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January 04, 2008
BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton placed in ambulance after post-caucus standoff
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA (AP): Hillary Clinton was placed into an ambulance at her home late Thursday after a post-caucus standoff that lasted nearly three hours.
Aerial footage from KTLA-TV showed the former First Lady being lifted in a gurney into an ambulance. It was unclear where she was being taken. Police were called to the residence around 8 p.m., when neighbors reported breaking glass and screams of "But it's my House damn it!" Anonymous sources are quoted as saying that at the time of the incident Clinton was under the influence of one of the most powerful narcotics known to man--self-delusion. UPDATE: Comeback kid?
21 Responses To "BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton placed in ambulance after post-caucus standoff"
Does this mean that we can expect a come-back video from her, showing a lot of cleavage? #1 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 4, 2008 08:32 PMarghhhhhh! my eyes just melted!!!!! #2 - Posted by: kahoona on January 4, 2008 08:55 PMare you sure it wasn't the sutures from her extreme facelift blowing out? #3 - Posted by: Lisa on January 4, 2008 08:57 PMShe was a bit better at the end of the ride, and got out of the ambulance on her own. There are pictures. And no, you don't want to see those pictures. #4 - Posted by: Igor R. on January 4, 2008 09:40 PMOMGosh . . . you've scarred me for life with that picture. She looks like the creature who eats children under bridges . . . more so with the photoshop. Maybe she does; her being a strong supporter of pre-natal infanticide. #5 - Posted by: ochagirl on January 4, 2008 09:41 PMochagirl , you ain't seen nothing yet ;) #6 - Posted by: cadet on January 4, 2008 09:43 PMWhy did I choose to read more? WHY?!?!?!!! #7 - Posted by: brandEn on January 4, 2008 09:55 PMCadet . . . Imma gonna poke my eyes out now. But the images will still linger. x_x; #8 - Posted by: ochagirl on January 4, 2008 11:54 PMochagirl, that's NOT photoshopped. #9 - Posted by: ccso8462 on January 5, 2008 12:33 AMactually, i took out most of the stretch marks, vericose veins, and liver spots -- i can provide an untouched up photo if the public demands it #10 - Posted by: cadet on January 5, 2008 01:01 AMThank you! Several caucus jokes come to mind, but I'll refrain. #11 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 5, 2008 01:27 AMYes, if this weren't a family site, I might do a post with the headline "Iowa results remove all doubt: Hillary has lost interest in caucuses" #12 - Posted by: cadet on January 5, 2008 01:37 AMBig caucus turnout in Iowa Hillary loses caucus, Bill's is OK, though. Obama bigger in caucus than Hillary. Even Edwards bigger in caucus than Hillary. #13 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 5, 2008 01:41 AMIowa caucus leaves bad taste in Hillary's mouth yikes, we're both going to get banned if sarahk catches wind of this #14 - Posted by: cadet on January 5, 2008 01:55 AMHillary's aura of invincibility penetrated by Iowa caucus. #16 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 5, 2008 02:15 AM*RAAAAALPH!!!* And the pics of Hillary on that body aren't so hot, either. #17 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 5, 2008 02:24 AM"Iowa caucus leaves bad taste in Hillary's mouth" Bill had the same effect on the White House interns... #18 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 5, 2008 04:29 AMTough for Hillary to swallow caucus results. #19 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 5, 2008 07:38 AMMan, that's just cruel. I had forgotten why I never click when you have a "Read More" button. Post a comment
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