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February 01, 2008
Start Your Morning Off with Two Scoops of Crazy
Posted by Frank J. at 09:06 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (68)

Voter fraud in Iowa and a plot by Mitt Romney to assassinate Ron Paul (which isn't all that unusual since Bush the elder killed JFK and Bush Jr. killed his son) -- it's all laid out by this Ron Paul supporter on a Ron Paul site (hat tip to reader Pantera):

CORRECTED VERSION: Sent via email & fax on Jan. 7th, 2008

RE: IOWA GOP CAUCUS VOTE COUNT FRAUD & POSSIBLE ASSASSINATION PLOT FOILED THAT TARGETED RON PAUL IN DES MOINES.

Hello Dave & Joyce.

I'm sending this without having proof-read it for typos since it's getting late. It's also attached as a word document so that you can correct any typos should you want to publicize part or all of it. I may send over a better or longer version of it later after Ted has reviewed it (which he has not yet done). As I said below, I have more information than what I've presented here…but, this should do for now.

Here's what I know, believe and reasonably or, perhaps, unreasonably presume or hypothesize about the apparent Iowa caucus VOTE COUNT FRAUD and possible assassination plot that targeted Dr. Ron Paul.

Dec. 2nd, 2007

1. My wife and I arrived at the Ron Paul rally that was held at the Ft. Des Moines
Marriott Hotel located a 1000 Walnut St. We sat on the last role at the back since we arrived late at 7:40 p.m.

2. I went to the front and engaged Carol Paul, introduced myself and handed her a large manila envelope containing information for Dr. Paul from Ted Gunderson and marked: "Personal and Confidential – For Dr. Ron Paul's Eyes Only." This packet contained a personal letter from Ted Gunderson offering Dr. Paul his professional "security consultant" services…since Ted had the latest information about the high-level Neo Con plot to assassinate Dr. Paul; this "latest information" was included in the packet. The packet also contained DVDs that Ted wanted Dr. Paul to have. I remember Carol telling me: "well, you sure delivered it to the right person" before thanking me.

3. At the conclusion of Paul's speech, Linda and I were the first to leave because I wanted to drive round and round the block to promote Dr. Paul with my large lighted sign I had affixed atop my green van. Dave, you may recall me driving repeatedly around the block.

4. While we were circling around the block, I observed four brand new, SUVs with "suits" inside and all of them had a cell phone to their ear. The four vehicles were positioned east, west, north and south around the Marriott Hotel. The black SUV that was parked at the 10th Street double doors where most of the people were entering and exiting had Virginia License plate: "KO1" and not registration decal. A 2nd SUV also had Virginia tags, the 3rd one had Tennesse tags and we did not get the license of the 4th one.
I was suspicious of these vehicles as Linda and I discussed whether Dr. Paul had Secret Service protection. We still need to find out whether he did or not!

5. I observed an orange (or red) car [make & model not noticed] come to stop on the northside of the Ft. Des Moines Marriot that was illegally parked on Walnut St.—in the street/not curbside—about 40 or 50 feet from where Dr. Paul would have exited from the eastside double doors (presumed). This suspicious vehicle remained in this location for at least 20 minutes while the public was exiting Dr. Paul's event. I had driven around the block at least 5 or 6 times and kept noticing that it never moved. This may be inconsequential… except for the audacity of parking illegally for so long a time and so close to the exit door. A long-haired individual [did not notice if male or female] was sitting at the wheel as though waiting for someone.

6. While we circled the building about 14 times, I had observed you, Dave, walking up and down the east-side sidewalk and talking into a microphone (presumed). Another fact I determined to be highly suspicious was that Hannity & Colms just by COINCIDENCE happened to shooting a show inside the bar (i.e. Raccoon River Brewery) adjacent to the Ft. Des Moines Marriott—on the same night and at the same time as Dr. Paul's rally. I mean, what's the chances of this happening? What most alarmed me was the name "Kauffmann" for "Kauffman Broadcasting" that was the logo on the door of the huge broadcasting truck parked on the southside of the Raccoon River Brewery/on Mulberry St. Now, this may not mean anything to you…but, it means a helluva-a-lot to Ted and me because we have the proof that the name "Kauffman" is heavily involved in CIA covert operations—both domestic and foreign. In fact, the assassin crew that was stalking Ted and I in Las Vegas and that succeeded in poisoning both of us was affiliated with Carlton and Kauffman out of Guatemala, evidently a CIA "cutout" company. Visit the following link for more information about this true fact:

http://www.1-free-dvd.com/About_more_info_on_CIA_Assassin.html and
http://www.1-free-dvd.com/ABOUT_ANNA_AYALA_FELONY_INFO.html

A search of the name "Kauffman + CIA" shows how embedded the Kauffman family is with the CIA. As a side note concerning vested financial interests in the Marriott Hotel chain, Mitt Romney is one of the owners [not yet verified].

