About IMAO



Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!


Buy funniest book ever!





IMAO Podcasts
IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter

Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!

About IMAO
Then conquer we must, for our cause is just, 
And this be our motto--'In God is our trust.' 
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave 
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.


If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK.

About Frank J.

Bloggers:
Frank J.
Harvey
RightWingDuck
Cadet Happy
spacemonkey
Laurence Simon
SarahK

Popular Categories
Fred Thompson Facts
John Edwards Fabulous Facts
lolterizt
IMAO Condensed
Know Thy Enemy
Editorials
Frank the Artist
In My World
Other Content
Ode to Violence
Brief Histories
IMAO Audio Bits


Read the Essay
Own the Shirt
Peace Gallery
Search IMAO
Google
Web www.imao.us
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds

"Unfunny treasonous ronin!"
-Lou Tulio*

"You, sir, are a natural born killer."
-E. Harrington

"You'll never get my job! Never!!!"
-Jonah Goldberg

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO."
-No One of Consequence

"A blogger with a sense of humor."
-Some Woman on MSNBC
Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQ
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Blackfive
Captain's Quarters
Classical Values
Conservative Grapevine
The Corner
The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!)
Dave in Texas
Eject! Eject! Eject!
Electric Venom
Hot Air
Puppy Blender
La Shawn Barber's Corner
Michelle Malkin
Pereiraville
Protein Wisdom
Rachel Lucas
Right Wing News
Scrappleface
Serenity's Journal
Townhall Blog

IMAO Blogroll
Bad Example
Cadet Happy
The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles
mountaineer musings
Right Wing Duck
SarahK & Cadet Happy snark TV
This Blog Is Full of Crap

Fred Thompson Links
Fred File
Blogs for Fred
Fred Thompson Facts
Awards



 

January 21, 2008
Question
Posted by Frank J. at 09:05 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (38)

What this "brokered convention" I keep hearing about? I think we should do that.

Rating: 2.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Email This | Add to del.icio.us | Digg this | StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
38 Responses To "Question"

What if it involves a McCain-Huckabee deal where McCain gets the Presidential nomination and Huck gets the Veep slot, setting him up to be the nominee in 2012?

Brokered conventions are usually a horrible thing, as the guy who doesn't get cut in on the action feels he was robbed, and usually, his supporters do, too.

#1 - Posted by: JoeB131 on January 21, 2008 09:26 AM

BROKERED CONVENTION = RON PAUL!

#2 - Posted by: on January 21, 2008 09:29 AM

brokered convention is how abe lincoln became president. he was 4th during primaries.
back room politics.

#3 - Posted by: notforhuck on January 21, 2008 09:39 AM

#2 - Posted by: on January 21, 2008 09:29 AM

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

#4 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 21, 2008 09:44 AM

I don't think that a brokered convention goes far enough. When I lived and voted in Chicago, we had brokered elections.

#5 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on January 21, 2008 10:39 AM

Well basically if no candidate can get a majority of the delegates at the convention then they sit down and start cutting deals with each other until they pick a candidate (that is how you can get something like a Romeny/Huckabee ticket or some other abomination). Since not all states do a "winner take all" primary it is possible that some states will split thier delegates according to the vote.

This could end up happening to both parties but that is doubtful. It is just something for the newsies to fill the time before the next primary elections.

#6 - Posted by: Derek, Lord of the Commentators on January 21, 2008 10:40 AM

:---------RON-PAUL

Today's Fred Fact: Fred sux. Fred lost. His supporters are stupid losers. :D

#7 - Posted by: :-----------D on January 21, 2008 11:00 AM

A brokered convention is usually the result of an epidemic of Electile Disfunction, a condition caused by a voter's overwelming lack of excitement for any of the candidates offered them. It most often occurs when Fred Thompson drops out of the race. Unfortunately it looks like we're in for some Electile Disfunction.

#8 - Posted by: Browncoatone on January 21, 2008 11:05 AM

Why do people continue to post after I have explained something? I swear dealing with Paul supporters are like dealing with retarded children.

