What a gay post!

Butt remember, lesbians are OK as long as the chicks are HOT!

Um, I'm pretty sure you meant the Gospel of Barney... fag!

Fred Phelps is gonna be sodomized so hard in Hell...

I have long pondered the actions and aims of Phelps (I refuse to attach the honorific "Fred" to his name). It would appear that the man has done more to promote the passage of further 'hate crimes' legislation than all other advocates combined. I have to ask myself if that is truly his goal. Actually, either way, matters not--he is still a detestable specimen.

Here's the ugly little secret about Phelps and his bunch. They're DEMOCRATS!

He started out as a civil rights attorney. He has stood for election seven times as a Democrat. He used to run the NAACP in Kansas. He also raised funds for Al Gore in 1988. He's also praised Saddam and Castro.

Read and enjoy...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps#Civil_Rights_Attorney

And no, I didn't edit this Wiki entry. this is legit!

Phelps has been bitter against gheys ever since he lost that audition to be the construction worker guy in the Village People.

That was some funny shiite...

#5 -- I, too, refuse to honor Phelps with the name "Fred." It is too good a name for him. Which is why, on those rare occasions in which I feel I must refer to him at all, he goes by "Phred." As in, "Phred Phelps, Phascist."

I strongly recommend this renaming as a course of action, so as not to sully the name of "Fred," a bold name, which should be reserved solely for people who should be leading the free world. And Mechanics.

Dude, that was funny. What's worse than "dudes giving it to dudes?"

Old dudes giving it to old dudes.

Dude.

Dude, #11-
That was naaaaysty

Where does a dude make that turn in the road where he decides that it might be fun to take it up the keister from another dude? I’m glad I missed that turn in my youth!

Anyone that would protest the funeral of one of our best and bravest for any reason should be tied to a tree and Sodomized by every pervert within 200 miles! There is no excuse for these miserable pricks!

Hey Dudes-

Q: Why do gay dudes wear ribbed condoms?

A: Traction in the mud.

Sorry, dudes. Don't taze me, bros.

See, Alan, I told ya!

ussjc - "turn in the road..." = X chromosome problem, prolly.

Does this mean that John Edwards is the Anti-Christ (and Aquaman is his False Prophet)?

old dudes and old dudes...gross

no lemon party please.

Fortunately, most "traction in the mud" types are not "knuckle draggers" in this context.

Could it be that Phelps is the Anti-Fred prophesied about in Revelations?

Who wants to bet that Phelps has a smorgasbord of girl-on-girl videos?

I'll take that bet AlanABQ. $10 says he collects wet twink vids.

#14 - AlanABQ, I'm pointing my taser in your general direction . . . >_>;

LOL @ your post, Frank. Phelps has a really unhealthy obsession with teh ghey.

Phred better watch it. The streets of Heaven are guarded by U.S. Marines.

Yeah, I get the same reaction when I go to the UNM campus. All the leftards get real docile when I head their way. Haven't come across too many Phreaks, though...

And why am I not surprised you have a "diary"? Most men call it a journal...

;)

Enemies of the people have "journals". True heroes of the Proletariat have "diaries".

So young white dude checks into prison...

Old black dude says "we're going to play a game"

Young white dude says to himself "oh no"...

Old black dude says "you decide, you can be the mama or the papa"

Young white dude thinks "I've got this" and says "I'll be the pappa"...

Old black dude says "Ok pappa...c'mon over here and suck momma's d..."

Why does the Navy use powdered soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Old dudes have chronicles, Master Shake. Dude.

#23 -- Amen... and good job getting his name right.

Here's the ugly little secret about Phelps and his bunch. They're DEMOCRATS!

And with that, I gotta say that I have to rescind the Moby charge. No libtard - even a deep-cover Moby -- would ever admit that.

Phelps and his "church" (made up mostly of members of his family, with a strong stench of inbreeding surrounding them) sicken me. No, I don't agree with homosexuality, and yes, I believe the values and traditions of America have degenerated (at least somewhat) over the years, but their message is one of hatred. I read the Bible regularly, can honestly claim to have read the New Testament through several times, and have never, ever, read where Jesus espoused hatred toward ones enemies. These people are delusional, and I hope that the aforementioned punishments are given to Phelps ten times over in eternity. Moreover, I can only sincerely hope that people do not identify Phelps with mainstream (for lack of a better word) Baptists, or Christians in general.

#31 -- I think we're safe. People identify Phred with mainstream Christianity about as much as they did Branch Davidians, I think.

With all the bad publicity and hatemongering Phleps and his coven have engaged in it's a wonder the Baptists haven't "cast them out." Is that because they are in tacit agreement with him or maybe they just disagree with his methods?

If he actually read what the King James version of the bible says, he'd either have to shut up or be gone. I'm really voting for the be gone part. I haven't lived a perfect life but I don't want to be in the room with him when he gets to the other side. Imagine if you will, his preening, and postruring about how he was so righteous and faithful and then having Jesus say "Begone, I never knew ye." I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy- or even Phelps.

seanmahair: we baptists don't have a good method for "casting them out" as you suggest. each and every baptist church is autonomous.

let me just say that phelps and his ilk aren't exactly welcome at the conventions, however...

Little late in my response to seanmahair, but I'll put it out anyway: Phelps isn't associated with any of the normal Baptist conventions, such as the Southern Baptist Convention...if he were, I'm sure he would've been politely asked to leave a long time ago. However, they still go around using the title Westboro (or however you spell it) Baptist Church, which casts my denomination (and, really, my whole religion) in a bad light. I'm no Huckabee fan, but I'd rather have him as the example of our church than Phelps.

While the bible does touch on the subject (Lev 18:22), this is by no means the focus of the good book. So… what does that say about a man who decides to pick this subject as his personal banner to wave?
My vote: Phred is a self hating closet case.

Clearly, Fred Phelps is gay. Methinks he doth protest too much. He is exorcising his own personal demons by being an asshat to our military, and for that, he should be severely punished. I'd love to yank him up by his nasty neck and dump him down in the middle of a dogfight in Iraq.

He's a prick.