And he doesn't whipe his mouth with it Harvey, he pats it like a good Englishman. Carefully to avoid bruising.

John Edwards appreciates Chelsea Clinton's endorsement of his plan for universal health care, but he feels a bit icky hearing a girl say it.

Only in america could a guy who spends 400 bucks on a haircut market himself as an advocate for 'the poor.' That is a great head of hair, though. Read about James Madison at www.darrellepp.com

Third greatest feat of strength
Lizze Edwards lifting the lie that John has a manhood.

John Edwards realized his wife was a Scientologist when his children's DNA testing confirmed L. Ron Hubbard fathered his children.

Nancy-boy Edwards was very proud of himself when he could tear the toilet paper by himself.

But unable to wipe, hence, the bidet which caused a squeal heard throughout the "deep" south.

Jacka$$e%! Poor bigots. You know you dont have a chanc in he11 aganst whoever we nominat. So you just make fun of Edwards.. Morons

"You know you dont have a chanc in he11 aganst whoever we nominat."

Another example of our beloved Department of Education.

way to go with the moron, you know how to impress a crowd. Now, try turning on your spell-check and troll agin. (nod to you Alan
ABQ).

BTW, agin was just for you, toothless MOFO

#9 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 15, 2008 09:01 PM

Finnally! One of you dumb fu*ks showed up. Care to explain your racist treatment of people of New Orleans?? Care to explain your treatment of Iraqi civillians? Care to explain your use of Agent Orange in Vietnam. Or are youu just gonna make snarky bullsh!t comments. Motherf$ckers!

"Finnally! One of you dumb fu*ks showed up. Care to explain your racist treatment of people of New Orleans?? Care to explain your treatment of Iraqi civillians? Care to explain your use of Agent Orange in Vietnam. Or are youu just gonna make snarky bullsh!t comments. Motherf$ckers!"

Umm, I don't think I need to say anything.

#13 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 15, 2008 09:07 PM

Your real smart Manciso. Skirt the issues like a good conservaitve. Care to explain the My Lai massacre? Huh,, Jacka$$?

"Soldiers went berserk, gunning down unarmed men, women, children and babies. Families which huddled together for safety in huts or bunkers were shown no mercy. Those who emerged with hands held high were murdered. ... Elsewhere in the village, other atrocities were in progress. Women were gang raped; Vietnamese who had bowed to greet the Americans were beaten with fists and tortured, clubbed with rifle butts and stabbed with bayonets. Some victims were mutilated with the signature "C Company" carved into the chest. By late morning word had got back to higher authorities and a cease-fire was ordered. My Lai was in a state of carnage. Bodies were strewn through the village"

Care to explain??????

All right troll! It's one thing to post your crap. It's quite another to post under my name!

By the way troll it's Mancuso not "Manciso".

#8 - Actually, I make fun of John Edwards because I despise socialists, and he made himself an easy target by spending 2 solid minutes futzing with his hair on camera.

The low-hanging fruit... it beckoned... and I am weak...

Well I despise you conservative. Care to explain all the atrocites commited by this country?

History's greatest feats of strength:

George Bush: Pulling his stupid fat head out of his a$$! ( Hasnt done it yet!)

Hey #17 ! Care to explain why you're still beating your wife?

#17 No. My job is mocking people who champion ideas which, if fully implemented, would cripple America's economy. Try a different blog.

By the way, would you care to explain why, every day, people risk their lives to come to such an atrocious country? I notice there aren't hordes of people sailing from Miami to Havana in leaky inner tubes.

Troll,

Care to explain the millions of people murdered by communist regimes? Care to explain why instead of living a real life you waste time trolling on message boards and posting under other's names? Is that how you help the glorious revolution?

OK, after much effort, John got that napkin out.... oh this one was a feminine napkin and after applied all the trolls voices were muffled.

We don't have a chance against the Dems? Hmmm, didn't they say that when Thurston Howell III ran in 2004?

Sounds like MarkoMancuso is part of the drug induced reality community.

"Sounds like MarkoMancuso is part of the drug induced reality community."

I think I should clarify. The idiotic anonymous troll (I can only assume it was the same bonehead) posted some crap under my name (#14). As you can see in the next post I told this douchebag off. Just thought I should clarify. Hopefully this will be the last time some moron shames the good names of Kapitan Marko Ramius and Captain Bart Mancuso by writing hippie BS under their names.

One of the greatest atrocities committed by this country is in providing care and sustenance to feebleminds like #17.

He can't even dredge up a documented atrocity that's less than 40 years old. Note also that the US prosecutes and punishes its criminals.

Now he needs to go get another bag of Doritos, refresh that 'Big Gulp' of Mountain Dew so he can return to that old sofa in his mom's basement for another session of twoofing.

Jackass.