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January 04, 2008
Schadenfreude!
Can you imagine what the Hillary camp was like after her third place finish? She must have been throwing lamps while screaming, "Don't they know who I am?! I'll grind their bones to make my bread!" She probably then screeched as she flew across the room to latch onto a staffer and suck out all his juices. 17 Responses To "Schadenfreude!"
And perhaps she took a lesson from Steve Balmer of Microsoft and threw some chairs along with the lamps. That would be funny to watch. #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 4, 2008 02:06 PMCan you imagine the level of disappointment in Bejing? #2 - Posted by: Igor R. on January 4, 2008 02:09 PM"...she flew across the room to latch onto a staffer and suck out all his juices..." ...which always causes Bill to tent.... especially when he catches a glimpse of the juices trickling down her cleavage. #3 - Posted by: Gen. Mills on January 4, 2008 02:17 PMIf your plans are still on to nuke Iowa, maybe you could get her to kick in the nukes! #4 - Posted by: nyexpat on January 4, 2008 02:18 PMI'm amazed that when all of the marijuana smoke cleared in Iowa, Hillary just barely finished ahead of Pepe Richardson in 4th place, and he can't even speak the language! How frickin' pathetic is that? heh. #5 - Posted by: Bubba on January 4, 2008 03:00 PM#2 HAHA! I bet it's impressive how fast she can fashion a noose from some poor staffers intestines #6 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on January 4, 2008 03:31 PMI saw her husband trying to comfort her afterwards, even going so far as to touch her back. Now that must've made the results even more surreal for her; she finishes barely ahead of one traitorous Bill and gets consoled & touched by another for the first time in decades. What's next, a heart-to-heart talk with her daughter?!? Sorry, I guess that would be "lump of ice-to-heart" talk. #7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 4, 2008 03:35 PMToo freaking funny, couldnt have happened to a nicer candidate. Seems that possibly some folks finally saw through her fake ass. Now if some folks would just Uh wake Uh up Uh to Uh Obama's Uh change Uh of uh diction Uh from Uh normal Uh cadence Uh to Uh that Uh of a UH black UH Baptist UH minister PRRRRAISE UH ! ALL PLASTIC POLITICIANS MUST DIE UH! #8 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on January 4, 2008 03:57 PMIf you listen carefully, you can hear the lamentations of their women from here. #9 - Posted by: G Fresh on January 4, 2008 04:06 PMI find it interesting that all the other posts talking about the Iowa caucus has rantings, bickering, etc. But somehow, we can all unite in our hatred of Hillary. Sweeet. #10 - Posted by: MJ on January 4, 2008 04:26 PMThis reduces the chance that our Secret Service will be replaced with flying monkeys. America does not need a Harpy-in-Chief! #11 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on January 4, 2008 04:45 PMFunny post, Frank! I wonder how many Rat workers they discovered this morning in the Des Moines river - "tit's up" with two puncture marks on their necks... Obama is about to be accused of everything from raping a white woman to selling drugs to school children! It's going to get nasty now!!! #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 4, 2008 04:59 PMHllry ok. She gladz jesuz fish bites limbauu freakz hard. So hardz that fronkj, carl rov, booosh and Richard C have tearz rollin dwn from iiz. Has been comz 4 long long timez. fronkj and booosh lie and trickz religooz rite. tell they we heart jesuz fish this mooch. o rly we dooo. tho rly booosh hate the fish and just waan has drop Hoog Bombs on babeez and givs gold and riches to hoog corps. so nowz jesuz fish bite and bite hardz ova and ova and u can all suk it. and fraud thomper can suk it. it so funnee. he he he he. u can trickz fish no morez. neva gain. u ass liarz #13 - Posted by: Wrrrr on January 4, 2008 05:04 PMThat may be the funniest string of sentences I've seen!!! Funny read and visuals!! Awesome, thanks! #14 - Posted by: Your Jewish Master on January 4, 2008 05:27 PMussjimmycarter, No apostrophe; it is the plural. (Or you could use Tango Uniform.) #15 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 4, 2008 06:37 PMHillary(with campaign staffer in a chokehold):"If I do not have the Iowa Caucus lickety-split, I shall squeeze you. And I shall keep squeezing you until all of your man juices run dry." Post a comment
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