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January 28, 2008
America Should Decide Who Lives and Who Dies
There are a lot of evil people in the world there who walk out in the open with no fear. They are called "rulers of other countries." It's time this practiced ends. It's time they end. With all the sniper rifle and bomb technology we have, there is no reason that evil people should rule any country any where in the world... or ever show their face publicly ever again. It is time America starts systematically killing everyone we know to be bad. Now, some ask what give us the right to decide who lives and who dies. I answer that the fact that America is superior at everything means we deserve the exclusive right to decide who lives and who dies. Many foreigners are only alive today because America's existence scares away evil, so we deserve to be able to kill many many people in payment for how many we've helped live. If anyone disagrees with this, that's okay; just don't do it vocally if you're a foreign because we can and probably will kill you. That's what you get for getting in the way of solving the problem that evil people are still breathing. Frank J. 'XX for Some Office 17 Responses To "America Should Decide Who Lives and Who Dies"
And great catastrophe's help the human race evolve. Maybe we need one to help filter the gene pool, Frank. #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 28, 2008 12:20 PMGetting ready for 2012? #2 - Posted by: nyexpat on January 28, 2008 12:32 PMAnd great catastrophe's help the human race evolve. Maybe we need one to help filter the gene pool, Frank. Where's that bird flu outbreak we were promised? C'mon killer asteroid? Yellowstone caldera eruption oh how we need you? #3 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on January 28, 2008 01:04 PMI would like to offer my services as trigger-man. #4 - Posted by: Clay S. on January 28, 2008 01:18 PM#3 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on January 28, 2008 01:04 PM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2544803459784125102&q=bird+flu&total=1861&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2 #5 - Posted by: Ritter on January 28, 2008 01:19 PMFrank, you focused mainly on foreigners in your post. But what about evil Americans on foreign soil? Okay, this is just a hypothetical - but let's say some evil American shrew went back to Syria to badmouth her country some more, and let's say she ended up in the crosshairs of some of that badass technology. Wouldn't it be our duty, nae, our obligation, to eradicate that bit of evil from the world? And when it comes down to it, wouldn't you agree that California, Massachussetts, Washington DC, etc. are in fact, foreign countries? #6 - Posted by: juggernaut on January 28, 2008 01:24 PM#6 - Posted by: juggernaut on January 28, 2008 01:24 PM OOO-RAH! (Attention to all conservatives living in CA, MA, or DC: GET THE HECK OUT!) #7 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 28, 2008 01:35 PMThis is the best idea you have ever had in your life. #8 - Posted by: The Animal on January 28, 2008 01:45 PMYou have my vote! #9 - Posted by: Deon on January 28, 2008 02:02 PMWholeheartedly agree. "We commence bombing in 5 minutes." But the political pendulum will inevitably swing back to the left someday - shouldn't we be worried that liberals of the future might decide that we are the evil Oh yeah, they don't have any guns. Nevermind. #10 - Posted by: innominatus on January 28, 2008 02:25 PMworks for me, FrankJ #11 - Posted by: on January 28, 2008 02:36 PMI believe it was Jesus who said "we begin bombing in five minutes" #12 - Posted by: AR on January 28, 2008 02:59 PMJust wait till December 24th and get the "naughty" list from Santa! If he tries to stop you, well, he is a foreigner.... #13 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 28, 2008 03:17 PMI have two new female Ragdoll Kittens named Tasha and Sophie...I asked them about this article and they agreed that the killing should commence without further discussion! I've trained my girls well... #14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 28, 2008 05:20 PMI am not sure what i have stumbled on and i am not sure if you are serious with what you are saying but clearly you are upset and it sounds as if it is a personal issue. I am a Canadian opposed to the Iraqi war but i do support the Afghanistan war, they wanted NATO to be there and they wanted a better country. However, what you are proposing will not help the world or United States of America, it will only enrage people and the Anti-American movement would surly grow stronger. Fighting violence with violence will only bring you one thing, you cannot impose your morals onto other Countries. You make zero points that what you purpose will help America and you give no guideline on how to tell if someone is "evil" or not. Is someone who does not believe in Jesus Christ evil? #15 - Posted by: The only rational person on January 29, 2008 09:50 PMWow. I guess sarcasm and parody do not exist in Canada. But your foreign anyway, can you see the red laser dot on your forehead? #16 - Posted by: Blackened on January 30, 2008 02:25 PMHow did we suddenly get an influx of humour-impaired trolls here? Once the Paulistinians started coming en masse, it only opened up the floodgates for the McCainiacs, Truthers, DUmmies, and other reality-impaired, anal-retentive societal rejects. Looks like the gene pool needs some bleach! #17 - Posted by: on February 1, 2008 12:12 AMPost a comment
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