See, I told you he is just frickin' weird.

Allahpundit got it right: "Grandfatherly libertarian cult leader"

Lobotomy scar healed.

Swastika armband ironed.

Straight jacket well secured. However, mouth open. Please correct.

all he needs is a big red bow on his head...and send him silky pony's way

How is he going to write his newsletter like that?

See, he couldn't have written those newsletters! There is the proof right there!

He could have dictated them.

Did I miss something, or did Ronnie never really disavow his truther following? Just wondering...

Let me clarify: did he never really disavow said truther following in his response to the question posed to him by the debate moderators? I apologize for any ambiguity.

Wacked ^ 2

#11 - Posted by: Joseph on January 10, 2008 09:48 PM

Not from what I saw. He can't afford it. He needs their raving support.

That's what I thought, Marko. Paul is his own worst enemy this evening, as far as I'm concerned. At least when the other candidates diverge from the topic at hand, they announce their intention to do so. Paul just keeps spouting off stuff about China, Iraq, the false Holocaust...oh wait, that's his supporters.

Can you imagine the rage the Paulettes are feeling right now? To see their false prophet being used a political pinata must get really get their underoos in a knot.

There is no God but the Constitution and Ron Paul is its prophet.

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they laugh at you some more, then they stop, then they start laughing again, and they keep laughing, then they snicker, and then the laughing starts up yet once more, then they wipe the tears from their eyes from laughing so much, then they giggle a bit, then they get bored and then they go home, and then *YOU WIN*...but then you find there's nobody else around"

-Ron Paul Supporter

That's not true; There's Allah, the plagiarized moon-goddess of the Mooslims.

Cadet Happy, that may be your best photoshop job yet. I actually choked from laughing so hard.

Ummm...

Is it just me or did Ron's performance remind anyone else of Retired Vice Adm. James Stockdale (Ross Perot's running mate for president in 1992)?

Hey, I'm just sayin'

Studying the Paul campaign should cause any sentient creature deep spiritual pain at how much stupidity can be packed into such tiny skulls.

Thank you for the whole nutty truth in this marvelous 'Shop-job. Well-done!

One look at that image instantly brought back a memory of the lyrics from a particularly bad 1960s pop ditty:

"They're coming to take me away, ha-ha,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, he-he, ha-ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA-HAAAAAA..."

If the straitjacket fits, wear it!

(With thanks to Jerry Samuels aka Napoleon XIV)

What should really concern the Ronulans is that posts like this no longer generate a deluge of protest from them!

My first choice is Ron Paul. My second choice, now that "Bomb Mecca" Tancredo is gone, is the Fredster. McCain didn't do himself any favors by smirking that smartass weasel smile while Paul talked. Incidentally, Paul delivered a crushing response to Fox News' subtle attack on his person.

The Huckster is just another lying sack of political crap out of Arkansas (an old Indian name for "trailer park"). And Romney is a cult member. He won't be the nominee. Giuliani is toast. And McCain is just another Clinton with a sense of humor and the ability to really piss peolpe off. That leaves the Fredster looking pretty good, don't you think?

But he'll have to play his cards sharply against airhead Obama, who will be the Democrat nominee.