So, I was alerted by these COINCIDENCES but at the time I did not hypothesize that a plot may have been afoot to assassinate Dr. Paul on the night of Jan. 2nd, 2007. I did not realize this possibility until last night when I awoke from my sleep with this crazy [or not so crazy] idea in my head. Now, Dave, it is you who articulated so very well about "conspiracy theories" in your 9-11 In Plane Site film…so please bear with me while I attempt to put these puzzle pieces together to form a reasonable hypothesis.

The reason I say that you, Dave, could have foiled a planned assassination [presumed] is because any conspirators would have seen you roaming up and down 10th St. [or perhaps, my circling van troubled the presumed conspirators…or…something else]. Were the Spooks in the black SUVs protecting Dr. Paul or coordinating a plot to assassinate him [or protecting Hannity & Colmes or some other celebrites; unlikely, of course]? Also, guess who would have had the "exclusive" film footage of Dr. Paul's assassination [other than you], FOX News via the Hannity/Colms film crew. This would have skyrocketed FOX off the charts; the corporate stock probably would have skyrocketed to. Imagine, FOX being there on location to get the assassination film footage. Look how valuable the JFK film footage became. Think about this!!

More information regarding "assassination" hypothesis provided below for Dec. 3rd.

Relevant questions at this point:

What is the chance of Dr. Paul's arch enemy FOX/Hannity & Colms filming on the same night and at the same time at a location right next door to where Dr. Paul was speaking?

Is the "Kauffman" Broadcasting logo of on the door of the parked truck the same "Kauffman" whose crew attempted to harm Ted Gunderson and I in Las Vegas – i.e. "Carlton & Kauffman"…and…could "Kauffman" be involved in other assassination plots beside the one that targeting Ted Gunderson and I in Las Vegas…specifically…that of Dr. Ron Paul. "Kauffman" certainly does qualify as a "high level" Neo Con as provided us in Daniel Estulin's recent information about the plot to assassinate Dr. Ron Paul.

Why Des Moines? Is this not the city that the FBI warned was a target for a briefcase nuke attack because of its "shock & awe" benefit should a Midwestern town be hit by terrorists?

Is it possible that the Neo Cons want to assassinate Dr. Paul—not only because he is a threat to their desire to get "their man" into the White House—but his is the catalyst that is inflaming this entire freedom social movement across America? Is Mitt Romney involved? Assuming he was, he'd become a "made" man should Ron Paul had been assassinated. Bush Sr. was photographed in Dealy Plaza at time of the JFK assassination [see film: JFK II – The Bush Connection" and Bush Jr. is said to have been involved in the assassination of JFK Jr., his wife and her sister [see film: The Assassination of JFK, Jr.].

Dec. 3rd, 2007. More on suspected Iowa GOP VOTE COUNT FRAUD and the possible assassination plot of Dr. Ron Paul

My wife and I arrived at Stowe Elementary School, the 32nd precinct for the Iowa GOP caucus, where she wanted to vote for Dr. Ron Paul [she maintains her primary residence in Des Moines even though we are living and working with Ted Gunderson]. At this precinct Dr. Paul took 2nd place with 16 votes…behind Huckabee who had 40 votes. Romney, Guilliani, McCain and Thompson had 0 to 8 votes (we lost our score list later). Linda's family also voted for Dr. Paul. Her sister Lavonne reported that Ron Paul took 1st place in her 94th precinct. Her Mom and Dad reported that Dr. Paul took 2nd place at their precinct. This information is important because it would cause me to question Guilliani's claimed 13% showing (at one time during the vote count) which we observed on the big screen at the Ron Paul Rally that was scheduled to start at 7:30 pm at the Downtown Marriott, 700 Grand Ave. I would later end up being escorted out of this rally by police.

