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February 01, 2008
Start Your Morning Off with Two Scoops of Crazy
Voter fraud in Iowa and a plot by Mitt Romney to assassinate Ron Paul (which isn't all that unusual since Bush the elder killed JFK and Bush Jr. killed his son) -- it's all laid out by this Ron Paul supporter on a Ron Paul site (hat tip to reader Pantera): CORRECTED VERSION: Sent via email & fax on Jan. 7th, 2008 68 Responses To "Start Your Morning Off with Two Scoops of Crazy"
Ron Paul is so incompetent that he can't even control the tripe coming out of his official newsletter for two decades, so he doesn't have the capacity to foil anything, except tin foil. #1 - Posted by: NeoconNews.com on February 1, 2008 09:11 AMThis gut is a first rate Ass Clown. I quote.........."This is an outrage and “We the People” need to organize against this dangerous plot and TAKE ACTION by filing “class action” criminal charges" A privite citizen cannot file criminal charges. Only a Prosecuting Attorney can bring criminal charges.............but I'm just part of the Masonic conspiracy against Ron Paul (A.K.A. The Ham-Burgler) so what do I know. #2 - Posted by: Clay S. on February 1, 2008 10:15 AMThis is starting to sound like LaRouche. The man has an assassination claim every other page. #3 - Posted by: LokiVonBismarck on February 1, 2008 10:16 AMThis is starting to sound like LaRouche. The man has an assassination claim every other page. #4 - Posted by: LokiVonBismarck on February 1, 2008 10:16 AMThat's some hardcore crazy right there. It really makes me sad that we have people in our country who actually believe this stuff. #5 - Posted by: Billy on February 1, 2008 10:18 AMDo you hear a black helicopter? #6 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 10:28 AMClassic paranoid schizophrenia. #7 - Posted by: MJ on February 1, 2008 10:39 AM"Now I know "hunches" don't count in this business..." Who knew that hunches didn't count in the business of wacked-out uber-paranoid conspiracy theroists? You learn something new every day. #8 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on February 1, 2008 10:39 AMDear Frank, We appreciate you bringing this guy to our attention. Obviously someone with this level of crazy cannot be allowed to procreate. We will take care of it. Sincerely, K&C #9 - Posted by: Kaufman & Carlton on February 1, 2008 10:40 AMWow, this guy's evidence for vote fraud and assasination is impecable. Of Course, imagine if you were Ron Paul and some crazy person walked up to you offering his protection services against a neo-con assasination attempt? #10 - Posted by: Pantera on February 1, 2008 10:42 AMCmon Marko, everybody knows that you cant hear the black helicopters! They all have the super secret noise mufflers designed from technology gained from the alien space craft at area 51.... #11 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 10:43 AMThe people who believe the Iraq War is going well and was a good idea are the craziest people of all. #12 - Posted by: Nate on February 1, 2008 10:51 AMBINGO, MJ, Did you say two scoops of crazy? More like seventeen or eighteen! #14 - Posted by: shepshep on February 1, 2008 11:08 AMThings I've learned from Clarence Malcolm: Question is, why did the FBI "let"(you know what I mean) tlg retire early and unleash him on little old ladies and other vulnerable people who became victime of his fake investment companies and other money making (for him) con jobs. Adam- "Dr. Paul's arch enemy FOX/Hannity & Colms" Do real people have arch enemies? Is there a registry or something? "I complained repeatedly to my wife about the evident vote fraud." I think I was sitting in the booth next to theirs at TGI Fridays last week, she washed down her meds with tequilla. #18 - Posted by: badmartin on February 1, 2008 11:22 AMThis guy sounds better than a few Ronulans I've run into on the Internet. When you consider that David Duke (and David Black, of StormFront) both like Paul a lot, you have legitimate reason to think he might Draw a Bad Crowd on election day. Then there are the vapor-brained kids who are pining for any candidate least like their parents, yet too dumb to see Paul is the one statistically most likely to die in office, if elected. He'd punch out from natural causes, and his acolytes would launch into the berserkosphere, screaming for never-ending probes