January 10, 2008
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson doesn't decide who lives and who dies; he just makes it so.
It shall soon be announced that the real reason that Hillary broke down in tears was that she found out that Chealse has a crush on Fred Thompson. Hillary cried because she has hoped all these years that her daughter would follow her lead and become a lesbo...
...well, that helps explain that horned helmet attire she's been parading around in while fanning herself with a Fred poster.
ussjc: Hillary called. Chealsea's moving to Minnesota and she wants you to help with the campaign. Something about reeducation...
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