During the day, prior to going to the 32nd precinct so that my wife could vote, we decided to drive all around north, south, east and west Des Moines to do a "sign analysis"– to determine which candidates had the most private yard signs. On the Democrat side Obama took 1st place with Hillary and Edwards running a close 2nd. On the Republican side, Ron Paul and Huckabee definitely won for the most private yard sign count. For the routes we drove, we did not see a single sign for Guilliani, Thompson or McCain. We did see a few for Romney. It is interesting to note that Obama, Edwards and Hillary had a 1-2-3 finish that exactly matched our sign analysis. So why did Ron Paul not take 1, 2 or at least 3rd since he had as many signs as Huckabee along the routes we drove? The signs remain today so anyone can conduct their own yard sign analysis as we did.

More circumstantial evidence that Ron Paul should have placed 1st, 2nd or at least 3rd is the true fact that he had standing room only turnouts at his scheduled events [we saw it, we were there]—far more than Romney, Thompson and McCain who purported whipped him in the caucus. Guilliani wasn't in town.

I developed other circumstantial evidence of VOTE FRAUD that I will not go into at this time. But, I want to tell you what occurred after we left precinct 32 and landed in the Downtown Marriot at 8:15 (approximate time) to attend the scheduled Ron Paul post-caucus rally.

1. When we enter the Hotel I began asking employees (who were wearing the Marriott uniform) for directions to Ron Paul's event. I was shocked to see that the first gentleman I asked looked like the man I had reported to Ted Gunderson was stalking me in Nebraska. A very muscular individual in his late 30's or early 40's with a military haircut. He had on a Marriott uniform and would not make direct eye contact with me—keeping his head lowered—and, he also told me "I don't know" when I asked him where the Ron Paul event was happening. In fact, 3 employees rudely refused to tell me…but, the 4th employee I asked informed me to go to the 3rd floor. When we walked into the ballroom, a band was playing and I got this real bad vibration about this area. Now I know "hunches" don't count in this business but I felt something was not right!

2. My wife and I grabbed some snacks, ordered a soft drink, then sat down to listen to the band and that's when I noticed on the big screen that the Republican vote count was reported as being "41%" completed on the big screen in front of us…with McCain, Thompson and Guilliani each scoring 13% of the vote. Right then…I became upset because I knew in my gut that there was absolutely no way Guilliani could have captured 13% or 15,600 of 120,000 Republican votes in the conservative State of Iowa. Besides that, I reasoned, what's the chances of these three guys hitting the same percentage—that would be like getting three sevens on a slot machine. I complained repeatedly to my wife about the evident vote fraud.

3. Only about 15 minutes had passed, Ron Paul had not yet arrived and the live band took a recess. At this point, I got out of my seat and walked over in front of the stage to address the crowd of Ron Paul supporter who numbered about 60 to 80 people at that time. I said (as I can best recall): "excuse me, may I have your attention please." One guy shouted back "yeah, sure" and everyone got quiet. Then I said: "My name is Clarence Malcolm, I work for Ted Gunderson, a former FBI Division Chief, and I think we have vote fraud occurring here in Iowa because I just came from precinct 32 where Dr. Paul took 2nd place. Can some of you people tell me what your precinct results were with regard to Guilliani?" People began to shout to me that he had gotten "0" or "1" or only 2 or 3 votes in their respective precincts (mostly "0s". The people were listening very intently as I went on to explain that the vote count was apparently fraudulent. Then I told them about the manila envelope that I had delivered to Dr. Paul for Ted Gunderson the night before and I mentioned the fact that it contained information about a Neo Con plot to assassinate him. One lady shouted out: "They're going to assassinate Ron Paul?"…then, suddenly, a uniformed Marriott employee accosted me and ordered me to leave the building. I believed he had no right to do it but when two police officers asked me to leave, I complied and asked the crowd: "do you want me to leave?" Several people indicated that they did not. A couple of news reporters approached me to get information as I was being escorted out of the building. As I exited, one of the police officers indicated to me that he and the other officer supported Dr. Paul and warned me that if I returned I would be arrested. I told him that I was familiar with "trespass" law and would not attempt a return. They were very professional, respectful and polite to me.

