 |
|
|
|
About IMAO Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!  Buy funniest book ever!  IMAO Podcasts IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter
 Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!
About IMAO
If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK. About Frank J. Bloggers: Frank J. Harvey RightWingDuck Cadet Happy spacemonkey Laurence Simon SarahK Popular Categories
Fred Thompson FactsJohn Edwards Fabulous Facts lolterizt IMAO Condensed Know Thy Enemy Editorials Frank the Artist In My World Other Content
Ode to ViolenceBrief Histories IMAO Audio Bits  Read the Essay Own the Shirt Peace Gallery Search IMAO
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds "Unfunny treasonous ronin!" -Lou Tulio* "You, sir, are a natural born killer." -E. Harrington "You'll never get my job! Never!!!" -Jonah Goldberg "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO." -No One of Consequence "A blogger with a sense of humor." -Some Woman on MSNBC Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQThe Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler Blackfive Captain's Quarters Classical Values Conservative Grapevine The Corner The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!) Dave in Texas Eject! Eject! Eject! Electric Venom Hot Air Puppy Blender La Shawn Barber's Corner Michelle Malkin Pereiraville Protein Wisdom Rachel Lucas Right Wing News Scrappleface Serenity's Journal Townhall Blog IMAO Blogroll Bad Example Cadet Happy The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles mountaineer musings Right Wing Duck  This Blog Is Full of Crap Fred Thompson Links Fred File Blogs for Fred Fred Thompson Facts Awards
|
January 28, 2008
State of the Climate: A Review
Philandering Democrat and failed 1988 presidential candidate Gary Hart is reduced to pimping the "State of the Climate" assessment delivered to the White House on the eve of President Bush's "state of the nation" address. This assessment was prepared by the Presidential Climate Action Project, a "non-partisan" group awash in socialist lapdogs. Since few people have the stomach to read this commie pap sandwich, I've taken the liberty of digesting it for you, and will vomit the remains into your hungry minds like a doting mother bird: The "State of the Climate" declaration urges ten steps that must be taken before the 44th president delivers the next state of the union address: Or we will all die. 1) Recognize that climate change transcends politics and partisanship. Code for "Republicans need to shut the hell up so that we can inflict our superior wisdom on the benighted masses." 2) To reverse our catastrophic slide, accept that sacrifices will be required. And accept that when there are sacrifices, there are those who make them and those who collect them. Guess which group PCAP plans to fall into? 3) Acknowledge that climate action requires a new national energy policy. Here's a policy - kill anyone who causes a temperature change of more than ten degrees. Mission accomplished. 4) Recognize that our national security is at stake with climate deterioration. I assume because increasing temperatures - like everything else - angers the Arab Street. 5) Begin transition to a post-carbon economy. Opening new economic opportunities for all segments of society. Except those who work in the multi-trillion dollar carbon-based energy part of the economy. 6) Impliment[sic] concrete climate action at home to set the stage for engaging other nations. So... when the mob put Hoffa in a barrel of cement & dumped him in the harbor, they were just being environmentally prescient? 7) Break the hold of entrenched special interests over our climate policy. FINALLY something sensible! I sincerely wish PCAP the best of luck in getting Al Gore and the MSM to stifle their yammering cakeholes. If it keeps NBC from having another Eco-Nazi Green Week, I'll personally cut those boys a check for 20 large. 8) Make a major investment in federal earth sciences research. Part of good investing is knowing when to cut your losses, so de-funding Gaia-worshipping scam artists would definitely qualify. 9) Evaluate products and energy supplies for climate impact over their lives. I already do that, which is why I bought a low-efficiency SUV and leave it idling in my driveway 24/7. Pave the Planet, people! 10) Recognize that climate change is the leadership issue of our times. At least for the people who haven't been killed by terrorists. Hey, I'm not saying Hart is an idiot for getting involved in this nonsense, I'm just saying his priorities are skewed. And THAT makes him an idiot. 14 Responses To "State of the Climate: A Review"
