Ouch!!!

Seems like with Fred's withdrawal Frank has lost all sense of propriety and thrown caution to the wind.

Not just any Mexicans. All Mexicans coming over the border. Americans in Mexico are allowed to come back. No one else allowed over the border else they are shot. We have too many snuck in Hispanics here now and until we get rid of all the welfare, health care, and education abusing bad driving criminals (criminals because they came here illegally, not because they like running people over with cars) we can let in no more legal ones. We don't need help abusing health care, welfare, and education, and helping Teddy Kennedy run people over.

Mobilize the national guard to the southern border. Our economy needs help, so we should spend lots of bullets so that we have to buy more. Nothing helps the economy like killing people.

I ♥ Bigotry.

Please send 1 replacement keyboard and 1 new can of Mountain Dew to my address.

That was some of the funniest sh*% I've read in a long time.

Mmmm, Mmmm. Now that's a spicy burrito!

Who'll pick the lettuce?????

Well, since the Mexi-con "government" sees no problem with encouraging their denizens & traffickers to drag their stupid asses over here, I say we export the worst we have in our prisons to them. Seems only fair.

#7
Good idea! Our governator (guess who) wants to let 22,000 prisoners out early to help the budget. He should transport them directly south across the border.

Who said we had to put them on trial?

Military Court-Martials...works every time. ;)

I'm not sure I see the downside to Mexico keeping people who would face capital punishment here.

Souds like a win-win situation to me.

New plan... all of our criminals can now "face the death penalty". Off to Mexico with thee!

I have to admit that if Mexican immigrants would vote Republican en masse, I just might change my position - a little. Like $100 cash and a bus ticket home.

Be this the end of RightWingDuck?

Just doesn't have that SpaceMonkey ring to it. Keep at least one.

The post of Frank J endorsing the killing of innocent Mexican citizens is typical of death penalty zealots. They just want to kill someone, doesn't matter who it is. Quite sad and callous. God Bless Mexico.

[I'm pretty sure that if God blessed Mexico, there wouldn't be so many people trying to flee it. -Ed.]

I'm so glad the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday is now over so we can back to the racial slurs.

we should let loose all our hardened criminals to MEXICO

let it be another dumping ground like AUSTRALIA

#15 - Posted by: Mauricio on January 22, 2008 07:23 PM

Someone doesn't realize it was a joke.

God Bless Mexico.
#15 - Posted by: Mauricio on January 22, 2008 07:23 PM

That made my brain hurt.

God Bless Mexico.
#15 - Posted by: Mauricio on January 22, 2008 07:23 PM

Which, as we all know, includes the entire North American Continent.

Thank goodness this is a satire website. Otherwise, the comments would really depress me.

How about minefields! That way we wouldn't be killing them, they'd be killing themselves!

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#22 - Posted by: utrejch4 on January 22, 2008 08:33 PM

You funny. Seriously though, is this the first MCCAIN troll ever?

"**A Rock in the Rain"
Sitting around getting wet? I don't get how A Rock in the Rain is a good thing. There are plenty of Rocks in the rain, if anything they are just slightly more dangerous.

[A McCain troll has to be a pretty rare thing, so don't squash it. -Ed.]

Rubeus '08
**A turd in the snow

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The right man to lead us

Mexico has been blessed by God. It is a wonderful country with hard working citizens. If Americans worked as hard as Mexicans, the US wouldn't be sinking in debt and drugs. Viva Mexico.

If Mexico is so full of hard-working citizens, why is it such a vile cesspool?

Mexicans: Smuggling the drugs and weapons that Americans won't smuggle!

Mexico has been blessed by God. It is a wonderful country with hard working citizens.

LOL! Do any of them stay there? Seems like there'd some leaves that need raking & fruit to be gathered...

If Americans worked as hard as Mexicans, the US wouldn't be sinking in debt and drugs.

Oh please; as far as we're concerned, we own the real estate that calls itself Mexico, what with the mountains of cash we lent over the years. Better to call the western peninsula "South California". In debt, indeed.

Viva Mexico.

Right. Long live decades of bad art, nasty-ass churros and 12-year old topless dancers. America's bitch to the south needs to be bulldozed to make roon for something useful.

Now that Fred sadly isn't campaigning anymore, why don't we send him to the border? All we need to do is tell him that all Mexicans are hippies and the border problem will be taken care of.

Dear God, please bless mexico with solar panels

& bean-powered vehicles

Mexicannon on full auto!!!

"If Americans worked as hard as Mexicans, the US wouldn't be sinking in debt and drugs."

LOL

Mexico isn't sinking in drugs?

It's real easy to avoid debt when your country is dead broke.

Was there a point that we were supposed to stop killing all the Mexicans? I must have missed that memo. My bad.

It's real easy to avoid debt when your country is dead broke.
#31 - Posted by: mightysamurai

I wouldn’t say they're dead broke. How much money is hidden inside taco shells and sent back to whatever mud hut they grew up in? And if you add up the illegal drugs, welfare, foodstamps etc etc. Well, they’re doing pretty damn good. Sure, the sticks and rocks, or whatever the hell they use for money, isn’t worth a pound of dog shit…but still. At least they don’t have to go out and work for it.

Besides, this putz must not realize that the only…ONLY good Mexican was Speedy Gonzalez. Think about this, the only good one was a friggin mouse! And really the only reasons we like him is he speaks English. And he stayed on HIS SIDE OF THE FUCKING BORDER!!!

I see no problem with letting some in. But only if they’re babes. And can say (in english) “Sir! Would you like another? Sir!” And as soon as they want more than, $1.00 a week, we can ship them back for some new ones.

Otherwise, I see no reason not to nuke the fucking place. It's not like anyone would miss it.

Oh, the flea markets! Won't somebody please think of the flea markets?!? Where else are you going to go to buy illegal bootlegged movies? Where else are you going to find hubcaps that look exactly like the ones stolen off your car the week before?

And what about velvet Elvis & matador paintings; where else can you find those priceless gems? What about tin crosses? Designer knock-offs? Drugs like Rohypnol, pot and anything others you can think of? "Beef" tacos from a shady guy with a rolling cart?

Oh, the humanity... sorta.

It is quite funny that you Americans are always talking and thinking about the great Republic of Mexico and its citizens. You seem fixated on the wonderful people of Mexico, of whom you must be jealous. We Mexicans really don't pay much attention to you gringos in the US. We come and go as we please and we know that Mexico is a much greater country than the USA. You should worry about your stock market falling, and your heavy drug usage and high crime rates, and your wars that you don't win (Vietman, Iraq, etc.). I think you must just envy the Mexicans who are very cool people. Have a taco and chill, gringos.

mexicans are cool as ice

but early in the morning, they congregate near a van to take them someplace else

Hey Luisa-

Een Amereeka, yu are the gringos! ¿Entiende usted, pinche cabron?

¡Usted no es mejor que la mierda de perro, poca cucaracha!

God Bless Mexico and all the Mexicans.

¡Condenación a Infierno para todos de el Mexicanos!

No, I did not use Google Translator for this, but G/T will translate this back to English correctly.

Damn high school foreign language requirements.

Damn wetbacks.

I've been thinking on this for quite some time. Since all the Mexicans are coming over here...lets just take over Mexico... I will conquer personally Cancun and take over... I shall then be the Queen of Tequila... and have liberals/human shields as my slaves... to pick the lettuce..