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January 21, 2008
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact - Challenge Edition
Posted by Harvey at 03:00 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (38)

Regular contributor Chris sent me a picture, and he and I are both convinced there's a John Edwards joke in there somewhere, but neither one of us can find it:

whorse.jpg

If you think you've found it, leave it in the comments.

If you haven't found it, visit the comments and leave High Praise! for the people who you think have.

38 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact - Challenge Edition"

The Democrat party's new mascot if John Edwards wins the nomination for President.

#1 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on January 21, 2008 03:27 PM

Off-Topic, but...

Short time reader, second-time poster...
Found you through www.freewillblog.com - easily the funniest blog I have ever read in my life. I'll be here as long as it's up! I also plan on buying that book and some T-Shirts too!

Keep up the good work.

#2 - Posted by: Dairenn on January 21, 2008 03:34 PM

John purely hates it when the other girls play with his "My Little Pony". Besides, he was going to wear that later and now they've ruined it.

#3 - Posted by: Carol on January 21, 2008 03:36 PM

Fred Thompson wants to ride a whorse.

#4 - Posted by: JOY! on January 21, 2008 03:39 PM

"...and the Horse you rode in on!"

#5 - Posted by: JoeB131 on January 21, 2008 03:45 PM

Huckabee damned this whorse to the Gates of Hell!

#6 - Posted by: JOY! on January 21, 2008 03:49 PM

John Edwards and Ron Paul drew up a blueprint of their Halloween costume, but neither could figure out how to play the front end.

#7 - Posted by: Corey on January 21, 2008 03:55 PM

Fred Thompson was last seen riding his whorse in the Great Smokey Mountains. Thompson said his whorse was inspired by his own dreams to be a drag queen someday.

#8 - Posted by: 2forPaul! on January 21, 2008 03:56 PM

Hey! I saw Edwards chasing after that thing the other day shouting something about getting his fishnets back...

#9 - Posted by: Rubeus on January 21, 2008 03:58 PM

Fred Fact: Fred Thompson has decided to ditch his golf cart for a whorse.

#10 - Posted by: 2forPaul! on January 21, 2008 04:00 PM

When John Edwards sees this picture, he can't decide between envy or lust.

#11 - Posted by: wcgreen on January 21, 2008 04:05 PM

Fred Fact: Fred just got a makeover so he can ride his little whorsey.

#12 - Posted by: 2forPaul! on January 21, 2008 04:06 PM

Note on 2forPaul!:

The 2 = 2 testicles for Ron to swallow.

#13 - Posted by: on January 21, 2008 04:24 PM

Tooferpaul....hahaha, oh that's funny...and Original!!hahaha, oh my.....it's gonna hurt real bad when that angers Fred.

Oooh, real bad.
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Wollf

#14 - Posted by: howlsatmoon on January 21, 2008 05:06 PM

* My Little Porny

#15 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 21, 2008 05:24 PM

I think it describes the political culture at a whole.

My line on my Instant Messenger is a actually "I'm tired of the the whores of the political Sodom and Gomorrah."
The line describes the Dems by default, but it also includes the RINOs.

This political season is very ghey. >_>;

#16 - Posted by: ochagirl on January 21, 2008 05:32 PM

#3 is the best, but #1 is really good too.

#17 - Posted by: Heather on January 21, 2008 05:37 PM

John Edwards and his male Whorse make the decision to get married. Everything is planned and the couple intend to honeymoon in New England for a week.

The marriage goes without a hitch and the couple set off on their honeymoon. While checking in at the B & B, the lady behind the desk asks 'We have two suites available for you, would you like the bridal?' Misunderstanding what the lady meant, the horse says "No thanks; I'll just hold his ears till he gets the hang of it!"

#18 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 21, 2008 05:41 PM

All I know for sure is John Edwards will be the pair of legs in front.

#19 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on January 21, 2008 05:50 PM

* It's Mr. Ed-wards!

#20 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 21, 2008 05:56 PM

Whorse. John, just drop the "s"

#21 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 21, 2008 06:16 PM

* My Little Porny
#15 - Posted by: AlanABQ

Awww.... AlanABQ wishes the little whorsey was his very own.... Isn't that sweet.

#22 - Posted by: 2forPaul! on January 21, 2008 06:26 PM

#22-

AlanABQ wishes the little whorsey was his very own...

Please. You know I could never replace you!

#23 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 21, 2008 06:37 PM

lol! IMAOers all want to dress up like a whorse!

#24 - Posted by: RonFan on January 21, 2008 06:43 PM

John Edwards always looks a gift horse in the mouth...

Then he de-CO-RATES!

#25 - Posted by: Pete on January 21, 2008 06:50 PM

Going by the Dems mascot, this makes John the asses whorse.

#26 - Posted by: Dohtimes on January 21, 2008 07:36 PM

John Edwards' ride in the parade.

John Edwards' photos from the San Francisco rodeo.

John Edwards' next Halloween costume? Canadian Mountie.

#27 - Posted by: Your Majesty on January 21, 2008 07:57 PM

John knew posting those pictures on Facebook was a bad idea.

#28 - Posted by: Corey on January 21, 2008 09:27 PM

The logo for John Edwards' new line of clothing.

#29 - Posted by: notforhuck on January 22, 2008 12:38 AM

* My Little Porny
#15 - Posted by: AlanABQ

Awww.... AlanABQ wishes the little whorsey was his very own.... Isn't that sweet.
#22 - Posted by: 2forPaul! on January 21, 2008 06:26 PM
#22-

AlanABQ wishes the little whorsey was his very own...

Please. You know I could never replace you!
#23 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 21, 2008 06:37 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice AlanABQ, but I imagine fighting with someone as mentally handicapped as 2forPaul! so obviously is can't be very fun or rewarding. Or maybe it can...

#30 - Posted by: MJ on January 22, 2008 08:44 AM

#1... Because Johnny always felt the jackass was a little too butch.

#31 - Posted by: duggatunn on January 22, 2008 08:47 AM

save a whorse, vote for thompson

#32 - Posted by: chow on January 22, 2008 12:26 PM

MJ-

They're doing all the fighting; I'm just having fun. I know I shouldn't make light of other peoples' disadvantages, but jeeze, they make it so easy to do.

#33 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 22, 2008 01:21 PM

http://www.manicmoose.com/images/edwardswhore.jpg

#34 - Posted by: Michael Rutman on January 22, 2008 02:31 PM

AlanBBQ wins the whorse race!

#35 - Posted by: ChrisA on January 22, 2008 06:39 PM

hehe 9s the best

#36 - Posted by: on January 22, 2008 07:39 PM

I'm giving High Praise! to:

Rubeus (#9)

Dohtimes (#26)

and

notforhuck (#29)

Although I did enjoy AlanABQ's entry (#15) immensely, it wasn't Edwards-related.

#37 - Posted by: Harvey on January 22, 2008 10:11 PM

Oh, c'mon! My Little Pony + Silky Pony Edwards + a Whorse? It = My Little Porny!

*sigh* I tried. I guess you didn't like the "bridal" joke either, huh? Fair enough; that was just a modified jockey joke anyway.

#38 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 23, 2008 02:25 AM
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