Actually, this part is absolutely true That's like firing you by saying, "We're going to help you look for a more rewarding career. Now get outta here and start looking." #1 - Posted by: Veeshir on January 28, 2008 01:20 PMHarvey's back - in spades ! Woo hoo ! With all the global warming across the continent this winter, (-50 in B.C. right now), maybe the Repub candidate (not McCain!) will latch on to the obvious: it's the final setup for pure socialism, planet-wide. Personally, I'm voting for a new ice age, a Yellowstone erruption, a mega-Tsunami on the brain-dead Eastern seaboard, and, an economic depression all wrapped-up into one nice, population-reducing "era." Cheers. #2 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 28, 2008 01:26 PMthe Arab Street.Dang I feel stupid now... All these years and I never realized that arabs were useful as paving material. >All these years and I never realized that arabs were useful as paving material. Use terrorists in place of oil and derivates. That's the best idea since feeding the homeless to the hungry! #4 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on January 28, 2008 02:31 PMJohn McCain' 08 John McCain is the only conservative candidate brave enough to join the fight against global warming. Protecting the planet from certain annihilation due to climate change is a conservative principle. Raise your conservative voice John McCain '08 http://www.johnmccain.com #5 - Posted by: utrejch4 on January 28, 2008 02:36 PMJohn McBull$hit. #6 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 28, 2008 02:39 PM"Since few people have the stomach to read this commie pap sandwich, I've taken the liberty of digesting it for you, and will vomit the remains into your hungry minds like a doting mother bird" Ah Harvey, you have such a way with words, what can I say !!!! #7 - Posted by: maytag on January 28, 2008 02:43 PM#5 - Posted by: utrejch4 on January 28, 2008 02:36 PM John McCain: The only "conservative" stupid enough to believe the global warming hysteria. #8 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on January 28, 2008 02:46 PMMcCain '08: When you're almost, but not quite, big enough of a loon to support Ron Paul. #9 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 28, 2008 03:15 PMWell, since I'm a disaster-advocate, John McCain is a close second to Cain 'n Able. Hell, let's vote for Ron (4000 baby deliveries??) and add him to my mix in #2. Personally, I hope Mitt hands John his medals in Florida. And that's not because I'm a Mitt lover. #10 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 28, 2008 03:29 PMthere were ron paul fans & john mcCain before anyone ever heard of RON PAUL
Harvey, you have done a great service to the world. so much better than your alter ego "frankJ"...you should write as "Harvey" all the time and let the "frankJ" persona stick to guns and stuff. #12 - Posted by: aA on January 29, 2008 09:38 AMWow, preemptive Paul pissing. Sorry, despite lack of print space for the Dr. in True story, Hart was my professor just after 9-11. the weird thing is back then he seemed to get how important it was. He was more liberal than me, but he seemed to get how important it was. This is disappointing. #14 - Posted by: A.W. on January 30, 2008 08:03 PMPost a comment
|
Buy IMAO T-Shirts 
 
 
IMAO T-Shirts
The IMAO T-Shirt Babe (winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!! Yay! Books!
Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24American Idol Aqua-Adventures Barackalypse Now Best of IMAO 2002 Best of IMAO 2006 Bite-Sized Wisdom Editorials Election 2008 Filthy Lies Frank Answers Frank Discussions Frank on Guns Frank Reads the Bible Frank the Artist Fred Thompson Facts Friday Cat-Blogging Fun Trivia Hellbender Hellbender Take Two Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths Humor I Hate Frank If I Were President ignis fatuous IMAO Condensed IMAO Exclusives IMAO for the Non-Deaf IMAO Reviews IMAO Think Tank In My World In My World - Fan Fiction John Edwards Fabulous Facts Know Thy Enemy lolterizt Michael Moore Mitt Romney Ads News Round-Up Newsish Fakery No, McCain't Our Military Permalink Contest Precision Guided Humor Assignments Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul Ronin Profiles Ronin Thought of the Day SarahK's TV stuff Scary Evil Monkey Simpsons Trivia Songs & Poems State of the Frank Report Superego Totally True Tidbits WEsistance Is Facile Why Me Laugh? Yvonne's Ashes By Month
December 2008September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 March 1933
|
Stumble It!