into who REALLY killed Ron Paul. These nutjobs believe every other conspiracy, and invent many of them to boot, so why not that one? If they can't elect him, they can always try turning him into a living martyr for...uh....SOME damn fool cause. #19 - Posted by: quiller on February 1, 2008 11:28 AMI made it to the 5th paragraph and gave up. Way to crazy for teh me. #20 - Posted by: AR on February 1, 2008 11:45 AMWow, that one had everything in it. Big Corporations, FBI, CIA front companies, the Jews and rigged elections. Ron Paul was sure lucky this guy was on the case in his mystery machine. He just seemed to be everywhere at the right time. BTW I think that Ron Paul is starting to look like Dr. Orpheus from the Venture Bros. I mean picking Hannity and Colms as your arch enemies is really just a cry for help. #21 - Posted by: Derek, Lord of the Commentators on February 1, 2008 11:56 AMHey Frank that was the funniest piece of your fiction i have ever read. You really need to buckel down and write more books. that was so Fing funny almost as if.. that...person... real... oh dear god this twit really thinks they did this?? (sigh) sad #22 - Posted by: tom on February 1, 2008 12:00 PM#11 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 10:43 AM Say whatever you want to! The feds placed special black helicopter detection devices in my ear! NEOCONS! #23 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 12:15 PMAs a concerned citizen of these United States, let me just say: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Frank, you need to find his e-mail addy. He could be better than the Limey #24 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on February 1, 2008 12:15 PMyeah, don't forget to tell him bugger off, you wanker #25 - Posted by: forgotten on February 1, 2008 12:57 PMWow, I'm speechless. This just proves what most of us already knew: you have to be completely frigging insane to support Ron Paul. #26 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on February 1, 2008 01:03 PMLet me get this straight; A (presumably joooowish) thug calls up and threatens to kill you if you don't back off. Then asks for directions to where you live? *sigh* It's so hard to find good help these days... #27 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on February 1, 2008 01:17 PMOh my... Just when I think that no right-wing nut jobs could ever top the KOS Kiddies rants and paranoid conspiracy COINCIDENCES, you have to show me this. *sigh* This dude's so off kilter that a whole case of V8's won't set him straight. And he is so totally wrong; the car I was driving was clearly maroon, not an "orange (or red) car [make & model not noticed]". It was 1999 Ford Escort. I had to get rid of it because there wasn't enough trunk space for more than 2 bodies, 3 if you dissemble them... #29 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 1, 2008 01:53 PM#27 Lol....assassin in training, maybe? Follow the link back to the Ronulan mother-nest, there's much more tinfoil biting crazy going on. #30 - Posted by: Steve on February 1, 2008 01:55 PMIf this is true, I'm definitely voting for Romney. #31 - Posted by: d on February 1, 2008 01:59 PMMy favorite part was where the assasination attempt was foiled by a guy driving around the block in a van with a big, lighted Ron Paul sign on it and another guy walking up an down the street with a microphone! No wait - my favorite part is where he drove around the block FOURTEEN times in the van with the big, lighted Ron Paul sign!! Nothing entertains like good crazy! #32 - Posted by: snarky on February 1, 2008 02:00 PM"Could it be that because...for one reason or other...the alleged plot to assassinate Dr. Paul on Dec. 2nd in front of the Ft. Des Moines Marriott [presumed, of course, with no hard evidence...only strange coincidences/circumstances] was dwarted;..."You gotta watch out for them dwarts. They may be short and all, but they're mean and clever. #33 - Posted by: Ernie G on February 1, 2008 02:07 PM Frank, it took way too long to scroll down through that article with my mouse wheel. Damn! #34 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 1, 2008 02:29 PMWow. I just read the comments at that site. I feel dirty now. There are some seriously messed up people in this country. #35 - Posted by: Billy on February 1, 2008 02:34 PMAnybody else notice that the usual trolls