4. I waited a minute for my wife to come out and we left for the GOP Headquarters on 9th Street where I intended to fervently complain about the apparent vote fraud—which I did—to a Jr. Staff member after arriving there and introducing myself as an investigator working for Ted Gunderson. I was assured by this individual that the voting was being conducted fairly…but I nevertheless ardently insisted that it was a "fraud" and told the people listening to me: "there is absolutely no way that Guilliani could have 13% of the vote." Linda and I were told that the votes "for the precincts" would be published the following day. As it turned out, they were not and the GOP has unreasonably refused to release the precinct votes. We were at GOP Headquarters for only ten minutes before exiting to go to my wife's parent's home where we turned on the television after arriving there.

5. To my astonishment, Guilliani's percentage had suspiciously dropped from 13% down to 3%—and this occurred in the 45 minutes between when we left the Marriot till arriving here at Linda's parent's home. I knew then that my complaints about Guilliani at the post-caucus rally and/or at the GOP Headquarters—more likely than not—had caused this sudden and very suspicious reduction in Guilliani's standing. Also suspicious, was that Dr. Paul's percentage remained at 10% during the most of the vote count period. It was obvious that the GOP Headquarters persons had broken their promise the day before to do a "live" vote count. On Sunday, January 4th, the Des Moines Register reported only the county totals…hence, I have concluded that the VOTE FRAUD most likely occurred when the votes were translated from precinct-to-county. The corrupt GOP conspirators know that the public could only know the vote count for their particular precinct and would have no way of verifying "county" totals—unless the complete list of precinct results could be obtained…and, as I said…this isn't going to happen. Of course, Christopher Bollyn has exposed that an Israeli Defense firm counted the votes [personally unverified].

6. Now, here's my speculation about the assassination plot in Des Moines. Could it be that because…for one reason or other…the alleged plot to assassinate Dr. Paul on Dec. 2nd in front of the Ft. Des Moines Marriott [presumed, of course, with no hard evidence—only strange coincidences/circumstances] was dwarted; and isn't it reasonable to assume that the conspirators—the assassination crew that was already on location—would make another attempt the following night at the Downtown Marriot…unless…some guy who claimed to work for an internationally renown, former FBI "honcho" stood up and publicly announced to the Ron Paul crowd that there was a plot afoot to assassinate Dr. Paul? Could they go forward with their plan after this? Why, were Dr. Paul to be assassinated, Ted Gunderson would be surrounded by reporters the next day. Well, who knows anything for sure except God…and He works his "divine intervention" in mysterious ways.

But, one has to wonder…why was I escorted out of the Marriott? Why did the Guilliani—the specific candidate I complained about—percentage drop so dramatically in only a 45 minute period? This suspicious incident has been reported across the internet but few know that it COINCIDENTALLY occurred after I had raised a ruckus at the Ron Paul event and at the GOP headquarters.

Dec. 5th, 2006. I received a phone call from a Washington D.C. number from a "Skip Parish" [Do you know this guy, Dave?] He claimed to be from Sarasota, Florida but his cell phone was a Washington DC number. I had Ted's phone on "speaker" so that my wife overheard my conversation with "Skip" who tried to convince me that I'd go no where with my investigation and then he proceeded to inform me about "how serious" these elections were…and how people could get killed…which both Linda and I determined was a subtle THREAT against me to back off of this VOTE FRAUD investigation stuff. This guy also wanted to know where I lived.

I've probably missed some details…but, this is most of what I know at this time.

68 Responses To "Start Your Morning Off with Two Scoops of Crazy"

Ron Paul is so incompetent that he can't even control the tripe coming out of his official newsletter for two decades, so he doesn't have the capacity to foil anything, except tin foil.

#1 - Posted by: NeoconNews.com on February 1, 2008 09:11 AM

This gut is a first rate Ass Clown. I quote.........."This is an outrage and “We the People” need to organize against this dangerous plot and TAKE ACTION by filing “class action” criminal charges"

A privite citizen cannot file criminal charges. Only a Prosecuting Attorney can bring criminal charges.............but I'm just part of the Masonic conspiracy against Ron Paul (A.K.A. The Ham-Burgler) so what do I know.

#2 - Posted by: Clay S. on February 1, 2008 10:15 AM

This is starting to sound like LaRouche. The man has an assassination claim every other page.

#3 - Posted by: LokiVonBismarck on February 1, 2008 10:16 AM

This is starting to sound like LaRouche. The man has an assassination claim every other page.

#4 - Posted by: LokiVonBismarck on February 1, 2008 10:16 AM

That's some hardcore crazy right there.

It really makes me sad that we have people in our country who actually believe this stuff.

