fred alone.
Hey, preacher leave our Fred alone!
All in all McCain is destined to fall.
All in all Ron Paul's a nut, and that's all.

#10 - Posted by: Igor R. on January 3, 2008 01:35 PM

It's a full-size pickup truck that burns decayed dinosaur corpses and creates greenhouse gasses.

#11 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on January 3, 2008 03:26 PM

Good start Igor R, I worked on it a little.

We don't need no expectations.
We don't need no stupid polls.
No slick haired RINOs or Fox newsroom.
Preacher leave our Fred alone.
Hey, preacher leave our Fred alone!
All in all McCain is destined to fall.
All in all Ron Paul's a nut, and that's all.

#12 - Posted by: spacemonkey on January 3, 2008 04:52 PM

It's not just that he couldn't pull it out...Fred thought about it and said something about Chris being "sullied" having been there...

#13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 3, 2008 05:07 PM

I like it spacemonkey. Tway things are going "we don't need to Fox at all".

#14 - Posted by: Igor R. on January 4, 2008 02:36 AM
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