haven't shown up to extoll Ron Pole's greatness? #36 - Posted by: on February 1, 2008 02:43 PMmishcomp, tango whiskey. opstar tba #37 - Posted by: KarlK on February 1, 2008 02:48 PMI know a guy who owns a personal helicopter and, yes, it's BLACK. How cool would it be to follow these clowns around for a few days and really get them stoked up. #38 - Posted by: BLC on February 1, 2008 02:53 PMDid this guy forget to take his drugs or did he take too much? #39 - Posted by: Rich on February 1, 2008 03:06 PMI will - Ron Paul is an honest, gun-lovin', big government-hatin' Texan who should be president. And the guy above is totally nuts. Ron Paul! #40 - Posted by: CTD on February 1, 2008 03:12 PMDesperate times call for desperate measures...we must double the strength of our tin foil hats. Remember to double up the foil before manufacturing your hats. The freemasons must have figured out a way to penetrate our single layer foil mind reading detorrent device. #41 - Posted by: Taymacjack on February 1, 2008 03:32 PMAm I the only guy who thinks that a van full of thugs is not really a kill team? I mean Hollywood might make it out to be that way or maybe in some of the less stablized nations such violence could be possible, but modern America? C'mon they are so many more easier and more deniable methods. 1. Binary toxins for instance, slip the target the primer then a couple days hit him with the other half and boom fatal heart-attack. Who would do a toxicology on a cardiac arrest? CTD(n.) abbreviation; acronym for Compulsive Troll Disorder #43 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 1, 2008 03:38 PMI confess.. I am a Cybernetic Organism from the future that was sent back in time to terminate Ron Paul's mother before he was born, so that he wouldn't grow up to lead the surviving members of Mankind in their fight against the machines. But while I was searching for her, I discovered magic brownies and poontang and got distracted. Sorry Dudes...My Bad. #44 - Posted by: T-100 on February 1, 2008 03:55 PMI use heavy duty foil for my hat and fill the inside with crushed soda cans and i found the goverenment cant read my thoughts then. #45 - Posted by: tom on February 1, 2008 03:59 PMTom, I'm sorry, but any assassination squad worth their salt could make a public hit and get away with it. As a matter of fact they would prefer a bigger crowd so it would be easier to blend in and evade during the ensuing confusion. Or, if you prefer to have an expendable assassin, why not hire a terminal nut job (see Jack Ruby) to take a suicide vest right into the midst of the crowd? Major news network filming away, high profile political figure, heart of America, major international hotel corporation... if an assassination were going to happen what better time to do it. Ummm, forget I just said all of that. I don't know too much. Really. Just forget I said all that. #47 - Posted by: Texaspartan on February 1, 2008 04:17 PM#44 "I discovered magic brownies and poontang and got distracted. Sorry Dudes...My Bad." Too Freaking funny... Marko... I can remove those devices for you for a small fee. But it'll have to wait for a couple of weeks. You see there's this thing I have to TAKE CARE of on Super Tuesday. I cant go into any details because I signed some confidentiality documents at Leibowitz & Jooski Esq. to do some "work" for them. #48 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 04:28 PM43: No, I really do believe the guy quoted in the post is nuts - I'm not just saying it to wind you up. P.S. I'm sorry your fear of penis shrinkage makes you unable to vote for a real conservative. #49 - Posted by: on February 1, 2008 04:33 PMSorry, 49 was me. Ron Paul! A conservative, unlike McCain, and a non-douchebag, unlike Romney! #50 - Posted by: CTD on February 1, 2008 04:35 PMwhat works best: beanie shaped tinfoil hats or the pointy ones? Or should I wear both? Do I need to cover my ears? I didn't realize there was so much to think of before I join the Ronulans. Good thing I have those voices to advise me. Oh damn, how'd he figure out my last name? #52 - Posted by: Apple P Kauffman on February 1, 2008 04:43 PMlastconservativestanding: No, the FDA won't approve Ron Paul signs; you have to go around the corner and buy 'em on the street. By the ounce. Or you can roll your own. But you can't print your own unless you back them with gold. The