John Edwards thoughts of an eternal hell are having to go on forever with a severe case of bedhead.

John once borrowed a hair dryer from a friend and it did so much damage that John almost committed suicide. Elizabeth only noticed a few split ends, however, and talked him down.

I'm surprised you didn't pick up on that pic link I posted last time, considering the subject material.

Edwards doesn't need a hairstylist: it would seem he has his own endorsed hairstyling franchise.

John Edwards cried for a solid week when he heard Justin was marrying that bitch, Britney.

The character of Prince Charming in the "Shrek" movies is actually based off John Edwards. Only more masculine.

Fred Thompson once punched John Edwards in the back of his head. Johns hair is so soft that nothing happened. Unbelievable? Yes. But John has not dared to turn around since.

The death, I assume, is by being slapped and scratched.