Ron Paul will win this debate once again. He is the only candidate who is honest about how Bush/Cheney are printing too much money and destroying the U.S. dollar. Bush and Cheney do not care about the dollar or the American worker. With numerous lies and stupid comebacks to Paul's powerful statements the other candidates have proven that they know nothing about fiscal responsibility. I think Fred Thompson's actual response to something Ron Paul said in the last debate was "Hrrmmmph" or was it "Hrrnnnn" or "Pffffttt." It was funny but Ron Paul deserves more respect than that for his fiscal conservatism. I will say that Fred Thompson should be doing better than he is (at least he is a fiscal conservative) and you www.IMAO.us idiots are more fun to battle with than some of the other sites. But that is the only nice thing I will say to you losers!

P.S. You suck! he he he he Go Ron Paul! Almost raised $1 million this month already -> http://www.ronpaul2008.com

McCain: Were you in favor of illegal immigration for the gooks back in 75?

Romney: C'mon, let's see those sacred underpants.

Huckabee: What's it like being one of the few survivors of Jonestown?

Giuliani: If you want to sue the people who sold me a gun, why wouldn't you want to sue the person who sold you that dress?

Paul: Is it true your received your medical training on the planet Xenon?

Fred: Would you please demonstrate your omnipotence by ripping out Governor Huckabees uvula?

oopz. i did it wrong. Second tri. i tri makes IMAOerz laff. Here goez:

John McCain: "How can we afford to stay in Iraq for a billion years? Won't our planet be destroyed by our own Sun before then?"

Mitt Romney: "So you were in charge of the Olympics? And why are we supposed to think this is a big deal?"

Mike Huckabee: "Please tell us about your plan to save Canada's National Igloo"

Rudy Giuliani: "Who is more corrupt. You or Bernard Kerik?"

Ron Paul: "What's happening to the U.S. dollar and why don't the other candidates understand that the Bush administration is trying to destroy our currency?"

Fred Thompson: "Is Castro the greatest threat facing America today?"

Ron Paul: Do you let people ghostwrite for you often? How can we be sure we are actually talking to you now?

Giuliani: How do you propose to enforce jaywalking laws across the US?

Huckabee: How many other companies will you work for if you are elected President?

Romney: You couldn't come up with a better nickname than "Mitt?"

McCain: Why can't we [The rest of the question was deleted due to violation of campaign "reform" laws]?

Thompson: Can I get in on some of the hippie punching action when it begins?

McCain: With what parts of the Constitution other than the first amendment's guarantee of free speech do you disagree?

Thompson: You're a lawyer. You've been a Senator. Why aren't these sufficient grounds to distrust you?

Romney: How many times do you think you can change positions until we distrust you, as well?

Huckabee: You practice identity politics and seem to think that the pursuit of profit is evil. Is the Christianity thing just a front to keep us from figuring out that you're a Democrat?

Giuliani: How many divorces do you think it takes to alienate voters with traditional values?

Paul: Did nobody ever tell you that, when you let somebody use your name, you're responsible for the result?

McCain: Do you still have the uncomfortable hunk of metal shoved up your ass?

Romney: After looking at your wife, do you ever wish you could have another crack at the polygamy rule?

Huckabee: If “iron sharpens iron,” what would happen to iron pyrite?

Giuliani: Did you kick Arafat out of the US because he was a murderous thug or because he had a gun?

Paul: Many people wonder if there will be a stormfront approaching if you’re elected president. How would you respond to those Zionist controlled race mixers?

Fred: What is more awesome: the wave motion gun, the accumulative energy emitted from the Big Bang (Huckabee swallows his tongue) or your hair and nail trimmings?

Fat-finger correction: Rudy kicked the dirtbag from the UN funciton, not the US.

John McCain: "Give us the real scoop: your actual plan is to have John Kerry as your VP, and then you'll die during office so we can have a liberal as POTUS and you'll be absolved of responsibility, right?"

Mitt Romney: "Do you ever have a problem with your mechanical functions being impaired when you're caught in a sudden rainshower?"

Mike Huckabee: "How long do you think it will take people to figure out that you're hiding your populist economic agenda behind psuedo-social conservativism?"

Ron Paul: "Do you ever miss your homeland amongst the other freaks...oh, nevermind, your supporters make you feel right at home. Please leave and let the real people handle this."

Fred Thompson: "Mr. President, who will survive your wrath?"

Ron: “Have you remembered to take your medication today?”

Rommney: “Does your wife sleep with Hillary?”

Guilliani: “Stand up straight. Your character is showing.”

McCain: “How much do you think you will need to pay Fred to help you be president should your unfortunate election actually occur?

