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January 30, 2008
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Posted by Harvey at 02:29 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (14)

john edwards fabulous.jpgThat sound... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... just John Edwards chipping his his nail polish two hours after a manicure.

14 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"

Guess you'll have to save up the rest of your fabulous facts until Hillary names him as her running mate, now that he's dropped out! Just wondering which of them would look better in stilletos.

#1 - Posted by: nyexpat on January 30, 2008 02:36 PM

"That sound... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... just John Edwards chipping his his nail polish two hours after..."

...after he announced his withdrawl.

#2 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 30, 2008 02:40 PM

You haven't seen the last of that big sissy!

#3 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on January 30, 2008 02:41 PM

nyexpat,

Not to sound gay, but I'd rather see Edwards in stilletos.

And he would definitely look better than Hilary. No matter what he wears.

#4 - Posted by: Michael R. on January 30, 2008 03:22 PM


Woe. Be this the end of fab facts?

#5 - Posted by: on January 30, 2008 03:39 PM

Silky Pony hasn't quit - he just suspended his campaign so he can keep sucking down taxpayer money (matching funds) while he "strategizes" with the pool boys at his mansion.

#6 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 30, 2008 04:06 PM

He grabbed enough votes, as he knew his lame and well-used ass would never hit the cushion on the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office, to bargain his delegates into a nice, fat,. cushy, voter -subsidized position from whomever he endorses.

I'm sad he didn't win though, as he would have all but guaranteed an Elephant in the White House come January Next.

#7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on January 30, 2008 04:15 PM

I sense a great disturbance in the Farce...

#8 - Posted by: RedWhiteAndTrue on January 30, 2008 04:19 PM

Hillary!
Hear my plea!
I am ask'in you on bended knee,
I just want to be the next VP.
I'll bring power to y'all...

#9 - Posted by: Johnnie Boy on January 30, 2008 04:23 PM

Who's John Edwards?

#10 - Posted by: Son of Bob on January 30, 2008 10:43 PM

That was his hair follicles crying out - here come the $400 haircuts again!

#11 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 31, 2008 04:11 AM

Son of Bob-

Hate to play the grammer Nazi, but the correct question is:

WHAT is John Edwards?

#12 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on January 31, 2008 08:57 AM

Das ist GRAMMAR, nicht GRAMMER, dummkopf!

#13 - Posted by: bunkerboy on February 1, 2008 12:02 AM

Brian - don't feel bad...

Harvey's Correction Corollary to Murphy's Law:

"In any post complaining about spelling or grammar errors, there will be at least one spelling or grammar error."

#14 - Posted by: Harvey on February 2, 2008 08:32 PM
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