Sorry, but yes, there are lots of illegal women and their children, too. I'd be willing to trade the typical liberal bitch for a decent looking Mexican girl, but as far as contributing to my country goes, that's just six of one, half a dozen of another.

To be fair, I'd trade Hillary for less stubborn Mexican mule. For that matter, I'd trade Pelosi & the rest of the Democrats in congress for something more useful, like a small box of Mexican jumping beans (no, not the fence crossers; the actual beans).

"Men on the other hand are illegal, and may be shot in the head in any park in the nation-If a woman decides to do such."

"Men on the other hand are illegal, and may be shot in the head in any park in the nation-If a woman decides to do such."
#2 - Posted by: Alamo on January 11, 2008 03:27 PM

Especially if they are named Vince Foster.

So does that mean that we're replacing border guards with bouncers?

#4-

It means that, under the Dems, we'd be replacing border guards with Wal Mart greeters.

#5..It means that, under the Dems, we'd be replacing border guards with Wal Mart greeters.

Who sound just like Carol Channing!
"Welcome to America, how can I direct you to your free shit??"

Gee, talk about sexual discrimination! It would be sort of fun to see who would win in a fight between Fred T and Hillary. Problem is he would be too much of a gentleman to stoop to the low down dirty fighting she would do... and she would probably have a stooge or two hiding in the background with toxic darts and sniper rifles. She would then have park it ruled a suicide (or an "accident" like all those Arkansas Highway Patrol officers encountered when they knew too much).

That may be true. But really, how many hotties really come from Mexico?

“No woman is illegal."

I hope Bill hasn't heard that- he could very well misinterpret what she said.

No she has flying monkeys and I think she already renamed her broom Air Force One. "Ill get you my pretties hahahahaha"

the quote omitted some words, it really was:

No (potential) woman (voter for me and my minions,) is illegal (and this definitely excludes any d*$(%* republican woman who should be immediately jailed and then deported.)

Well. . . . Selma Hayek is pretty hot...

"No woman is illegal."

I always suspected that Democrats were into pedophilia, but never had any proof until now.

Not related to the topic, but is imao coming out with those plastic yard signs typical in elections so we can sport Thompson's three tier pledge?

I think I'd really like a couple of my neighbors to see that a neighbor is pro-hippie punching.

"I think a lot of opposition would be dropped if it were just hot chicks coming across the border."

I would get on board with that if it was on the border of the United States and Southeast Asia.

If it was just hot chicks, it would be easy to stop them. They're stupid.

if there's grass on the field...

Since Mexico is further south than the US, and not everyone there has AC, most of the women in Mexico are hot. The problem is, they're also sweaty.

A new direction for immigration policy!

I've quoted you and linked to you here: http://consul-at-arms.blogspot.com/2008/01/re-america-no-cover-for-women.html

#'s 17 & 18-

The problem with that (aside from the copious amounts of tortilla & cheese scented sweat) is that the last time I was getting ready to "hide the tamale" with a fresh Mexican girl, I told her I wanted a BJ, and she smiled, got up, and then started using the leaf blower on the front lawn.

Talk about lost in translation!