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January 19, 2008
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (38)

Not voting for Fred Thompson can cause your penis to fall off.

Rating: 2.0/5 (14 votes cast)

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38 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

That would give a new meaning to the name "Tricky Dick".

#1 - Posted by: BugMan on January 19, 2008 08:36 AM

So John Edwards' dream will finally come true?

#2 - Posted by: GEBIV on January 19, 2008 08:43 AM

The opposite happens to women who don't vote for Fred.

#3 - Posted by: AR on January 19, 2008 09:51 AM
"The opposite happens to women who don't vote for Fred."

being before the election and all - how do we explain Hillary?

#4 - Posted by: Smite on January 19, 2008 10:06 AM

That explains why there are so many d!ckless democrats.

#5 - Posted by: SeeBS on January 19, 2008 10:56 AM

fred's song for today

Na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye

#6 - Posted by: Willowisp on January 19, 2008 10:57 AM

So Hillary is a closet Republican? Who knew!!

#7 - Posted by: exhelodrvr on January 19, 2008 11:02 AM

#4 - Posted by: Smite on January 19, 2008 10:06 AM

Hillary is a woman?

#8 - Posted by: AR on January 19, 2008 11:21 AM

Reality will probably hit hard for Fred fans today. He is likely to finish third or fourth in a much needed southern state. The sad reality about this is that it means Fred won't beat the freakish lying preacher from Arkansas -> the dreaded Huckaloon.

MUST STOP THE HUCKALOON

#9 - Posted by: Starfish on January 19, 2008 11:38 AM

Interestingly, the converse is also true: having your penis fall off can cause you to not vote for Fred Thompson, as the Mike Huckabee constituency can readily testify.

#10 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on January 19, 2008 12:18 PM

the people of S.C. must have read that fact, it's fredmania

no singing for Fred! yet

#11 - Posted by: notforhuck on January 19, 2008 12:22 PM

Not voting for Fred Thompson can cause your penis to fall off.

Hey Willowisp, Spathi & the rest-
It's OK! You have absolutely nothing to fear.

#12 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 19, 2008 01:00 PM

FRED SUCKS
VOTE RON PAUL

#13 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 02:46 PM

FOR DOGCATCHER

#14 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 03:04 PM

FRED SUCKS,
BUT RON SWALLOWS

#15 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 03:05 PM

And for women? What do they lose?

#16 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 19, 2008 03:24 PM

NOT VOTING FOR RON PAUL MAY CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR COUNTRY

#17 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 03:44 PM

VOTING FOR RON PAUL MAY CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR MIND

#18 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 19, 2008 03:49 PM

YEAH, AND VOTING FOR PON RAUL MAY MAKE U LOSE ALL OF YER CREDIBILITY & INDIVIDUALITY

#19 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 03:53 PM

RON PAUL: THE LITTLE WHITE LIE

#20 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 03:55 PM

VOTING FOR RON PAUL WILL NEVER BE AN ISSUE; HE WON'T EVEN COME CLOSE

#21 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 03:57 PM

Frank, time for a "Ron Paul" filter.

#22 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 19, 2008 04:03 PM

Voting for Herr Paul causes you to have an ingrown penis and your brain to melt and pour out of your ear.

Just imagine how far gone the Paulestinians are after spamming all those internet polls!

#23 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 19, 2008 04:06 PM

Frank, time for a "Ron Paul" filter.

#22 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 19, 2008 04:03 PM
and I agree, filter the "bots" out, they are tiresome, not humorous.

to the Ron Paulites:

it's a good idea not to sign your posts, I wouldn't want anyone to know who I was,either, if I was a paulbot.

#24 - Posted by: notforhuck on January 19, 2008 04:33 PM

and I agree, filter the "bots" out, they are tiresome, not humorous.

not as tiresome as stoopid fred blogs. fred is the biggest joke eva in American politics. nexx Reagan? rite... have u eva seen such bad campaigning or such a lamo candidate. no nodobody neva eva has till fred show up.

#25 - Posted by: 2forPaul! on January 19, 2008 05:02 PM

#16 Jimmy-

It depends on how you look at it:

For one, that might not be much of an issue considering that there can't possibly be that many women within the RP sausage party to begin with. And two, even if there are, they've gotta be some serious Broadzillas who don't have much else to lose; if they've aligned themselves with RP's band of Li'l Smokies, they've already lost it.

#26 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 19, 2008 05:10 PM

An we aint neva, EVA been layd- bya woman. we did chok on masta Paul's memba a couple ah timez... it waz like playin hid3 n seek just 2 find it tho.

#27 - Posted by: 2fags4Paul! on January 19, 2008 05:17 PM

LEW ROCKWELL b4 RONNIE PAUL

#28 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 05:24 PM

LEW ROCKWELL b4 RONNIE PAUL ANYDAY

#29 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 05:30 PM

LOL, AlanABQ. Li'l Smokies, tiny tragedies. Sounds like the title of an RP political obituary.

#30 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 19, 2008 05:37 PM

Oh, no you didn't. Don't you even DARE associate us with Ron Paul.

#31 - Posted by: Gay Men on January 19, 2008 06:05 PM

#31-

LOL! You have my apology.

#32 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 06:09 PM

AND YOU BETTER NOT ASSOCIATE US WITH RON PAUL, EITHER!!!

#33 - Posted by: Union of Intestinal Parasites on January 19, 2008 07:54 PM

Even though ron paul tries to carry on my legacy, please dont associate him with me either.

#34 - Posted by: Adolf Hitler on January 19, 2008 08:27 PM

I am very pleased to announce that I voted today for Fred, and as of 2032 hours on 19 January, 2008, my penis is still attached.

Also, I am not even sure Ron Paul's name was even on my ballot. There was an apparent mechanical problem with the machines and we had to use paper ballots.

Mine was hand written in a pretty, lime green marker and I just don't recall seeing Paul's name on there.

#35 - Posted by: Sabot on January 19, 2008 08:37 PM

I am pleased to announce that Fred Thompson sucks and that Fred has sucked from the day he entered the race. We all hope Fred stays in the raise so he can continue his string of sucky and extremely laughable performances. Please keep the Fred clown in the race. He's hilarious!

#36 - Posted by: FredSucks on January 19, 2008 10:00 PM

FRED SUX

RON PAUL SWALLOWS. LOADS & LOADS & LOADS &...

#37 - Posted by: on January 19, 2008 11:03 PM

Whoever not voting for Fred will not get medical policies, and they'll affect badly in the recession...
Car Breakdown

#38 - Posted by: John on January 21, 2008 09:34 AM
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