tinfoil thing actually doesn't work - you have to stand in a tinfoil Faraday cage. Ron Paul! #53 - Posted by: CTD on February 1, 2008 04:57 PMAfter a long absence, I return to this site only to find that it has been in the interim transmorphed into a megaphone for Ron Paul. The serious nature of the charges in the posting are alarming, indeed, even to shake the basis of one's viewpoint. In the interest of full disclosure, however, the author ought to have indicated what he was smoking while writing it. #54 - Posted by: Socrates on February 1, 2008 05:03 PMwhat works best: beanie shaped tinfoil hats Definitely NOT those... they look too mush like a yarmulke, and we all know that's the last thing they want. #55 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 1, 2008 05:06 PMA lot of people are joking about this guy, but do not dismiss the Vote Fraud. Back in the eighties and early nineties my mom was friends with the Collier brothers who vote "Vote Scam". People were trying to kill them just because of the newspaper they wrote that exposed corruption and voter fraud. We know that Romney paid off the GOP in St. Petersburg to win the strawpoll there. He had about 20 people run up almost 900 votes. When it was exposed by Ron Paul supporters threats were made. You can Utube about three people who filmed Romney people cheating on camera. There is no doubt that Vote Fraud took place in Louisiana with the help of the GOP. In Nevada, before the Caucus a large number of extra ballots were sent to Clark County. If a proper investigation is conducted you will find that Romney people stuffed the ballots there, stealing the win from Dr. Paul. In other parts of Nevada the exit polls were 16% off from the final count. It can only be explained by Vote Fraud. We all know about the slit boxes in New Hampshire that occurred when the recount ballots were being transported. It does not surprise me that Fraud occurred in Iowa as well. My brother has a couple of genius friends that have devised a tamper proof verifiable method of voting and we will not have a free country until this type of device is implemented. #56 - Posted by: Kerry Kolsch on February 1, 2008 05:10 PMWelcome back, Socrates. #57 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 1, 2008 05:18 PMExit polls were wrong?? People LIED!!??!! #58 - Posted by: Apple P Kauffman on February 1, 2008 05:32 PM-#47 I believe the term you were referencing was "plausible deniability". #60 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 09:26 PMI hear that before the Iraqi nuclear plants were destroyed by the Israeli's, Mossad killed over twelve of the top scientists involved. Makes you wonder how many Iranians the CIA has killed. Also, if there's one thing CSI has taught me, it's nearly impossible to get away with a murder these days on American soil. Much more likely they would do it on foreign soil. #61 - Posted by: Pantera on February 1, 2008 10:11 PMI was at a McCain rally tonight (yes, I support McCain -- deal with it) and some Ron Paul supporters showed up. This woman had her kid start shouting "Ron Paul Ron Paul!! They are the new Moonies! #63 - Posted by: Room 237 on February 1, 2008 11:26 PMMaybe we'll get lucky and they'll turn out to be the next Jim Jones crowd, instead... ;-) #64 - Posted by: Intellectual Gorgon on February 2, 2008 08:37 AM#64 - I'm only going to get annoyed if you're a McCainiac evangelist like our two Joes. Other than that, support who you want. And the Ronulans are still loons. #65 - Posted by: Basilisk on February 2, 2008 09:59 PMSchizophrenia isn't funny by itself. You have to make funny that uses it as a twist. Like, Ron Paul does well in internet polls cuz all the voices get to vote. . . That's not that funny either. ... #67 - Posted by: Effeminem on February 5, 2008 03:51 AMWell, if McCain gets the nomination i'll support him only if he uppercuts Paul the next time the nut spouts off some Truther bullshit. Then maybe a rough introduction of Paul's face to McCain's boot sole. And a concluding the incidcent by lifting Paul over his head and tossing Paul off the stage demanding that Paul come back after he's properly medicated. And after he fires Jose Hernandez and makes a public promise not to give amnesty. #68 - Posted by: warlord conservative on February 5, 2008 08:55 AMPost a comment
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