Fred: “Who would you like to see as VP when you are elected this November?”

Mitt - Your wife wants Fred Thompson. What are you going to do about it?

McCain - Your wife is doing Fred Thompson. What are you going to do about it?

Huckabee - Fred Thompson told your wife to scram. What are you going to do about it?

Rudy - Your wife is doing Hillary. What are you going to do about it?

#1 - Posted by: RonPaul!! on January 10, 2008 12:47 PM

DAVID DUKE???

Thompson: What sort of and amount of ordinance will you earmarked for Tehran and Mecca?

"Dr. Paul, isn't the real reason you want us on the gold standard is so you can spy on every Real American? Gold is used in computers. Dr. Paul, isn't it true that you not only want to track our money with RFID transmitters in the gold coins you plan to mint, but you also want to track all of our internet activity through the gold in our computers?"

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Paul - Under the leadership of Bush/Cheney we have now gassed our own troops in Iraq. How quickly can you get us out of there?

Fred - How much of a loser Bush/Cheney suckup are you? How much do and your five supporters hate our troops for wanting them to continue to die in Iraq for a liberal cause?

zdomain,
"Do you let people ghostwrite for you often?"

He wasn't actually a ghostwriter, but since he was wearing a sheet it's easy to see why you made that mistake.

zdomain,
"Romney: You couldn't come up with a better nickname than "Mitt?""

Gary Payton already had "The Glove."

RockThrowingPeasant-

For the record, Fred uses a Wave Motion Gun to trim his hair and nails.

Herr Paul: Warum müssen wir die Juden ausrotten?

Doctor Paul: As a doctor, can you explain why your followers are batsh*t crazy?

Ron Paul: Having tapped both the neo-Nazis and truthers, to whom will you go to fund your campaign next? NAMBLA? Or are they too wholesome for you?

zdomain,
"Romney: You couldn't come up with a better nickname than "Mitt?""

Gary Payton already had "The Glove."
#16 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 10, 2008 02:45 PM

Mitt must be short for Mittens

Ron Paul: Can I get a ride on the blimp?

Paul - Under the leadership of Bush/Cheney we have now gassed our own troops in Iraq. How quickly can you get us out of there?

Leave it to a Ronulan to over-hype CS gas. The US Army trains in that stuff, dude. Unless heavily concentrated (i.e. stuck in a small house in Ft. Jackson and told to take off your mask and recite the Pledge of Allegience), it's a mild irritant.

Ron Paul: Could you elaborate on your final solution for the Jewish problem?

Giuliani: Why do you think your "Guns for Fetuses" exchange program was a flop?

McCain: Are you aware you are actually in the US, and not Mexico? Senoir?

Huckabee: Why does your foreign policy mention Louisiana and Oklahoma, but no actual foreign counrties?

Duncan Hunter: Who are you again?

Fred Thompson: How do you stand in the same room with these guys and not smite them?

"uncomfortable hunk of metal up [my] ass" comment FTW.

Ron Paul: "Who let you in here?"

Let's make this debate short and sweet.

One statement and its addressed to Fred Thompson: "Your Will be done."

Leave it to a Ronulan to over-hype CS gas. The US Army trains in that stuff, dude. Unless heavily concentrated (i.e. stuck in a small house in Ft. Jackson and told to take off your mask and recite the Pledge of Allegience), it's a mild irritant.

Actually, it was the Army Hymn. At least it was at Fort Jackson, anyway. A couple of guys threw up...ZOMGTORCHUR!

I got the CS gas treatment myself once, same reason as those listed above: training. Yeah, it sucks, yeah, I saw some people gag and puke, but I also had a buddy drop and crank out 93 pushups without the benefit of the mask; later he said it was something akin to smoking a Newport cigarrette. What I'm basically sayin', oh ye Paulbots, is this: take it elsewhere, we're running short on patience for your foolish antics around here.

Paul: Why are you so frickin' weird? Are there more like you at home?

McCain: Are you charting your "senior moments? Start.

Romney: Do you have alternate employment planned?

Huckabee: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Hunter: Is it true that, other than you and Fred Thompson, the other candidates are weiners?

Thompson: When the hell are you gonna get off your big butt?

Don't forget the f*****g TREE right outside the exit of the "house"( at least at Ft McClellan ). I damn near knocked my self out.

Which one of you can cry the best?

The voters are really going for that.

If you are a smoker, and have experienced the "Smoke in the Eye" phenomenon, that is much more excruciating than any amount of CS gas. For the non-smokers, you should take up smoking simply for context.
(sean quixote does not endorse big tobacco)
Thank you for smoking.