Seriously, I think that's a great idea. Especially the Voltron part.

Sounds good to me.

Maybe Huck can be our rep to the UN. Seems like a harmless enough place to put him.

Thompson is the stalking horse . . .

What a great idea! But can we be sure to hire someone to keep an eye on Ron Paul? I want to make sure he doesn't drool all over the Constitution.

Once again, Frank J has his pulse on America and has come up with a no-nonsense end to this never-ending campaign season!

I’d further suggest to just settle things once and for all that President Thompson announce that he has figured out a place in his administration for both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. “Hillary shall from this day forward by Secretary of Lesbian Affairs and Barack Obama shall be my Magic Negro who I shall keep next to me. I will rub his head for good luck whenever I get in a tight spot!” Fred Thompson will get 100% of the vote!!!

HAHAHA! What an awesome idea! It's so perfect - I'm surprised no one has thought of this before. I especially like the putting to use of the hippies by ussjimmycarter. Very nice.

Go VOLTR...I mean... FRED!

Does that make Hillary "Haggar the horrible"? I can see John Edwards as Prince Lothor.

Y'know, I was pissed at Rudy over the sanctuary city business because of what I heard in the (real) press. Then on the debate he clarified that his "sanctuary" policy was actually to prevent police from questioning the legal status of *witnesses* to crimes. That sounds fine. I figured he was just glazing over the fact that police also don't question the legal status of people who *commit* crimes, but shortly thereafter he came out and explicitly said that his police reported so many illegals who had committed a crime that INS/ICE/whatever asked them to stop because they couldn't (wouldn't/hate America too much to) do anything about it.

I hope that's actually the accurate view, because I don't *like* hating _any_ of the (R) candidates -- even Ron Paul, because as nutty as he is, anybody that throws out lines like "Economists say that if you subsidize something you get more of it" gets a point in my tally.

I'd thought about this as well. However, I put Romney as Sec. of Treasury, because I think he could really do some good there. I thought maybe Huckabee as VP, because he's good for talking and not much else. Of course, we'd have to worry about assassination attempts on Fred, but what are the odds of the hippies getting their hands on kryptonite bullets, anyway?

Best idea ever! And I like D-Rock's idea of Huck as VP and Romney in charge of the money.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/01/paulbots_freakout_small_town_c.html

As if you really needed to see how goofy the Paulbots are, check out this story.

Fred will form the head. And the blazing sword. And 98% of the sweet, lasery justice.

Who would win a fight between Voltron and Optimus Prime? Fred Thompson.

Frank! You've got to stop teasing me like this- it's cruel...

But since we seem to be on our way to a brokered convention anyway, why not?

Works for me.

SaraK could head up the EEOC.

Sweet.
Hey wait....is that an armed security guard or just one of those rent-a-hall-monitor that can just tattle on you?

I'm thinking Duncan Hunter as veep myself.

How about "VodkaPundit" running the ATF?

Need to bring the "'Stach" Bolton back to the U.N. "Chickles" Huck is too stupid for that job.

Nah, Hunter should be Sec Def.

Make McCain the US rep to California.

John Edwards would be so jealous, he could cry. His favorite part of Voltron....

"Form Blazing Sword"

....FABULOUS!!

Brilliant. One thing we need to fix is the border. Pull off all the border guards currently stationed there, and send in Tancredo.
Just Tancredo, standing on the other side of the river with a soup spoon. Should be enough to deter anyone from crossing illegally

HAHAHA

Fred Thompson is going to lose.

Frank J dressed in his AquaMan costume elected to Secretary of Sodomy and Buggering...assigned to the San Fransisco district to "investigate and report back to headquarters"...

Finally - someone that agrees with my Silence-of-the-Lambs-Murdering-Buffalo-Bill theory. I blogged about this idea several weeks ago, but with a twist. I want to literally extract the things I like about these candidates out of each of them, and then sew those good things together into My Perfect Candidate. I just hadn't figured out how to not kill them in the process of the extraction. Sort of like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. He murdered his victims and then sewed their skin together to create his perfect skin suit.

Gee. That's gross. I didn't explain that correctly. Here's the link: http://dgsworldbybigd.blogspot.com/2007/11/governmental-goulash.html

Maybe that will make more sense. Thanks.

Well, Fred Thompson is a fantastic breakdancer.

The problem is, the others would only drag him down so that they end up running out of moves (as demonstrated in the link) and have to resort to cutting the terrorists in half with a sword. Come to think of it, that might end up being cooler than simply serving them.

I'm stuck on the idea of Ron Paul being a security guard at The National Archives where he'll intercept Sandy (Cheese)Berger trying to heist more Clinton documents. Can you picture it ? (Gun drawn, high pitched voice, ranting, trembling, ...)

Damn. This is a really good idea. I like to see hoe you included Ron Paul . . . while I agree he is a total loon in the way he presents his views, at least he makes it clear that he respects the Constitution. Not presidential material at all, but guarding the Constitution at the National Archives - that's a creative way to put a useful idiot to work. Hell, let him give a tour every now and then, and he'd be happier than a clam in mud.
As for making Fred Thompson the head, couldn't agree more. You even managed to fit in ol'Huck - another loon possessing a useful gift. I don't want him running the country, but I think he'd be a hit in the Press Room. Hell, when at a loss, he could always just dish out weight-loss advice to those reporters. BTW, I gave my $10 to Fred . . . . did you? If not, invest in a sturdy lock.
It won't stop Fred Thompson, but you may have an extra second or two to make peace with God.

In addition, it could be announced that Mike Huckabee will be the White House Press Secretary where he can use his talking skills for good instead of evil

You stole my idea, Frank! Stop reading my thoughts!

"robot tigers" should read "robot lions".

Just sayin'.

No I am NOT gay.

Russ

Best. Idea. Ever.

I've been saying this for ages. I was gonna blog about it and then I said "well lets see whats on tv" and then it never got written

damn you TV

:shakes fist:

I can definetly see this happening-Thompson is the candidate with the least bad blood with the others (besides huckabee but its not a deep dislike) so he'd make the most sense.

My original thought was Lincoln, who's cabinet was made up of rivals who he beat out for the presidency.

same deal for Fred.

If we would like to really drive the moonbats into a crazy spasms of barking try this lineup out for size:

Prez = Fred
Veep = Duncan
Sec Def = McCain
Homeland = Rudy
SecState = Newt
SecTreas = Mitt
Sec Commerce = Steve Forbes
AG = Ted Olsen

Hey, the more you hook up, the better it gets.

Better yet: Ron Paul as OMB Director. First zero-based budget since 1798…