I'm not gonna stock up on shotguns. I think I'll stock up on ammo, though. Otherwise shotguns would just be expensive clubs.

I suppose you're living in the right state for that now. ;D

Shotguns aren't the answer to everything!

You should really have a variety of firearms, including at least one large caliber pistol, hunting rifle with scope, and .22 rifle with scope.

I'll drink beer and listen to Mozart. It got me through the Carter and Clinton administrations.

I've been thinking that if Huckleberry Dumbass gets the nomination, I'm going to run myself as a write in candidate, just so I can vote for someone I trust.

On the other hand, I could just vote for Fred anyway. Who cares if he's actually on the ballot. You have to do what's right.

I will buy an AK-47, a sniper rifle, a semi-auto shotgun, an RPG, an MP5, an M1911, grenades, flashbangs, and some C4 explosives.

I will also attempt to develop a weapon that simulates the effect that Fred Thompson's glare has on human flesh.

I live in MN. We have Al Frankenwiener running for Senate. I am thinking of starting a Camp Retreat somewhere away from the loons. Waiting for the primaries to be over to find a "loon-safe" location.

This shotgun

Dang. Link didn't work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf8viCUkadg

Raving Lunatic is right. AMMO.

I have all he "launch vehicles" I need.

And Frank, your good old conservative logic has taken leave. If you have stocked up sufficiently on weapons and ammo, you don't need to stock up on food.

Since I'm pretty sure Ron Paul isn't going to win, I'm stocking up on gold, silver, rice, and ammo. Oh, and diesel for the generator.

If he somehow wins I guess I'll give the rice to charity.

I'd plan on sheltering as much of your cash as you can because if Fred Thompson doesn't get the nomination, then some democRAT is going to win the White House and they are coming! They will tell you it's a "tax on the rich" but all of a sudden us rubes will see our pay checks start to dwindle as all sorts of idiotic schemes get financed in DC (like government bloggers)! Then they will come after the oil companies, and gas will go to $10.00 per gallon, then they will go after the drug companies, and a bottle of aspirins will cost $100.00, then they will go after the insurance companies and health insurance will cost $5,000 per month...

First they came for the "rich" and I did nothing because I wasn't rich...

Then they came for the oil companies... and I did nothing because I didn't work for an oil company...

I think you get the idea.

Got the AR, got several .45's. Just picked up an AK and 1000rds. It's a start.

If it's Julie or Nit, we'll have a choice of voting for a Democrat or a Democrat.

I'll either kill myself or go bowling.

Sounds like I better prepare for a level four Zombie uprising.

#17 - Still, I'll vote for the Rep nominee, because if Fred loses and I just get depressed and stay at home instead of voting, the bigger evil will win. Always select the lesser of the two evils. We have experience with this sad sort of thing in California.

Yeah. Violate most of the local laws and get as much ammo and guns as I can afford.

Without someone like Fred in the White House, worldwide terrorism is coming back - hard. My country's around the top of the list.

I plan to avoid the mass hysteria by hanging out with all the dogs and cats that start living together.

I've been stocking up "spam cans" of ammo, already got lots of guns.

# 15- HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
I think I will fall into a deep depression and sleep through all of November if Fred doesn't get the nomination.

Just picked up a Ruger Ranch rifle in .223, and bought two 30 round clips. Should do nicely.