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January 29, 2008
Better State of the Union Address
Wouldn't the State of the Union Address have been better if President Bush just had said this: "The State of the Union... could be better, could be worse." Of course, I was expecting President Bush to say he is going to refuse to leave office and finally open those prison camps the Kos Kids found out about. That sort of the announcement might actually get him back in the news cycle despite the contentious primary. If Hillary win the presidency and set the precedent that being married to the president makes you presidential material, do you think Laura Bush might make a run for it? She's a much better wife, so I think she's more qualified. 7 Responses To "Better State of the Union Address"
Now, that would be a funny shirt: Laura Bush 2012: Kill the Terrorists (still won't be done) Protect the Borders (still won't be done) Eat your Broccoli (and you darn well better listen!) #1 - Posted by: Thompsonite on January 29, 2008 11:14 AMFFF-(fuckin' funny frank!) #2 - Posted by: snakesavage on January 29, 2008 01:28 PMShe's a much better wife, so I think she's more qualified. Well, that and she has a soul... #3 - Posted by: Alano, El Nuevo Duque de Albuquerque! on January 29, 2008 01:50 PMFor that matter, Alan, Obama's wife has more common sense than he has. #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 29, 2008 02:20 PM#4 Well, sure, but she's still smarter than he is. The guy's so far over his head that all he's got is a good voice coach and a nice strut on stage. Male Air Head. Substance not required these days. #6 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 29, 2008 04:15 PMLaura Bush is a genuinely nice person. I wouldn't want her as president because I would be very very angry when reportards would inevitably insult her. Plus, reporter "beating until squishy" death rates would skyrocket. For the flat-headed, knucklewalking, semi-sapient children of reporters, she must be asked nicely to avoid politics so that they can avoid being orphaned. The orphanage system would otherwise be quickly overloaded. They can't afford to buy that many short buses, drool cups, Marxist texts, and yellow helmets. #7 - Posted by: Repub Arnaz on January 29, 2008 07:54 PMPost a comment
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