#5 - Posted by: Billy on February 1, 2008 10:18 AM

Do you hear a black helicopter?

#6 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 10:28 AM

Classic paranoid schizophrenia.

#7 - Posted by: MJ on February 1, 2008 10:39 AM

"Now I know "hunches" don't count in this business..."

Who knew that hunches didn't count in the business of wacked-out uber-paranoid conspiracy theroists? You learn something new every day.

#8 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on February 1, 2008 10:39 AM

Dear Frank,

We appreciate you bringing this guy to our attention. Obviously someone with this level of crazy cannot be allowed to procreate. We will take care of it.

Sincerely,

K&C

#9 - Posted by: Kaufman & Carlton on February 1, 2008 10:40 AM

Wow, this guy's evidence for vote fraud and assasination is impecable.
"Ron Paul had more signs and Giuliani's number's changed! The Jooos are manipulating the elections! Arrest them all!"

Of Course, imagine if you were Ron Paul and some crazy person walked up to you offering his protection services against a neo-con assasination attempt?

#10 - Posted by: Pantera on February 1, 2008 10:42 AM

Cmon Marko, everybody knows that you cant hear the black helicopters! They all have the super secret noise mufflers designed from technology gained from the alien space craft at area 51....

#11 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 10:43 AM

The people who believe the Iraq War is going well and was a good idea are the craziest people of all.

#12 - Posted by: Nate on February 1, 2008 10:51 AM

BINGO, MJ,
After I kicked tlg out of my house in 1994, his ex wife, Jocelyn, told me he had been diagnosed Paranoid Schizophrenic while he was in office in Philadelphia.
Unfortuntely sometimes this illness can be a little contagious.

#13 - Posted by: j on February 1, 2008 11:08 AM

Did you say two scoops of crazy? More like seventeen or eighteen!

#14 - Posted by: shepshep on February 1, 2008 11:08 AM

Things I've learned from Clarence Malcolm:
-New SUV = assassin
-poor drivers in red cars = assassin
-everyone named Kauffman = assassin
-reasonable hypothesis = drivel of a paranoid schizophrenic
-elections should be done by sign counting, it's more reliable than vote counting
-Clarence Malcolm doesn't know how percentages work
-Ron Paul supporter = Cassandra Complex

#15 - Posted by: Adam on February 1, 2008 11:14 AM

Question is, why did the FBI "let"(you know what I mean) tlg retire early and unleash him on little old ladies and other vulnerable people who became victime of his fake investment companies and other money making (for him) con jobs.
I never heard of one case where his involvement did not result in disaster.
This Ron Paul thing is a just one good example.

#16 - Posted by: j on February 1, 2008 11:19 AM

Adam-
Thanks for the laughs!
I wish I had known you when he got $30,000 of my money.

#17 - Posted by: j on February 1, 2008 11:20 AM

"Dr. Paul's arch enemy FOX/Hannity & Colms"

Do real people have arch enemies? Is there a registry or something?

"I complained repeatedly to my wife about the evident vote fraud."

I think I was sitting in the booth next to theirs at TGI Fridays last week, she washed down her meds with tequilla.

#18 - Posted by: badmartin on February 1, 2008 11:22 AM

This guy sounds better than a few Ronulans I've run into on the Internet. When you consider that David Duke (and David Black, of StormFront) both like Paul a lot, you have legitimate reason to think he might Draw a Bad Crowd on election day.

Then there are the vapor-brained kids who are pining for any candidate least like their parents, yet too dumb to see Paul is the one statistically most likely to die in office, if elected. He'd punch out from natural causes, and his acolytes would launch into the berserkosphere, screaming for never-ending probes into who REALLY killed Ron Paul.

These nutjobs believe every other conspiracy, and invent many of them to boot, so why not that one?

If they can't elect him, they can always try turning him into a living martyr for...uh....SOME damn fool cause.

#19 - Posted by: quiller on February 1, 2008 11:28 AM

I made it to the 5th paragraph and gave up. Way to crazy for teh me.

#20 - Posted by: AR on February 1, 2008 11:45 AM

Wow, that one had everything in it. Big Corporations, FBI, CIA front companies, the Jews and rigged elections. Ron Paul was sure lucky this guy was on the case in his mystery machine. He just seemed to be everywhere at the right time.

