The only thing worse...would be terminators who appear not as humans, but as monkeys. Oh gawd nooooo!

#1 - Posted by: The Half-Elven Commie Slayer on January 15, 2008 04:27 PM

Ooo cute monkey! Wait what are you doing? OH NOOO!!!!

Imagine this:

Fred Thompson vs. the monkey terminators. That would be the coolest action movie evah.

So this is how RonPaul makes all that cash. He's pimping himself out as a robot control module.

Monkey brain controls robot.

Think back: 2004, presidential race, Democrat hopeful John Kerry...

Do the math.

Fred Thompson vs. Hillary Clinton...best action movie ever! All American Red White and Blue's against giant Lesbian Men Haters that all look like a cross between Janet Reno and Donna Shallaila (sp?...who cares?)

Only a monkey could reveal that FrankJ is the CLONE of Mao Tse Tung (how do they spell his name now?)

I said on my blog "this is how planet of the apes started"

Bush sucks. Look at the economy u losaz. No Republican can win. Think of it at night as you close your eyes to go to sleep....

No Republican Can Win....
No Republican Can win....
No Republican can win....
No republican can win....
no republican can win....
zzzzzz...................

#9 - Posted by: BlaZamEtaZZ on January 15, 2008 07:58 PM

Go ahead run another campaign of "BUSH SUCKS! BUSH SUCKS!" again. See how that works out for you. Of course, I can't blame you. It's not like liberals have actually had a different idea since the 1930s.

Go ahead run another campaign of "BUSH SUCKS! BUSH SUCKS!" again. See how that works out for you. Of course, I can't blame you. It's not like liberals have actually had a different idea since the 1930s.

It will work now since he does suck and all the experts now agree that the economy is clearly failing. None of your lame candidates have a chance to win. You know it you just don't want to admit. Even your precious Fred Thompson would be obliterated in a national campaign by Obama or Clinton.

Look at Mitt Romney kicking ass in Michigan. Damn straight. He's gonna take it all the way.... Oh yeah baby!! Mitt's the MAN!!

#12 - Posted by: OhYES! on January 15, 2008 08:41 PM

Idiot! Whoever you bigots nominate is gonna get krushedd! in the general1! Fred, Rudy, McCain, Mitt, Huck. Doesn't matter.

Conservatives. Come out and plaaaaay.

#10 - Posted by: on January 15, 2008 08:04 PM

Oh, yeh and you guys have had a real plan sides putting down minorites.

Wow, the liberal rhetoric is really making me wish to change sides. It's so deep and thought provoking..............., for a monkey brain slaved to and internet flame bot. I see now where that monkey research has come in handy.

#16 - Posted by: Meatppscle on January 15, 2008 09:30 PM

Go f%ck yourself! At least we arent responsible for death and dispair like your piece of sh!t party!

#17 - Posted by: on January 15, 2008 09:34 PM

Congratulations are in order! All hail his royal majesty the king of class!

#17 : No identity. Must be a Democrat. Chicken livers.

#19 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 15, 2008 09:41 PM

Go to He11 racist!

#20 - Posted by: on January 15, 2008 09:44 PM

You have officially reached self-parody level. Congrats!

Yea that guy is real.. just like hillary is genuine. Ok, back to oppressing minorities (tiring work)

#22 - Posted by: crazyjetguy on January 15, 2008 10:09 PM

Ayup! Those minorities aren't going to oppress themselves.

In the little bitch's defense, he's right- There's no way Bush is going to win in '08.

BTW, you're all a bunch o' crackas.

#24 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 15, 2008 10:24 PM

You're wrong! Bush will wait till inaguration day, and then take dictatorial powers!!!

-Troll

Funny how those monkey brains are still smarter than these trolls.

Heh. If only...

Just to hear the wailing from the left would be worth. All he'd need to do is do that for just a day.

I'd take pictures of all the liberal conniption fits I came across, just to make me smile.

That infinite number of monkeys Herr Paul was using to troll and spam polls apparently freed up and needed the work....

As has been demonstrated in this thread, though, the libtards that had previously been used for the experiments were kicked out of the program for having too low of an I.Q. That, and they had worse personal hygiene than the monkeys.

From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z... I hate monkeys!!

What will the demoncrats do when all their monkey brains are used up on robots??? I never fiqured out why monkeys hate Bush so much. What horrible kind of waste will the robots throw?? I wonder how weasle brains would work on the libtards?

OK, frolls, knock it off. Whatever kind of crazy thing you dream up, the libtards will one up you in lunacy and actually believe it.

Robots and monkeys? hmm...
Are we not men?

No worries. Fred will punch them all into compliance.

#33 - Posted by: geekWithA.45 on January 16, 2008 03:44 PM

Keep tellin yoself that. Fraud doesnt stand a chance.

Dresden Codak shows us what the monkeybot revolution will look like:

http://www.dresdencodak.com/cartoons/dc_046.html

"Fraud"? That was clever, anon! You get a gold star for today.

#36 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 16, 2008 05:11 PM

Not as clever as the many, many wheys you conservatives have found ways you put down everyone whos not lilly white. Lynch em boys!

War on terror! More like "War on everything that's not white, christian, and uhmerican"

Another reason people don't trust scientists.

...as the many, many wheys...

Uh oh. Our punk-ass du jour found out about the US House of Reps. Committee on Wheys and Means. This really strains my curds!

More like "War on everything that's not white, christian, and uhmerican"

Looks like you need to declare war on that bottle of vodka there, tiger. And you said "I dont need to see the screen"... Can you at least see the keyboard?

You lose your gold star for now, but be sure to try again tomorrow. 'K li'l guy?

My dog said that a computer that translates dog barks is crazy talk. What does he know.

I can only imagine how far a bionic monkey can fling poo.