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January 04, 2008
Posted by Cadet Happy at 08:15 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (23)

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That's totally unfair! JoeB131's low IQ came naturally, not through inbreeding.

#1 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 4, 2008 08:36 PM

u seh suckabee i seh u suk. u suk so mooch that it b amazin. he he he he. u suk and booosh suk and booosh ruin all for rite wingz of gop. it ova. face it ditto rush butthead. booosh makez young peepz hate rite wingaz for yearz to comez.

ps u suk
ps he he he he
ps fraud thomper suk so bad he barely beet paulz
ps i injoi wootchin u fred losin. it phun 4 i
ps he he he he suka u

#2 - Posted by: Wrrrr on January 4, 2008 08:50 PM

I don't want Huckabee to win, but look at ourselves - we're becoming liberals. They may be inbred fooled misguided Iowans, but their OUR inbred fooled misguided Iowans.

I'll go away now . . .

#3 - Posted by: WAL on January 4, 2008 08:51 PM

By year's end, there will be a movie dramatizing Fred pouring out his wrath upon Iowa voters. When it wins the Oscar, it will be the second year in a row that the Best Picture was named, "There Will Be Blood"

#4 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on January 4, 2008 08:52 PM

"they're" . . . see, it's contagious

#5 - Posted by: WAL on January 4, 2008 08:53 PM

omg!!!!! Fraud Thomper has soar to 13% in noo noo hampshiir pole!!!

no. jus kidz. him stll gots just 2. he he he he.

#6 - Posted by: Wrrrr on January 4, 2008 08:54 PM

Iowa and Arkansas are in stiff competion for the worst Educational systems in the country...Iowa ranked 44th and Arkansas ranks 46th out of the 50 States... they identify with Huckster...

http://www.lrc.ky.gov/lrcpubs/RR345.pdf

#7 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 09:04 PM

Iowa and Arkansas are in stiff competion for the worst Educational systems in the country...Iowa ranked 44th and Arkansas ranks 46th out of the 50 States... they identify with Huckster...

http://www.lrc.ky.gov/lrcpubs/RR345.pdf

#8 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 09:04 PM

sorry for the double post ooops

#9 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 09:05 PM

Inbred home-schooling moms won't be denied!

#10 - Posted by: Igor R. on January 4, 2008 09:09 PM

readin...writin and corn shuckin.... oh and basketball....

#11 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 09:16 PM

Iowa and Arkansas are in a tight race for corn shuckin and Bible thumpin tournament...

#12 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 09:18 PM

Well Arkansas gave us Wal Mart and Kimberly Clark Companies... ya know the smiley face people (Bentonville, Ark) and Tampon capital (Conway, Ark)... yea Arkansas beats Iowa... suuuurrrreeee..NOT!

#13 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 09:20 PM

#13 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 09:20 PM

As a proud Oklahoman, it is my duty to inform you, Arkansas sucks. A lot. Seriously, I went there once, if I ever have to go east, I'm going around Arkansas.

#14 - Posted by: AR on January 4, 2008 09:49 PM

It's too bad that Iowa has the HIGHEST average SAT score out of any state in the nation at 1807. The nearest non-Midwest state is at 1711 for Tennessee. The national average is 1511. As far as ACT scores go, Iowa is 3rd in the nation, just .2 points off of first. That doesn't sound like we are inbred. In fact, it sounds like we are smarter than you. and whiter.

#15 - Posted by: jordan on January 4, 2008 10:19 PM

LOL...Iowa does have the highest amount of people with high SAT scores....2 of the Biggest Colleges are there.... the high SAT scores are from out of Staters... LOL just jokin... I love IOWA!!! In fact... you can have my Gov Stickland... (he is a Methodist Minister) and we will take your... well just name a village idiot... we in Ohio would still get the best end of the bargin!! LOL (love ya)

#16 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 10:40 PM

Hey all ... did you see Glenn Beck's take on the Iowa Huckster win? Really great!!... BTW pray for Glenn ... he almost died by being given the wrong medicine after surgery the other day... and I suspect the pharmacist was a Ron Paulian....

http://www.glennbeck.com/

#17 - Posted by: charmingtail on January 4, 2008 10:42 PM

#15 - Posted by: jordan on January 4, 2008 10:19 PM

I wish you didn't bring up the ACT, bad memories man, I vaguely remember trying not to throw up, its all a blur though, horrible, horrible flu.... all those circles and that pounding headache, my hand were sweating because of my fever so I could barely keep hold of the pencil with my feeble hands........ all those circles.... I'm going to go cry in a corner for awhile.

Have you taken the ACT? Its pretty brain dead (and by extension, I bet the SAT is also). More about endurance than anything else. I've taken it twice. If I am remembering correctly, my scores on the first two sections were 32 and above, and then they dropped considerably into the 24-26 range on the final two sections, and I do believe the sections were in a different order the second time. I'm pretty sure being able to stay focused for more than 5 hours while being forced to fill in circle after circle.... isn't all that important in college, it hasn't been so far. Well, except for when I decided 3 finals back to back wouldn't be to much..

#18 - Posted by: AR on January 4, 2008 11:26 PM

I hope Glenn makes a full recovery, too.

This Beck quote is perfect for IMAO:
"The world would be a much better place if I had a vaporization laser."

XD

#19 - Posted by: ochagirl on January 5, 2008 12:21 AM

I heard that after Huckabee won the caucus, a collective "Git-Er-Dun" could be heard as far away as Ohio. Now that's funny right thur. I don't care who ya are.

#20 - Posted by: Backofdabunny on January 5, 2008 12:47 AM

How about a week of lolterizts dedicated to Suckabee alone?

I'm taking so much crap from my Baptist brethren for not supporting Schmuckabee. They all say I'm a heathen bound for hell.

I guess they just hate me for being informed...

#21 - Posted by: John on January 5, 2008 01:54 AM

Cadet,

STFUabee is glorious! I work at a sign shop, and I think there's money to be made selling these. Send me a .pdf or .eps file and I'll print the stickers!

#22 - Posted by: innominatus on January 5, 2008 01:56 AM

I'd buy one.

#23 - Posted by: exile on January 5, 2008 05:33 PM
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