BTW I think that Ron Paul is starting to look like Dr. Orpheus from the Venture Bros. I mean picking Hannity and Colms as your arch enemies is really just a cry for help.

#21 - Posted by: Derek, Lord of the Commentators on February 1, 2008 11:56 AM

Hey Frank that was the funniest piece of your fiction i have ever read. You really need to buckel down and write more books. that was so Fing funny almost as if.. that...person... real... oh dear god this twit really thinks they did this?? (sigh) sad

#22 - Posted by: tom on February 1, 2008 12:00 PM

#11 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 10:43 AM

Say whatever you want to! The feds placed special black helicopter detection devices in my ear! NEOCONS!

#23 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 12:15 PM

As a concerned citizen of these United States, let me just say:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Frank, you need to find his e-mail addy. He could be better than the Limey

#24 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on February 1, 2008 12:15 PM

yeah, don't forget to tell him

bugger off, you wanker

#25 - Posted by: forgotten on February 1, 2008 12:57 PM

Wow, I'm speechless.

This just proves what most of us already knew: you have to be completely frigging insane to support Ron Paul.

#26 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on February 1, 2008 01:03 PM

Let me get this straight; A (presumably joooowish) thug calls up and threatens to kill you if you don't back off. Then asks for directions to where you live?

*sigh* It's so hard to find good help these days...

#27 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on February 1, 2008 01:17 PM

Oh my...

Just when I think that no right-wing nut jobs could ever top the KOS Kiddies rants and paranoid conspiracy COINCIDENCES, you have to show me this.

*sigh*

#28 - Posted by: Fast Eddie on February 1, 2008 01:44 PM

This dude's so off kilter that a whole case of V8's won't set him straight. And he is so totally wrong; the car I was driving was clearly maroon, not an "orange (or red) car [make & model not noticed]".

It was 1999 Ford Escort.

I had to get rid of it because there wasn't enough trunk space for more than 2 bodies, 3 if you dissemble them...

#29 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 1, 2008 01:53 PM

#27 Lol....assassin in training, maybe?

Follow the link back to the Ronulan mother-nest, there's much more tinfoil biting crazy going on.

#30 - Posted by: Steve on February 1, 2008 01:55 PM

If this is true, I'm definitely voting for Romney.

#31 - Posted by: d on February 1, 2008 01:59 PM

My favorite part was where the assasination attempt was foiled by a guy driving around the block in a van with a big, lighted Ron Paul sign on it and another guy walking up an down the street with a microphone! No wait - my favorite part is where he drove around the block FOURTEEN times in the van with the big, lighted Ron Paul sign!! Nothing entertains like good crazy!

#32 - Posted by: snarky on February 1, 2008 02:00 PM
"Could it be that because...for one reason or other...the alleged plot to assassinate Dr. Paul on Dec. 2nd in front of the Ft. Des Moines Marriott [presumed, of course, with no hard evidence...only strange coincidences/circumstances] was dwarted;..."
You gotta watch out for them dwarts. They may be short and all, but they're mean and clever. #33 - Posted by: Ernie G on February 1, 2008 02:07 PM

Frank, it took way too long to scroll down through that article with my mouse wheel. Damn!

#34 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 1, 2008 02:29 PM

Wow. I just read the comments at that site. I feel dirty now.

There are some seriously messed up people in this country.

#35 - Posted by: Billy on February 1, 2008 02:34 PM

Anybody else notice that the usual trolls haven't shown up to extoll Ron Pole's greatness?

#36 - Posted by: on February 1, 2008 02:43 PM

mishcomp, tango whiskey. opstar tba

#37 - Posted by: KarlK on February 1, 2008 02:48 PM

I know a guy who owns a personal helicopter and, yes, it's BLACK. How cool would it be to follow these clowns around for a few days and really get them stoked up.

#38 - Posted by: BLC on February 1, 2008 02:53 PM

Did this guy forget to take his drugs or did he take too much?

#39 - Posted by: Rich on February 1, 2008 03:06 PM

I will - Ron Paul is an honest, gun-lovin', big government-hatin' Texan who should be president. And the guy above is totally nuts. Ron Paul!

#40 - Posted by: CTD on February 1, 2008 03:12 PM

Desperate times call for desperate measures...we must double the strength of our tin foil hats. Remember to double up the foil before manufacturing your hats. The freemasons must have figured out a way to penetrate our single layer foil mind reading detorrent device.

