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January 10, 2008
I'll Bet You Can Do Better
So a couple of goofballs attend a rally for Hillary and heckle her with an "Iron my shirt" sign. Naturally I find this amusing, since I'm a sexist pig who hates power-hungry socialists, but I still think they misfired on their one shot at legendarity. I bet IMAO readers could've come up with better heckle signs. I'll put mine in the extended entry, you put yours in the comments. * Skip the tears, go back to the cackle! * Tax me hard! * Support the troops - win the war! * Slim-Fast - for thin cankles! * Hillary - like Obama, but better hung! * It's 10:00 - do you know where Bill is? * Hillary for President! Job security for IMAO! * Cover your cleavage! * Bitter over her unstained dresses! * Hillary planted me! 25 Responses To "I'll Bet You Can Do Better"
We won't surrender Dorothy! #1 - Posted by: Mike on January 10, 2008 12:36 PM* Hillary planted me! If I'm not mistaken Harvey, that's exactly what it says on Vince Foster's head stone. #2 - Posted by: Alamo on January 10, 2008 12:36 PMHOW CAN YOU MISS THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE: BAKE ME SOME COOKIES #3 - Posted by: fishlaw on January 10, 2008 12:48 PM* Vote Ron Paul!! #4 - Posted by: RonPaul!! on January 10, 2008 12:50 PMElect Hillary: It's time to clean the carpets! (And I don't mean in the White House) #5 - Posted by: Alamo on January 10, 2008 12:52 PMRon Paul must have sent another set of secret signals via the implanted antennae for his bots to start irritating people again and send in their allowances. #6 - Posted by: Alamo on January 10, 2008 12:55 PMHillary Sucks…except men… #7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 10, 2008 01:07 PM"I am Woman, hear me shriek" "Shrill is the new cool" "Shedding tears since January 2008" "2008 - the year the US went to Hill in a Handbasket" #8 - Posted by: DGsWorldByBigD on January 10, 2008 01:27 PMChinese Dish Washer for Clinton (She is offended by someone asking her to iron a shirt, but she doesn't mind laundering campaign contributions!) #9 - Posted by: SeeBS on January 10, 2008 01:34 PMMy favorite one is actually one that was left as a comment on newsbusters: "Wash that dress!" #10 - Posted by: Alice H on January 10, 2008 01:56 PMHillary - She just found her voice and now she's going to use it to cackle and shriek her way to the White House... #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 10, 2008 02:25 PM"Stay in the closet! As long as it's not one in the White House!" #12 - Posted by: Hillary Clinton on January 10, 2008 02:40 PM"Isn't it about time you took down the Stalin poster you've had in your bedroom since you were 9?" "Hillary hates America so much that even Ron Paul wouldn't take contributions from her!" "Quit talking - you're taking jobs away from fingernails and chalkboards!" #15 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 10, 2008 02:44 PMWe can't do better than "Hillary - As Predicted In The Book Of Revelation" - See IMAO Condensed Hillary - the living will envy the dead. But they won't vote as much. #16 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on January 10, 2008 02:46 PM#9 was close. "Launder My Contribution" #17 - Posted by: IJ on January 10, 2008 03:24 PM@#3: I believe you mean: "Get in that kitchen and make me some pie!" #18 - Posted by: James on January 10, 2008 03:42 PMWash my shorts! (Then throw your skidmarked skivvies at her.) Vote for a real woman! * Hillary planted me! That was what I was going to say... T_T #21 - Posted by: Rubeus on January 10, 2008 06:33 PM"Cackle rhymes with spackle which rhymes with tackle which rhymes with crackle which rhymes with... Oh crap. Just vote for the bitch!" #22 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 10, 2008 07:44 PM* F**kin' Jew-Boys for PIAPS * Once More, With Feeling * Don't Cry, Hill; You Can't Spare the Moisture! * ...One Ring to Rule Them All, and in the Caucus Bind Them #23 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 10, 2008 07:57 PMYou do know that the "Iron my shirt" guys were Clinton plants, right? *Hillary Clinton 2008: She Makes Hitler Look Meek "Hillary! All the warmth and honesty of Dick Nixon - but a Democrat!" #25 - Posted by: Mike on January 11, 2008 02:27 PMPost a comment
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