I got depressed when I realized their would be no more daily fred thompson facts, so I'm happy to see a similar design return. Still, it just won't be the same anymore.

What would Rom's prison tats look like? Would it say "MORM LIFE" in Old English letters across his shoulders? Maybe "SLC POSSE"?

Or how about tat-pic of the angel Moroni pimpin' a 40 oz of St. Ides malt liquor?

Romney lies. Bush is Gay. Neocons eat poo. Ron Paul rules. Go Paul Go! Paul win Maine. Go Paul Go!

#3 - Posted by: PaulKnows on January 29, 2008 01:50 PM

Yes, let us support the bigot Ron Paul.

#3 - Posted by: PaulKnows on January 29, 2008 01:50 PM

You forgot to threaten to eat our eyeballs, turn them into poo, then throw the poo at us.

Yes, let us support the bigot Ron Paul.

No truth there liar! Ron Paul will get the facts out about moron McCain and flip-flopping liar Romney. Ron Paul is the only true conservative in the race. Ron Paul just got endorsed by Arlo Guthrie! Paul wins Maine!

Romney's ability to deal with Democrat-controlled legislatures means we'll nominate a man who can "talk to the animals." We saw all the animals he'll have to deal with last night during W's speech. The poor guy!

...and one of those animals is John McCain - a Democrat in Republican clothing.

Those aren't tats under Mitt's clothes. Those are called "garments."

If he does have tats, it's probably of The Osmonds...

So exactly how did Romney get those prison tits? Are these a function of nature, selective breeding or forced sexual…what…tats not tits…awww…nevermind!!!

And we need Barack Obama facts, since he will probably be the nominee.

Here's one to start:

Barack Hussein Obama was originally named Barack Hitler Obama. He changed his name because of the obvious negative association. However, he didn't make this change until 2004.

“Osama Bin Ladin Obama has been arrested numerous times for selling drugs to underage white girls after he raped them but each time his high priced NAACP lawyer got him off the hook by playing the race card…”

OK, since Robble Paul's chatter monkeys want to hijack another post, let's accommodate them. Might as well; the White house won't ever be accommodating Ron Paulsy, so this is as close as they'll ever get...

Back to the topic at hand, what would Ron Paul's prison tats look like (aside from the Aryan Brotherhood BS)?

I'm thinking "Property of Jamal X" or perhaps "Snitch Bitch". Maybe they'd just tattoo a pair of breasts on his little back & a womans face on the back of his balding head for added stimulus effect...

Or images from some of his baby deliveries. Ewww.

Nice lack of a source on that quote, ussjc.

Romney's hair has it's own area code.

Or images from some of his baby deliveries.

Duuuude... *hurrrk*

You owe me a pastrami sammich, Jimmy. It took me 5 minutes to make it just right, 12 minutes to eat, but it only took you 20 seconds to make it come back up.

Well, I figured that you're so adept at political psychology, Alan, that you might some other kind of imagery to think about.

Besides, why would any guy who's delivered 4000 babies want to change careers - to President? That's just bizare squared - like der Mensch.

Ron Paul asked for the same tattoos as this guy.

#1 - Posted by: Luminos on January 29, 2008 01:36 PM

We'll get those back when Romney the Ruthless (My contribution)tags Fred as his running mate.

Paul wins Maine!

Always knew there was a good reason why we called them Maineiacs. Didn't know quite what it was -- until now.

Oh...sorry..."Hillary Cllinton's Campain in the next two weeks"...

"No truth there liar! Ron Paul will get the facts out about moron McCain and flip-flopping liar Romney. Ron Paul is the only true conservative in the race. Ron Paul just got endorsed by Arlo Guthrie! Paul wins Maine!"
#6 - Posted by: PaulKnows on January 29, 2008 02:03 PM

While I respect your opinion, Ron Paul is in fact a well known bigot.

We'll get those back when Romney the Ruthless (My contribution)tags Fred as his running mate.

Romney and Fred Thompson? Together at last. You are kidding right? If not, then how hysterical would that duo be. We would get to watch Fred lose all over again.

That would be awesome because then we could make so much fun of it for months on end! Mitt could be the freak Willard and Fred could be his stupid little mouse.

Fred most people would turn you away....
I don't listen to a word they say...
Fred your always running here and there....

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

RON PAUL!!

#25 - Posted by: Storm on January 29, 2008 05:25 PM

Good idea! The only way to beat Obama or Hillary is to nominate a racist nutjob! Great idea Gruppenfuhrer Storm!

^That last one is mine.^

Maybe it's just me, but the "RON PAUL!" closing used by his supporters bears a striking resemblance to "SIEG HEIL!" or "HEIL HITL(ARY)!"....

#28 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 29, 2008 06:14 PM

(Raises right arm)

Heil zum großen Führer Paul!

Dang it. That sign-in's not working on my PC.

Hey Storm-

Is your last name "Front"? LOL!

Ron Paulsy in "88"!!!!

"You'll never see Romney shirtless..."

After tonight, you might see him with the "r" removed in the word "shirtless."

i'm sorry, I was ogling the T-shirt model.

I'm worried now. At the first debate McCain and Hillary are going to announce that they have decided to merge both parties into one - the Demopublican party!

Then realizing the seriousness of this, Mitt calls Fred in to destroy the Demopublican party and all Demnopublicans, Rhinos, whiners and hippies- thus upsetting, and down right scar/ring the crap out of tons of terrorists, border crossers, and hippies.

Frank,

Speaking of rumors, did you leave this over at:
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/punditinstants/editors_rejigge.php

Instapundit kind? I suppose so, except toward those puppies in his blender.
Posted by: Bleepless at January 28, 2008 3:33 PM

I stumbled upon it from a link on Glenn's site.
Filthy lies. Just filthy. Now it's gotten out of hand.

Mitt's pet Balrog once chewed up his homework. He beat the Balrog to a pulp with a shovel, put it in a sack, and threw it in the lake.