January 08, 2008
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards believes in the conspiracy theory that Big Hairspray is paying millions to keep the uncloggable spray nozzle off the market.
John tried using moose (mousse) on his hair once but it turned it brown and smelled bad. Now he's afraid people would regard it as a form of beastiality.
Edwards also thinks that big pharmaceuticals are behind making suppositories so damn small.