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January 18, 2008
Hillary Needs Help Naming Things
Responding to Tyra Banks's query regarding what Clinton's husband would be called if she won, Hillary made the following asinine comment:
"[W]e need to do a nationwide contest for a name[...] Like a reality show[...] This is good, because think about it; here are some of the things that have been suggested like First Mate. His Scottish friends say 'First Laddie,' but we need ideas." Oh yeah... I've got some names... * First Rapist * First Philanderer * First Perjurer * First Flab-ass * First Fellatiatee In addition to solving that little moniker mystery, it also seems that she could've done better naming her airplane. Joking around with the fawning, brown-nosed members of the MSM press corps, she referred to her new ride as "Hill Force One". How drab. Surely there are more appropriate sobriquets for her superflously luxurious transportational accomodations: * Cackle Attack * PIAPS One * Sky High Tax-i * Better Than the Black Guy * Cankles Away! * Loser in the Sky With Diamonds Or... and this is just wishful thinking on my part... "American Pie". 25 Responses To "Hillary Needs Help Naming Things"
Fraud Thompson: First Liar! #1 - Posted by: on January 18, 2008 12:28 PM"Fraud Thompson" is Fred Thompson mirror-universe counterpart. #2 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on January 18, 2008 12:36 PMI'd still like to see Bill officially titled William Clinton, inmate number 4561235. #3 - Posted by: Son of Bob on January 18, 2008 12:41 PM"First Willy Weenie" "Air Head One" RON PAUL: FIRST TO FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!! #5 - Posted by: on January 18, 2008 12:48 PMThere is only one canidate who can beat the dems. There's only one canidate who can save us from disaster. There's only one canidate. RON PAUL #6 - Posted by: on January 18, 2008 12:54 PMthat works for him since his national poll numbers are around 1%!!! #7 - Posted by: Clay S. on January 18, 2008 12:57 PMThere is only one canidate who can beat the dems. There's only one canidate who can save us from disaster. There's only one canidate. RON PAUL You should feel fortunate that you don't have to pass a literacy test to vote. #8 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on January 18, 2008 01:16 PMFirst (and only) Inch Alright, that may have been distasteful. Let me try the plane. Death Star One Better. #8 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on January 18, 2008 01:16 PM Don't make fun of me man! Make fun of our leaders who are selling us out! We have the chance to elect a REAL president. Come on man! You know it's true. RON PAUL! #10 - Posted by: on January 18, 2008 01:48 PMSlick Willie: The Plane: First Dress Spooger?
Air Despair #13 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 18, 2008 03:02 PMOn Slick... definately inmate #1 On the airplane, either: Broomstick 1 Air Au Contraire #16 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 18, 2008 03:36 PMKudos for "Loser in the Sky With Diamonds." #17 - Posted by: Hurricane John on January 18, 2008 03:37 PMHole In The Sky #18 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 18, 2008 03:42 PMI've given this a lot of thought, and I've decided that the best name for BJ if Hillary wins is First Villager. The rest of us will just be Villagers and will be required to wear a circle pin on the collars of our shirts/blouses to show our loyalty. We'll be forced to recite pseudo-African Hallmark messages about how important the village is to us all. However, if Fred Thompson beats her, he'll blow up her whole damn village. You know what you must do. So do it, dammit! Oppose Fascism always! #19 - Posted by: Ed Bush on January 18, 2008 04:23 PMAmerican Pie? Ouch. It's been nice having you around, Harvey. I suspect Hillary's death squad to be knocking on your door right...about...now. #20 - Posted by: steadyrock on January 18, 2008 04:58 PM"Broomstick One" is said to be the actual nickname given to Hillary's transportation by the Secret Service detail during her time as First Lady. As for the anonymous Paulbot, a quick question: in what sense can we fight for our rights by electing a man who utterly refuses to fight for them abroad? #21 - Posted by: nightfly on January 18, 2008 05:14 PMBill - First Lech Hillary's Plane - The Mile-High Club #22 - Posted by: fosterdad on January 18, 2008 07:51 PMFor the plane, 'The Great Eye of Sauron' is the only thing that comes to mind at the moment. #23 - Posted by: erg on January 18, 2008 08:41 PM"Hell-force of One" might be an apt name for the plane, though many may prefer to hear it referred to in the press as "... the tragic twisted hulk which is a lasting monument to the end of an otherwise promising political career..." Hillary's plane -- Bitchcraft The first husband -- "Bill-ass-a-boob" #25 - Posted by: Mitziteach on January 19, 2008 11:25 AMPost a comment
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