#9 - Posted by: Derek, Lord of the Commentators on January 21, 2008 11:12 AM

brokered convention for gop = president hillary

#10 - Posted by: Lars on January 21, 2008 11:13 AM

I swear dealing with Paul supporters are like dealing with retarded children.

No. You must have them confused with Fred Thompson supporters. If you are a Fred supporter then you suck massively.

#11 - Posted by: 2forPaul! on January 21, 2008 11:15 AM

#11 - Posted by: 2forPaul! on January 21, 2008 11:15 AM

And if you support Ron Paul you are certifiably insane.

#12 - Posted by: on January 21, 2008 11:20 AM

I've got a lot of respect for the Paulites. It's pretty brave to give the DEA an e-mail addy to track you down with.

#13 - Posted by: TGWShark on January 21, 2008 11:21 AM

MIKE HUCKABEE

#14 - Posted by: on January 21, 2008 11:27 AM

Back to the question at hand, a brokered convention is where the rich, Republican stock brokers get to pick the candidate.

Steve Forbes for president!

:-)

#15 - Posted by: K T Cat on January 21, 2008 11:27 AM

the brokered convention will have THUNDERDOME rules... six go in, one comes out.

#16 - Posted by: hack on January 21, 2008 11:29 AM

Frank J,

Please run for president so I can type FRANK J into the comment section of every political blog in America.

-Thanks!

#17 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 21, 2008 11:31 AM

We won't know if we're going to have a brokered convention until after super Tuesday.

#18 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 21, 2008 11:32 AM

I like the idea of a “brokered convention” if by “brokered” we mean that someone “brokers” a deal and that deal is that all the delegates either vote for Fred Thompson or he rips their heads off and shoves them up their stupid asses then I’m in!

#19 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 21, 2008 11:34 AM

#19 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 21, 2008 11:34 AM

OOO-RAH

#20 - Posted by: on January 21, 2008 11:36 AM

It's obvious now that Romney and McCain are going to have fairly large blocks of delegates. Generally, it takes at least three major players to block an outcome on the first ballot. The question is, after super Tuesday, will Fred be the third block, or will Huckabee have it?

#21 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 21, 2008 11:45 AM

if heaven can have anything to do with it Fred's water will turn to wine....

#22 - Posted by: mtb23 on January 21, 2008 11:49 AM

Fred needs to stay in the race to the end even if he doesn't win a primary, because if he comes in third overall, he and his delegates could decide the convention.

#23 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 21, 2008 11:55 AM

OK: so I screwed up my link. Here it is.

#25 - Posted by: Mike O on January 21, 2008 12:20 PM

The problems I see with a brokered convention:
1 Longwinded Prayers before each meal by STFUabee.
2.McCain letting in a bunch of folks "undocumented republicans"
3.Rudy leaving his wife for a waitress.
4.Mitt not liking the meal before he loves the meal.
5 Ron Paul looking a bit worried as he mistakenly thinks its the Brokeback Convention

Of Course FRED THOMPSON being the adult in the room will have to tell them all to behave.

#26 - Posted by: Mike from Mercerville NJ on January 21, 2008 12:53 PM

If it comes down to a brokered convention, I'm in favor of the Thunderdome rules. First off, it would be so cool, and secondly, Fred! would definitely win that one. I think that would generate plenty of interest in the Republican candidate.

#27 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on January 21, 2008 12:54 PM

if it looks like a brokered convention, we could go to the dems primaries and vote for Edwards. When exit pollers ask why, we can say he has silky,smooth hair.

#28 - Posted by: notforhuck on January 21, 2008 12:59 PM

#17 -- I think that's a swell idea. Why don't we do that anyway?

FRANK J.!!!

#29 - Posted by: r2streu on January 21, 2008 01:12 PM

Yea, Thunderdome Rules. Fred with his Buford Prusser axe handle will make quick work of it. Then he can take the axe handle to general election debates, then to Washington. Sitting just within reach on his desk in the Oval Office when he meets with Congressional 'leaders' or Middle East ambassadors.

