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January 23, 2008
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

One day, America will be awesome enough to have Fred Thompson as president. Until then, we must prove ourselves worthy by punching more hippies.

Rating: 1.7/5 (13 votes cast)

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13 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

Amen.

#1 - Posted by: Hazel on January 23, 2008 08:43 AM

I hereby promise to punch no less than one hippy each and every day. I intend to do my patriotic duty toward America, do you?

#2 - Posted by: librisrouge on January 23, 2008 08:46 AM


My personal choice for 2008 would be Zell Miller and Lisa Beamer..

#3 - Posted by: LarryConley on January 23, 2008 09:17 AM

If I were to just punch Jane Fonda, how many low-level hippies would that be equal to?

#4 - Posted by: Son of Bob on January 23, 2008 10:04 AM

If I went John Belushi, and smashed the snot out of some touchy-feely leftist singer-songwriter's guitar, would that count for 3 or 4 hippies?

#5 - Posted by: BadTude on January 23, 2008 10:56 AM

Keep them coming! That one was very good, and brought a little bit of a smile to my face in this time of trauma. FRED!, WHY? Damnit! Had someone to vote FOR for a change.

#6 - Posted by: cmblake6 on January 23, 2008 11:44 AM

I'm in a quandary here. I'm also in Menlo Park, but that's a different matter. My state assemblyman, er, assemblywoman, er, assemblyhumanoid is Sally Lieber. The name may sound familiar. If so, that's because she's the one who introduced a bill to ban spanking of anybody under the age of eighteen; exactly why it would be okay after somebody's eighteenth birthday is probably something into which I don't want to inquire. Anyway, that clearly qualifies her as a hippy or hippie or hippopotamus, so I should punch her. But, when I was growing up, using the term loosely, I was always told (by women) that it was wrong to punch girls. Should I punch Sally Lieber or not?

#7 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on January 23, 2008 12:07 PM

Fred Thompson ran for the GOP nomination.

It didn't work because no party (Unless Fred himself was a Political Party) could contain that much awesome.

#8 - Posted by: Free Stinker on January 23, 2008 12:23 PM

Punch the beatch, Jim! And then spank her.

#9 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 23, 2008 12:31 PM

Spank her with a nail-studded bat, SVJ; she's over 18, yeah? Go nuts, buddy!

I know of some RP supporters who are are "going to pay a lot for that muffler"... because it'll be attached to the rest of the car, or at least until "afterwards".

And it's not about Fred; it's just because.

#10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 23, 2008 02:22 PM

I was afraid that having dropped out of the race that Mr. Fred Thompson might have dropped off IMAO’s daily posting…I should have known better and shall punch myself in the face for being such a rube! Then I will go out and punch two hippies and a girly-man liberal as part of my penance…I know…tough duty but I need to pay for my negativity!

#11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 23, 2008 03:37 PM

Works for me, baby.

#12 - Posted by: Jen on January 23, 2008 08:11 PM

Jim, just find a girl to punch her. Problem solved.

#13 - Posted by: Oromin on January 24, 2008 02:52 AM
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