#41 - Posted by: Taymacjack on February 1, 2008 03:32 PM

Am I the only guy who thinks that a van full of thugs is not really a kill team? I mean Hollywood might make it out to be that way or maybe in some of the less stablized nations such violence could be possible, but modern America? C'mon they are so many more easier and more deniable methods.

1. Binary toxins for instance, slip the target the primer then a couple days hit him with the other half and boom fatal heart-attack. Who would do a toxicology on a cardiac arrest?
2. Or an automotive one, pay off a fall guy to run down Paul and then alchol himself the hell up before the cops get there. Or hell just flee the scene.
3. Mysterious gas line explosion, one device ruptures the pipe then when the gas has reached a satisfationary level a secondary ignites the gas.
4. Home invasion gone bad.
5. Suicide ala Vince Foster visa vi Clintons
6. Or shit just a simple sniper.
I though htis up off the top of the head, and you can't tell me a Delta Force or CIA assasaian couldn't come up with something better.

#42 - Posted by: warlord conservative on February 1, 2008 03:37 PM

CTD(n.) abbreviation; acronym for Compulsive Troll Disorder

#43 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 1, 2008 03:38 PM

I confess.. I am a Cybernetic Organism from the future that was sent back in time to terminate Ron Paul's mother before he was born, so that he wouldn't grow up to lead the surviving members of Mankind in their fight against the machines. But while I was searching for her, I discovered magic brownies and poontang and got distracted. Sorry Dudes...My Bad.

#44 - Posted by: T-100 on February 1, 2008 03:55 PM

I use heavy duty foil for my hat and fill the inside with crushed soda cans and i found the goverenment cant read my thoughts then.

#45 - Posted by: tom on February 1, 2008 03:59 PM

Tom,
We already knew you were thinking that.

#46 - Posted by: The Government on February 1, 2008 04:05 PM

I'm sorry, but any assassination squad worth their salt could make a public hit and get away with it. As a matter of fact they would prefer a bigger crowd so it would be easier to blend in and evade during the ensuing confusion. Or, if you prefer to have an expendable assassin, why not hire a terminal nut job (see Jack Ruby) to take a suicide vest right into the midst of the crowd? Major news network filming away, high profile political figure, heart of America, major international hotel corporation... if an assassination were going to happen what better time to do it.

Ummm, forget I just said all of that. I don't know too much. Really. Just forget I said all that.

#47 - Posted by: Texaspartan on February 1, 2008 04:17 PM

#44 "I discovered magic brownies and poontang and got distracted. Sorry Dudes...My Bad." Too Freaking funny...

Marko... I can remove those devices for you for a small fee. But it'll have to wait for a couple of weeks. You see there's this thing I have to TAKE CARE of on Super Tuesday. I cant go into any details because I signed some confidentiality documents at Leibowitz & Jooski Esq. to do some "work" for them.

#48 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 04:28 PM

43: No, I really do believe the guy quoted in the post is nuts - I'm not just saying it to wind you up.

P.S. I'm sorry your fear of penis shrinkage makes you unable to vote for a real conservative.

#49 - Posted by: on February 1, 2008 04:33 PM

Sorry, 49 was me. Ron Paul! A conservative, unlike McCain, and a non-douchebag, unlike Romney!

#50 - Posted by: CTD on February 1, 2008 04:35 PM

what works best: beanie shaped tinfoil hats or the pointy ones? Or should I wear both? Do I need to cover my ears?
Can I get my Ron Paul sign when I pick up the meds (which obviously shouldn't be taken)?

I didn't realize there was so much to think of before I join the Ronulans. Good thing I have those voices to advise me.

#51 - Posted by: lastconservativestanding on February 1, 2008 04:39 PM

Oh damn, how'd he figure out my last name?

#52 - Posted by: Apple P Kauffman on February 1, 2008 04:43 PM

lastconservativestanding: No, the FDA won't approve Ron Paul signs; you have to go around the corner and buy 'em on the street. By the ounce. Or you can roll your own.

But you can't print your own unless you back them with gold.

The tinfoil thing actually doesn't work - you have to stand in a tinfoil Faraday cage.

Ron Paul!

#53 - Posted by: CTD on February 1, 2008 04:57 PM

After a long absence, I return to this site only to find that it has been in the interim transmorphed into a megaphone for Ron Paul. The serious nature of the charges in the posting are alarming, indeed, even to shake the basis of one's viewpoint.