Hey, I can dream, can't I?

#30 - Posted by: Mike O on January 21, 2008 01:26 PM

FRANK J.

[I endorse this idea. -Ed.]

#31 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 21, 2008 01:37 PM

A brokered convention is when everyone gives their votes to Fred Thompson.

#32 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on January 21, 2008 01:42 PM

There seems to be a lot of confusion here. In the event that no candidate has an outright majority, there are a number of ways to determine the final candidate:
1. The "broke-her" method - Each GOP candidate takes a swing a Hillary with a hockey stick. Winning candidate is the one who broke the most bones.
2. The "brokered" method - The convention delegates are replaced with international weapons brokers. (Like in that old Chevy Chase movie that I can't remember the title of.) Votes are allocated based on each candidate's willingness to bomb and/or shoot foreigners and/or people from lesser countries.
3. The "brokeback" method - Favored by Ron Paul supporters

#33 - Posted by: innominatus on January 21, 2008 02:45 PM

I like the axe handle idea on sheer style. From now on, any & every Rep/Con president shall carry an axe handle to every function, especially when meeting with other heads of state.

Just imagine...

Ahmadinejad: "Mr. Thompson, please to be understanding the Iranian position. We only want enriched uranium for-"

*WHACK!* WHACK! THUD!

"AIIIEEE!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? THAT HURT!!!"
CIC Thompson: "Mention enriched uranium again in my presence and you'll get it, alright... then you won't need it to power your streetlights 'cause you'll be glowin' in the dark, towlie."
White House Aide: "Mr. President, the leader of Venezuela is here for that appointment you commanded him to attend."
CIC Thompson: "Heh heh. Send him right in.

#34 - Posted by: 2fags4Paul! on January 21, 2008 03:17 PM

A brokered convention is when the delegates get drunker than usual and have more funny hats. They wake up the next day and find out who they elected from the headlines.

#35 - Posted by: on January 21, 2008 06:05 PM

brokered convention is where ron paul becomes prez of usa

#36 - Posted by: RonFan on January 21, 2008 06:45 PM

brokered convention is where ron paul becomes prez of NSWPP

#37 - Posted by: RonFag on January 21, 2008 07:12 PM

brokered convention is where ron paul becomes prez of NAMBLA

#38 - Posted by: Bod on January 21, 2008 08:18 PM
Post a comment




Remember me?

(You may use HTML tags for style)

 

Buy IMAO T-Shirts


IMAO T-Shirts

The IMAO T-Shirt Babe
(winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!!
Yay! Books!





Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24
American Idol
Aqua-Adventures
Barackalypse Now
Best of IMAO 2002
Best of IMAO 2006
Bite-Sized Wisdom
Editorials
Election 2008
Filthy Lies
Frank Answers
Frank Discussions
Frank on Guns
Frank Reads the Bible
Frank the Artist
Fred Thompson Facts
Friday Cat-Blogging
Fun Trivia
Hellbender
Hellbender Take Two
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Humor
I Hate Frank
If I Were President
ignis fatuous
IMAO Condensed
IMAO Exclusives
IMAO for the Non-Deaf
IMAO Reviews
IMAO Think Tank
In My World
In My World - Fan Fiction
John Edwards Fabulous Facts
Know Thy Enemy
lolterizt
Michael Moore
Mitt Romney Ads
News Round-Up
Newsish Fakery
No, McCain't
Our Military
Permalink Contest
Precision Guided Humor Assignments
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul
Ronin Profiles
Ronin Thought of the Day
SarahK's TV stuff
Scary Evil Monkey
Simpsons Trivia
Songs & Poems
State of the Frank Report
Superego
Totally True Tidbits
WEsistance Is Facile
Why Me Laugh?
Yvonne's Ashes
By Month
December 2008
September 2008
August 2008
July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
June 2003
May 2003
April 2003
March 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
March 1933