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January 17, 2008
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

Fred Thompson finds he can get more oil from Saudis if he shakes them very hard.

Rating: 2.1/5 (13 votes cast)

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12 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

Fred Thompson says "What's our oil doing under their soil?"

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 17, 2008 08:25 AM

Once he takes the oath of office, Fred Thompson shall immediately impose Frank J's "Other Country's Tax" on all "Other Countries" which will make us...well...rich, rich, rich!!! He will also demand that all oil produced in Saudi Arabia, Iraq and Iran be immediately shipped directly to America where the import and sale of all fuel efficient cars has recently been banned in favor of large SUV's and Trucks for the American people...

#2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 17, 2008 08:29 AM

I don't think shaking works. I think you squeeze, in a sort of giant wringer affair. Still, Fred knows best.

#3 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on January 17, 2008 09:21 AM

A new disco hit: "Fred, Fred, Fred, ... Fred, Fred, Fred... Shake that Saudi... Shake that Saudi!"

(To the tune of "Shake Your Booty") Yeeah.

#4 - Posted by: MJ on January 17, 2008 10:21 AM

This website has to be one of the poorest blogs I have ever had the distinct misfortune to encounter.

#5 - Posted by: AngryCommunist on January 17, 2008 11:24 AM

Doubt it. Fred Thompson would be a total wimp like Bush in front of the entire world.

Pathetic wimpering Fred or Bush : "Please, please oh please please Saudis can you lower oil prices?"

Saudis: "No! Oil prices are set by free markets. Isn't that what you stupid Republicans are always wanting?"

Fred would just be four more years of Bush and it's crystal clear that Americans aren't about to do give the GOP another chance. You cowardly Republicans suck. Always invading the wrong countries and giving weapons to crazy Arab countries. The stock market is diving southward. People are losing their homes. The middle class is being eroded. The planet is being polluted. Thanks also for driving up our gas prices you stupid losers. It's time for a change and that means no more GOP leadership. Goodbye!

Whoever the pathetic fractured Republican party picks is going to get annihilated on election day by Obama or Hillary. I can't wait. I just can't f***ing wait. What a great day that's going to be. What a sweet day when we kiss your party goodbye.

How's my trolling? Don't like my trolling called 1-800-GOP-SUCKS :-)

#6 - Posted by: Willowisp on January 17, 2008 11:28 AM

#6 - Posted by: Willowisp on January 17, 2008 11:28 AM

I called, but they didn't pick up.

#7 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 17, 2008 11:44 AM

Wasn't it the Dems, who apparently think they have testicles as large as Hillary's, that were whining about how they would go to the Saudis and tell them to lower oil prices?

#8 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 17, 2008 12:27 PM

Willowisp, does your mommy know that you got on her computer? Better hurry up and sign off ! It doesn’t take very long to get from the trailer park to the liquor store and back! Hopefully she didn’t bring home another new “friend” for the next hour…

#9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 17, 2008 12:31 PM

Mommie must have brought back a "friend" or two...

#10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 17, 2008 03:06 PM

Commie trolls?! Yay!! And two on one post. Sweet.

Seriously, shouldn't you kids be in school?

#11 - Posted by: r2streu on January 17, 2008 04:01 PM

Fred knows that all oil is American oil, if you dig deep enough.

#12 - Posted by: Hero Squad on January 18, 2008 09:20 AM
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