In the interest of full disclosure, however, the author ought to have indicated what he was smoking while writing it.

#54 - Posted by: Socrates on February 1, 2008 05:03 PM

what works best: beanie shaped tinfoil hats

Definitely NOT those... they look too mush like a yarmulke, and we all know that's the last thing they want.

#55 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 1, 2008 05:06 PM

A lot of people are joking about this guy, but do not dismiss the Vote Fraud. Back in the eighties and early nineties my mom was friends with the Collier brothers who vote "Vote Scam". People were trying to kill them just because of the newspaper they wrote that exposed corruption and voter fraud. We know that Romney paid off the GOP in St. Petersburg to win the strawpoll there. He had about 20 people run up almost 900 votes. When it was exposed by Ron Paul supporters threats were made. You can Utube about three people who filmed Romney people cheating on camera. There is no doubt that Vote Fraud took place in Louisiana with the help of the GOP. In Nevada, before the Caucus a large number of extra ballots were sent to Clark County. If a proper investigation is conducted you will find that Romney people stuffed the ballots there, stealing the win from Dr. Paul. In other parts of Nevada the exit polls were 16% off from the final count. It can only be explained by Vote Fraud. We all know about the slit boxes in New Hampshire that occurred when the recount ballots were being transported. It does not surprise me that Fraud occurred in Iowa as well. My brother has a couple of genius friends that have devised a tamper proof verifiable method of voting and we will not have a free country until this type of device is implemented.

#56 - Posted by: Kerry Kolsch on February 1, 2008 05:10 PM

Welcome back, Socrates.

#57 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 1, 2008 05:18 PM

Exit polls were wrong?? People LIED!!??!!

#58 - Posted by: Apple P Kauffman on February 1, 2008 05:32 PM

-#47
Perhaps, but a bunch of suited men would not tumble out of a car with fully automatic weapons casings flying in a hit. A muffled .22 at BO range in a crowd is legitmate but it makes it clear somebody wanted him to die and put a price on his head. A binary toxin, an automotive "mishap", a natural gas explosion, and home invasion gone bad, all point to one. Deniable is key in hits. Don't ask how I know these.

#59 - Posted by: warlord conservative on February 1, 2008 08:13 PM

I believe the term you were referencing was "plausible deniability".

#60 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 09:26 PM

I hear that before the Iraqi nuclear plants were destroyed by the Israeli's, Mossad killed over twelve of the top scientists involved. Makes you wonder how many Iranians the CIA has killed.

Also, if there's one thing CSI has taught me, it's nearly impossible to get away with a murder these days on American soil. Much more likely they would do it on foreign soil.

#61 - Posted by: Pantera on February 1, 2008 10:11 PM

Anyone know where I can buy some jackboots?

#62 - Posted by: Andrew on February 1, 2008 10:25 PM

I was at a McCain rally tonight (yes, I support McCain -- deal with it) and some Ron Paul supporters showed up. This woman had her kid start shouting "Ron Paul Ron Paul!!

They are the new Moonies!

#63 - Posted by: Room 237 on February 1, 2008 11:26 PM

Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll turn out to be the next Jim Jones crowd, instead... ;-)

#64 - Posted by: Intellectual Gorgon on February 2, 2008 08:37 AM

#64 - I'm only going to get annoyed if you're a McCainiac evangelist like our two Joes. Other than that, support who you want.

And the Ronulans are still loons.

#65 - Posted by: Basilisk on February 2, 2008 09:59 PM

You laugh now, but the momentum is building!

#66 - Posted by: DoubleU on February 4, 2008 08:55 AM

Schizophrenia isn't funny by itself. You have to make funny that uses it as a twist. Like, Ron Paul does well in internet polls cuz all the voices get to vote. . . That's not that funny either.

...

#67 - Posted by: Effeminem on February 5, 2008 03:51 AM

Well, if McCain gets the nomination i'll support him only if he uppercuts Paul the next time the nut spouts off some Truther bullshit. Then maybe a rough introduction of Paul's face to McCain's boot sole. And a concluding the incidcent by lifting Paul over his head and tossing Paul off the stage demanding that Paul come back after he's properly medicated.

And after he fires Jose Hernandez and makes a public promise not to give amnesty.

#68 - Posted by: warlord conservative on February 5, 2008 08:55 AM
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